☠️
125
Days survived
333
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
218
🗺️ Km traveled
42
👑 Decisions
32
🩺 Rescues
210
🍳 Meals cooked
21
🪤 Traps built
153
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
49 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Izuku Midoriya was woken by screams. Dwayne Johnson by silence, which is worse. Lord Voldemort didn't sleep at all. Katsuki Bakugo was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Sam Altman was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Nezuko Kamado heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Lord Voldemort tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
1
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Day 1: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Katsuki Bakugo must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
1
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Lord Voldemort cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
1
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Gordon Ramsay breaks their broom on a zombie and uses the pointed handle as an improvised spear.
+3
1
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Lord Voldemort negotiates a ceasefire with zombies (spoiler: it doesn't work)
+2
1
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Sam Altman writes a buggy script that triggers the alarm every 45 minutes. The camp becomes an insomniac nightmare. Takes 3 days to debug because coffee ran out.
+2
1
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Katsuki Bakugo attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
1
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Katsuki Bakugo
has died
1
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Sam Altman: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
6
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Day 6: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Sam Altman must supervise repairs.
+4
6
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Lord Voldemort tests chemical weapons on hordes (survivors are not thrilled)
+2
12
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Nezuko Kamado tries to explain their former job to confused survivors
+4
16
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Nezuko Kamado throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
18
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Izuku Midoriya opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
19
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Day 19: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Lord Voldemort must create a monumental distraction.
+9
22
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Nezuko Kamado throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
22
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Nezuko Kamado
has died
26
🌍
Day 26: Gas leak detected in the main building. Sam Altman must intervene quickly.
+5
30
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Lord Voldemort compulsively presses the detonator like a TV remote.
+1
38
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Day 38: Gordon Ramsay throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
38
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Sam Altman comments their code with existential dread: '// If zombie == null, are we truly alive?' Colleagues question their career choices.
+2
39
🎒
Gordon Ramsay trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
40
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
42
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Sam Altman dies mid-compilation at their desk. Code deploys flawlessly after death. Even in the apocalypse, production bugs wait for no one.
42
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Sam Altman
has died
46
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📍 Water tower rooftop. Gordon Ramsay checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
51
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Dwayne Johnson plays whack-a-mole with zombies popping out of sewer grates.
+4
54
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Unusual - Dwayne Johnson gives acting lessons to zombies who now groan with more emotion
+2
56
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
58
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Lord Voldemort attempts a kickflip and the skateboard flies into an allied survivor's head. Not very helpful.
-4
60
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Day 60: Izuku Midoriya steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
65
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Day 65: Gordon Ramsay mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
67
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Lord Voldemort suggests sacrificing the weak to slow down zombies
67
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Lord Voldemort
has died
72
🌍
Day 72: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Izuku Midoriya must find their weak point.
-20
73
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Day 72: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Izuku Midoriya must improvise.
+11
76
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Success - Dwayne Johnson improvises an epic monologue that hypnotizes zombies for 30 crucial seconds
+2
79
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Izuku Midoriya uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
80
🎒
Dwayne Johnson throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
85
🎒
Izuku Midoriya fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
90
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
90
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
91
📌
📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Dwayne Johnson: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
93
🎒
Izuku Midoriya throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
94
🎒
Dwayne Johnson rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Dwayne Johnson continues solo in flight.
-4
95
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Failure - Dwayne Johnson flubs their final line and shouts 'CUT!' facing a hungry horde
+2
101
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Izuku Midoriya flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
102
🌍
Day 102: Izuku Midoriya is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
107
🌍
Day 107: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Izuku Midoriya is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
108
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Dwayne Johnson drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Dwayne Johnson doesn't.
108
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Dwayne Johnson
has died
111
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Day 111: Izuku Midoriya cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
119
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Day 119: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Izuku Midoriya must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
124
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Izuku Midoriya realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
125
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Izuku Midoriya wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
125
💀
Izuku Midoriya
has died
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