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187
Days survived
442
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
315
🗺️ Km traveled
43
👑 Decisions
51
🩺 Rescues
261
🍳 Meals cooked
38
🪤 Traps built
192
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Mike Tyson, Usain Bolt, Dwayne Johnson, Doctor Strange, Gordon Ramsay, Bill Gates, and Hulk Hogan found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Mike Tyson screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Dwayne Johnson pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doctor Strange ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Bill Gates cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Usain Bolt found the stairs to the roof. Hulk Hogan was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Usain Bolt: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
2
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Dwayne Johnson grabs a zombie, hoists it up and delivers a bone-crushing body slam that cracks the pavement. The zombie stays down for the three-count. Dwayne Johnson flexes for an audience of zero.
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3
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Day 3: The camp doctor is bitten. Doctor Strange must decide: amputation or quarantine.
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3
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Bill Gates is 71 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
4
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Hulk Hogan bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
8
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Mike Tyson decorates their face with bandages like a manga character. The zombies are confused.
+2
9
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Mike Tyson recreates the grocery store scene from 'I Am Legend' in an empty supermarket. Zero audience, but the performance is flawless.
-1
10
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Day 10: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Doctor Strange is the last medical hope.
+5
10
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Hulk Hogan is 72 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
14
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Hulk Hogan tries to teach music theory to survivors to 'preserve culture'
14
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Hulk Hogan
has died
20
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Doctor Strange finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
24
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Day 24: Dwayne Johnson captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
24
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Day 24: Gordon Ramsay catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
25
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Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
+4
31
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
35
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Usain Bolt pulverizes a zombie's head with a single Desert Eagle shot that goes through three walls.
+9
38
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Mike Tyson is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
38
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Mike Tyson
has died
46
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📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Gordon Ramsay: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
60
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Gordon Ramsay fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
62
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
65
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Day 65: Bill Gates finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
66
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Doctor Strange parks the compact car perfectly between two zombies. Perfect parallel parking.
0
68
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
69
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Day 69: Dwayne Johnson opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
70
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Bill Gates dies staring at the terminal. Last command entered: sudo kill -9 zombie. Access denied.
70
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Bill Gates
has died
71
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Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
71
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
91
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📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Doctor Strange: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
0
95
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Day 95: Usain Bolt snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
97
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Day 97: An infected survivor hides their bite. Doctor Strange is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
102
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Dwayne Johnson realizes the F1 has no trunk
0
105
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Dwayne Johnson drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
107
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Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
107
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Doctor Strange
has died
111
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Day 111: Gordon Ramsay spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
-10
114
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Gordon Ramsay drops a zombie with one shot from his Colt Python that echoes like thunder.
+8
118
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Day 118: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Gordon Ramsay must adapt the defense.
-18
118
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Dwayne Johnson attempts a suplex but the zombie is too rotten. The body splits in half mid-move. Dwayne Johnson holds the torso while the legs keep shuffling away. That's... not how physics works.
+2
119
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Dwayne Johnson empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
-5
120
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Dwayne Johnson enters every fight announcing their stage name with an imaginary mic. 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE UNDEAD UNDERTAKER!' The zombies don't care. The crickets do.
+2
124
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Gordon Ramsay plays Russian roulette with his Colt Python. With six bullets. Genius.
124
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
135
🎒
Usain Bolt turns on the police car siren and all zombies scatter.
0
136
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Usain Bolt spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
153
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Day 153: Usain Bolt is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
161
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Day 161: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Usain Bolt must stand guard on the roof tonight.
-14
166
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
168
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Dwayne Johnson dies in a rooftop showdown. Wrestler and alpha zombie plummet together from the third floor. Hell in a Cell without the cell. Final bell rings.
168
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Dwayne Johnson
has died
177
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Day 177: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Usain Bolt must organize the underground counter-offensive.
-18
181
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Usain Bolt: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
182
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Day 182: Usain Bolt repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
186
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Day 186: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Usain Bolt takes time to admire it.
-3
187
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Usain Bolt is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
187
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Usain Bolt
has died
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