☠️
79
Days survived
152
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
131
🗺️ Km traveled
28
👑 Decisions
22
🩺 Rescues
120
🍳 Meals cooked
16
🪤 Traps built
80
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
42 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Jesus Christ, Spider-Man, Hulk, Barry Allen, Gordon Ramsay, Iron Man, and Jeffrey Epstein found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Jesus Christ screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Hulk pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Barry Allen ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Iron Man cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Spider-Man found the stairs to the roof. Jeffrey Epstein was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Barry Allen organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
1
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Day 1: Gordon Ramsay discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
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Hulk strikes a zombie with their judge's gavel shouting 'Guilty!' The zombie collapses.
+5
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Jesus Christ breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
1
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Hulk discovers zombies are attracted to formaldehyde smell. The lab becomes a nightclub for the undead.
-3
1
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Gordon Ramsay: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
2
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Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
2
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Hulk
has died
3
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Jeffrey Epstein negotiates safe passage. Zombies agree... to let them go first at the buffet
+5
4
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Day 4: Jesus Christ opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
5
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Day 5: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Barry Allen must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
6
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Iron Man forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
9
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Gordon Ramsay uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
15
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Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
15
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Barry Allen
has died
17
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Day 17: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Spider-Man must navigate blind.
+9
19
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to sell survivors to zombies. Plot twist: they prefer self-service
+5
20
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Day 20: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Spider-Man must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
24
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Jeffrey Epstein throws his boomerang and patiently waits for it to return. A zombie waits too.
+2
27
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Spider-Man compulsively presses the detonator like a TV remote.
+1
29
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Jeffrey Epstein slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
29
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
30
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Day 30: Iron Man mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
31
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
33
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Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
35
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
38
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Day 38: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Spider-Man must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
40
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Gordon Ramsay slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
40
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
42
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Spider-Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
46
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📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Jesus Christ: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
47
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
51
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Day 51: Iron Man confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
51
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Day 51: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Jesus Christ must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
52
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
56
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Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
56
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Iron Man
has died
58
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Day 58: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Spider-Man must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
59
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Spider-Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
60
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Day 60: The camp cook has gone missing. Spider-Man must feed 50 people with what's left.
-14
62
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Spider-Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
65
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Spider-Man confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
65
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Spider-Man
has died
72
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Day 72: Jesus Christ repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
73
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
76
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
77
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Day 77: Jesus Christ negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
79
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Jesus Christ punches a zombie with brass knuckles, their arm goes through the rotting zombie and gets stuck inside.
79
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Jesus Christ
has died
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