☠️
21
Days survived
36
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
19
🗺️ Km traveled
3
👑 Decisions
1
🩺 Rescues
8
🍳 Meals cooked
1
🪤 Traps built
7
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
32 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Michael Jordan was woken by screams. Kobe Bryant by silence, which is worse. Shaquille O'Neal didn't sleep at all. Superman was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Stephen Curry was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Tim Duncan was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Batman heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Tim Duncan eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
1
🎒
Kobe Bryant bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
1
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Kobe Bryant used their height and agility to hoist survivors onto a roof during an attack — helicopter parent vibes.
-1
1
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Tim Duncan (50 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
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Batman attempts a wheelie on the scooter and tips backward. The scooter falls on top of them.
1
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Batman
has died
1
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Michael Jordan: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
2
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Day 2: Shaquille O'Neal finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
2
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Kobe Bryant organizes Sunday basketball games. The ball is an inflated zombie... no wait, an actual ball. Found in a gym.
-1
3
🎒
Michael Jordan fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
3
🎂
Michael Jordan is 63 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
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Stephen Curry slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
4
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Stephen Curry
has died
5
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Day 5: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Shaquille O'Neal organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
6
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Shaquille O'Neal uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
6
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Quirky: Tim Duncan motivates troops with an NBA locker room speech: 'We're down by 200 zombies, but WE CAN COMEBACK!'
-3
7
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Tim Duncan is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
7
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Tim Duncan
has died
8
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Shaquille O'Neal lands a perfect high kick... zombie head pops clean off and rolls away. Technical victory, but gross as hell.
+4
9
🎒
Kobe Bryant takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
10
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Day 10: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Shaquille O'Neal is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
11
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Superman throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
11
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Superman
has died
12
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Michael Jordan tries to 'disrupt' survival with an innovative concept. The concept: selling water. Water is free. Epic fail.
+1
13
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Day 13: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Shaquille O'Neal must find an alternative approach.
+5
14
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Michael Jordan cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
15
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Kobe Bryant climbs an apple tree to pick fruit and the branch gives way. Twenty meters of free fall.
15
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Kobe Bryant
has died
16
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Shaquille O'Neal takes out three zombies bare-handed with brutal elbows and knees. Like Rocky vs. the undead, minus the eye of the tiger.
+4
17
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Day 17: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Shaquille O'Neal must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
17
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Shaquille O'Neal makes caltrops with Lego. Just as painful, if not more.
+3
18
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Michael Jordan dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
18
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Michael Jordan
has died
19
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Day 19: Shaquille O'Neal uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
19
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Shaquille O'Neal gets a flat tire on a zombie bone. Hard to find a repair shop in the middle of an apocalypse.
-4
20
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Day 19: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Shaquille O'Neal takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
-8
20
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Shaquille O'Neal teaches survivors hand-to-hand combat. Lesson one: low kicks. First result: zombie shinbone snapped like a twig.
+4
21
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Shaquille O'Neal slips on his own caltrops and tumbles down a slope full of zombies.
21
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Shaquille O'Neal
has died
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