My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇸
5 members · by Austin Donoghue · TeamBranch
Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
Pre-season
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Wally West is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. The man is massive, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Wally West. A superhero. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a superhero, with bare hands, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Wally West has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the game with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. Let's talk money. We'll keep it short because there ain't any. The budget is so low that the equipment manager also does the accounting, the post-game spread is leftover Domino's on discount, and the last free agent who toured the facility ran for the hills. But damn it, these guys don't care. They play with the fury of men who have everything to prove and nothing to lose. This is the most dangerous team in the league, not because they're good, but because they don't give a single damn about losing.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
88-123 (L)
Son Goku fires up the crowd to open the game! This hungry young player starting strong!
Gol D. Roger misses in the money time! A ship captain dropping the ocean vessel at the worst time!
King Von with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost rapper!
Son Goku beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the feudal lord slipping from a bushi!
This household name Jesus Christ stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
End of the second quarter. Jesus Christ is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Juicy intel: Jesus Christ turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
King Von, this pint-sized baller, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this up-and-coming baller!
Wally West is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure superhero stubbornness!
This well-respected player King Von gets pickpocketed on the low block! Sloppy handling!
Wally West pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The superhero in them is showing!
Gol D. Roger sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a ship captain after their ship's wheel broke!
Gol D. Roger's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Wally West hides his eyes under a towel. Tonight I learned Gol D. Roger used to be a superhero before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
111-88 (W)
Gol D. Roger looks dialed in from the start! An off-the-charts basketball IQ preparation showing!
What a shot from Gol D. Roger! A ship captain bringing their ship's wheel energy to the gymnasium!
Gol D. Roger, this hungry young player, switches seamlessly and locks up! Nerves of steel shining through!
Gol D. Roger unlocks the defense! Picked it apart like a ship captain on a mission!
This potential breakout star Gol D. Roger recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Both teams head in. King Von has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. I've been told King Von once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Wally West hits a tear drop! Unreal swagger proving to be the difference tonight!
A crowd fully behind them fills the arena! This player making noise King Von feeds off the energy!
This dude out of nowhere Gol D. Roger runs the pill patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
Son Goku, this do-it-all player, makes a statement! This total unknown is here to stay!
Gol D. Roger wraps up with a double-double! Double duty: their ship's wheel and the ball!
Jesus Christ mimes popping a champagne bottle. King Von mimes chugging straight from it. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
99-113 (L)
King Von huddles with the team! Huddling up, the rapper strategizes!
Son Goku fires a brick driving to the hoop! Way off, even for a bushi!
Jesus Christ throws it out of bounds! Like launching their bare hands into the void!
Son Goku gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the feudal lord on a rough day!
Wally West with the crafty bank shot! Next-level basketball IQ on display!
Break time. Wally West bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Anecdote: Wally West once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Son Goku throws their hands up! Like a bushi when their katana blade breaks!
The rim rejects Wally West! The rim says no! Even a superhero gets rejected sometimes!
Jesus Christ reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this messiah!
King Von misses from fatigue! This player making noise can't get the elevation under the basket!
Wally West, this diamond in the rough, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Gol D. Roger has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Wally West has aged ten years in forty minutes. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
117-99 (W)
This diamond in the rough Gol D. Roger in the starting lineup! Let's see what this diamond in the rough brings!
Gol D. Roger drains a double-clutch layup from downtown! Textbook silky smooth technique!
This surprise package Gol D. Roger with the no-foul contest from mid-range! Clean as a whistle!
Wally West with the lob pass back to the basket! This surprise package to the teammate! Boom!
Son Goku positions perfectly in half court! Placement of their katana blade on the feudal lord!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Wally West asks for an ice pack. Little secret: Wally West watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
A finger roll from Wally West! Another dagger! This guy nobody was talking about closing the door!
A standing ovation as Wally West checks in for overtime! The superhero returns!
This hall-of-fame lock Jesus Christ swings the damn ball around! Silky smooth technique ball movement!
Gol D. Roger shoots like a player possessed! A gym-rat work ethic unleashed!
Jesus Christ reflects on the game! The thoughtful reflection of a messiah after a big day!
King Von and Gol D. Roger swing Son Goku around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
103-102 (W)
The palace of hoops welcomes Gol D. Roger! The ship captain with the ocean vessel has arrived!
Jesus Christ forces the bad shot! Their bare hands intimidation factor!
King Von misses the bunny! A rapper dropping the fiery bars from point-blank!
Gol D. Roger catches and shoots,a reverse layup! Quick hands from commanding the ocean vessel!
Gol D. Roger iso at the top! Isolating the matchup with ship captain focus!
Halftime whistle! Son Goku slides down against the hallway wall. True story: Son Goku had his parking spot stolen by Phoenix No-Defense's mascot. Still talks about it. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Son Goku, this tweener, with the clutch deep three! The building erupts!
Jesus Christ walls up in the paint! Immovable as their bare hands bolted down!
The crowd does the wave for King Von! Rapper pride!
Wally West rises for the clutch rebound! Rising to the occasion, classic superhero!
Final buzzer! Jesus Christ is the hero! This all-time great with a game for the ages!
Wally West and Gol D. Roger stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
100-93 (W)
Gol D. Roger steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this surprise package!
The crowd erupts as King Von nails a tear drop! A rapper on fire at the venue!
King Von anticipates perfectly! A rapper who always sees it coming!
Wally West, this raw talent, manipulates the defense and drops the dime! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
Son Goku uses a pick-and-pop attack brilliantly! Strategy from defending the feudal lord!
Halftime. King Von's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Locker room intel: King Von has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Jesus Christ pours it in! A messiah who never wastes anything never wastes a shot!
Jesus Christ signs a kid's the game! The messiah meets the next generation!
This absolute legend Jesus Christ unites the locker room! Pure God-given talent captain's mentality!
Remember this moment! Son Goku is making history with a sky hook!
King Von salutes the fans! A rapper's farewell until the next fiery bars!
Wally West pretends to plant a flag at center court. Son Goku stands at attention. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
111-105 (W)
Son Goku steps onto the gym! From defending the feudal lord to this, game time!
Wally West rises up and delivers a pull-up jumper! Their bare hands by day, buckets by night!
King Von picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
Wally West, this hungry young player, sets the table on the low block! Assist master!
Wally West executes the delay! Patient as a superhero waiting for their bare hands results!
Rest. Wally West buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Rumor has it Wally West has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Jesus Christ, this guy with rings on every finger, operates at the buzzer with a reverse layup! Clinic!
Gol D. Roger soaks in a packed arena! A ship captain savoring life beyond their ship's wheel!
Jesus Christ rotates on defense! Rotating with their bare hands efficiency!
Every time Gol D. Roger touches the orange, you see the discipline of their ship's wheel!
Gol D. Roger hugs the coach! The warmth of a ship captain who just nailed it!
Gol D. Roger moonwalks across the hardwood. Jesus Christ attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
111-101 (W)
King Von lands the first fadeaway jumper! First blood! The rapper strikes first!
Jesus Christ, this solid build, elevates for a monster fadeaway jumper!
Son Goku gets a hand on it! The hand that wields their katana blade strikes again!
Wally West with the no-look pass! This total unknown has eyes in the back of the head!
Jesus Christ adjusts the tempo! Controlling the rhythm like a veteran messiah!
Break! Gol D. Roger rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Exclusive info: Gol D. Roger is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Gol D. Roger converts the and-one! Tough as commanding the ocean vessel all day!
This undisputed superstar Jesus Christ turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Jesus Christ tips the rebound to a teammate! Selfless play from this messiah!
Jesus Christ told reporters: 'being a messiah and playing here, same fire!'
King Von, this scrappy guard, celebrates the win! A slide across the hardwood! What a game!
Gol D. Roger rips off his jersey and launches it into the crowd. King Von does the same. The coach rolls his eyes. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
106-113 (L)
Wally West locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhero who means business!
King Von pulls up and fires but misses everything! Ego the size of Texas tonight!
Jesus Christ, this tweener, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the buzzer!
Jesus Christ watches them score! Just watching, like watching their bare hands gather dust!
King Von knocks it down! Solid as a rapper with their hot mic in hand!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Wally West walks head down toward the tunnel. Did you know Wally West once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
King Von is visibly upset! Upset as a rapper when the fiery bars goes sideways!
This seasoned vet King Von puts up a floater but it won't fall! Off night!
This well-respected player King Von runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
King Von can't get lift! Legs heavy as their hot mic after the 4 periods of 12 minutes!
Jesus Christ crosses over to the tunnel in disappointment. This franchise cornerstone will learn from this.
Wally West is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Son Goku waits at the tunnel entrance. Tonight I had a revelation: Son Goku runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
113-106 (W)
Wally West wins the opening tip! Tipping off with superhero energy!
The technical flair of Gol D. Roger recalls their ship captain days. An alley-oop! Sublime!
Son Goku with the defensive rebound! Secured like only a bushi can!
Wally West threads the needle! Precision of their bare hands through the game!
King Von manages the clock! Time management of a rapper who never misses a deadline!
Break time. King Von bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Rumor has it King Von talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Wally West scoops it up and in! The touch of a superhero with the game!
A cathedral silence as Gol D. Roger warms up with some ship captain moves!
Gol D. Roger holds the huddle together! That ship captain leadership on full display!
King Von brings the fiery bars wisdom to the arena tactics!
It's over! Wally West delivers the goods! This diamond in the rough walks off a winner!
Gol D. Roger drops to his knees and kisses the court. Wally West pretends to gag. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-100 (L)
Jesus Christ checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Wally West shanks it from the three-point line! Competing the game uses different muscles!
This well-respected player King Von with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Gol D. Roger fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a ship captain chasing the ocean vessel!
Son Goku with the highlight-reel deep three! This dude out of nowhere owning the moment!
The players head in. Jesus Christ slips on the wet tunnel floor. Rumor has it Jesus Christ tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Son Goku, this hungry young player, refuses to high-five! Heavy feet hurting the chemistry!
King Von misses the open look! A rapper never misses the fiery bars... But misses the rock!
Jesus Christ identifies the soft spot in the zone! This basketball god surgical precision!
Jesus Christ is gassed! More tired than after a full day of competing the game!
King Von walks off in defeat! Even a rapper's skills couldn't save tonight!
King Von walks toward the tunnel without a word. Son Goku stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
108-109 (L)
Gol D. Roger starts in the shooting guard! Playing the shooting guard the way a ship captain plays with their ship's wheel!
Jesus Christ carves through and scores! That's what a messiah does best!
Wally West, this tweener, gets blown by on the perimeter! Injury-prone body in the legs!
Jesus Christ bricks another one! Building something awful with their bare hands tonight!
Son Goku keeps the faith! The faith of a bushi in the feudal lord!
Time to breathe. Son Goku has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Confession: Son Goku tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
This diamond in the rough Gol D. Roger can't deliver when it matters! Shaky emotions under pressure under pressure!
Wally West walks away muttering! Muttering about the game under their breath!
Gol D. Roger's hands tell two stories,their ship's wheel by day, the pill by night!
Gol D. Roger can't hit the open look in crunch time! Their ship's wheel vision failing!
Gol D. Roger, this versatile guy, trudges off the gym. Lessons to take from this one.
Wally West sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. King Von winces. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
95-96 (L)
Jesus Christ stretches center court! Loosening up, the messiah is getting ready!
This next-level player King Von with a cold-blooded bucket! No conscience!
Jesus Christ caught flat-footed! Standing still, the messiah reflexes took a nap!
Wally West misses the runner! Stick to the day job, buddy!
Gol D. Roger hits the three to tie! Clutch as a ship captain on deadline!
Break time. Gol D. Roger bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Rumor has it Gol D. Roger talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Son Goku throws it away in the first half! A bushi wasting their katana blade at the worst time!
King Von, this player making noise, yells at the coaching staff! Ego the size of Texas causing friction!
The stadium knows it! Son Goku is special! This dude out of nowhere writing legacy!
Son Goku loses the handle at the last second! The bushi grip vanished!
Wally West walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to superhero life tomorrow!
Son Goku unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. King Von runs a hand down his face. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than King Von. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
85-113 (L)
Jesus Christ, this absolute legend, draws first blood! A double-clutch layup to start!
This surprise package Wally West with a rare miss under the basket! Even the best stumble!
Wally West passes to nobody! This dude out of nowhere with a head-scratching decision!
This up-and-coming baller King Von commits the and-one foul! Tendency to rush in positioning!
Son Goku pulls up past the defense for a sky hook! Size advantage from this this tweener!
Rest. Jesus Christ buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Did you know Jesus Christ keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
This seasoned vet King Von hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from downtown!
This up-and-coming baller King Von misses the mark! A hook shot goes begging driving to the hoop!
Gol D. Roger shoots into the right spacing! Natural-born leadership and elite court awareness!
This basketball god Jesus Christ stumbles! The fatigue is real after the 4 periods of 12 minutes!
King Von consoles teammates! The heart of a rapper in that moment!
Wally West rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Son Goku picks up his own and folds it carefully. I learned tonight that Wally West used to be a superhero. That explains the unique running style. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
93-116 (L)
Opening possession for Jesus Christ! First touch, like first touch of their bare hands!
Jesus Christ can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this generational talent!
Son Goku turns it over in the paint! Butterfingers from this bushi!
Son Goku gives up the back door! Hot head when overplaying!
An off-balance shot from downtown by Son Goku! This tweener with the long range!
Heading in. Wally West's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Juicy anecdote: Wally West was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
King Von, this solid pro, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
Son Goku clanks another one off the rim! This newcomer needs to find rhythm!
Jesus Christ zones up! Defensive zone like a messiah's the game zone!
Gol D. Roger is cramping up! This dark horse trying to shake it off! Hot head!
Wally West gave it everything! Everything a superhero has, left on the court!
Gol D. Roger's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. King Von breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Wally West.
Season Journal
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby!
Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Wally West is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. The man is massive, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery.
The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless.
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Wally West. A superhero. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a superhero, with bare hands, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Wally West has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the game with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee.
Let's talk money. We'll keep it short because there ain't any. The budget is so low that the equipment manager also does the accounting, the post-game spread is leftover Domino's on discount, and the last free agent who toured the facility ran for the hills. But damn it, these guys don't care. They play with the fury of men who have everything to prove and nothing to lose. This is the most dangerous team in the league, not because they're good, but because they don't give a single damn about losing.
My Team ends the season #9 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Wally West.
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