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120
Days survived
356
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
252
🗺️ Km traveled
47
👑 Decisions
38
🩺 Rescues
209
🍳 Meals cooked
23
🪤 Traps built
111
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
45 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Goku and Wally West were on the wrong side. Colossus spotted them from the roof of a bus. Doctor Fate, Sanji, and Iron Man were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Kevin Hart, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Sanji tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
1
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Iron Man forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
1
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Kevin Hart: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
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Day 2: Colossus loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
3
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Day 3: The camp cook has gone missing. Sanji must feed 50 people with what's left.
+7
4
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Doctor Fate flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+2
5
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Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
7
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Kevin Hart throws their toy mallet at a zombie who catches it and throws it back. Start of a deadly game.
7
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Kevin Hart
has died
9
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Day 9: Iron Man mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
13
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Day 13: Wally West finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
14
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Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
16
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Colossus paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
20
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Colossus sweeps a zombie with their broom. The zombie doesn't even fall.
-3
21
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Wally West realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
22
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Doctor Fate wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
22
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Doctor Fate
has died
33
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Day 33: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Iron Man must find their weak point.
+10
34
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Wally West sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
34
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Goku negotiates a peace treaty with zombies by offering them warm champagne
+2
37
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Day 37: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Wally West must face it.
+12
40
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Goku attempts to bribe an alpha zombie with promises of noble titles
+2
42
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Wally West crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
45
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Goku writes memoirs 'From Versailles to Zombieland: My Survival Etiquette'
45
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Goku
has died
46
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📍 Empire State Building observation deck. Sanji sees the burning city. "Hell of a view."
0
49
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Wally West leaves banana peels everywhere like in Mario Kart.
+3
50
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Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
52
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
53
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Day 53: Wally West confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
53
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Iron Man bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
54
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Day 54: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Wally West must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
58
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Iron Man climbs an apple tree to pick fruit and the branch gives way. Twenty meters of free fall.
58
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Iron Man
has died
60
🎒
Colossus uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
66
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Day 66: Sanji loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
67
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Sanji fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
73
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Wally West uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
76
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Colossus uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
79
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Day 79: Sanji eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
87
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Wally West slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
87
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Wally West
has died
91
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📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Colossus: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
92
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Day 92: Sanji tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
94
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Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
95
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Day 95: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Colossus must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
101
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Sanji takes the ballista's recoil straight to the chest. Newtonian physics never lies.
101
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Sanji
has died
102
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Day 102: Colossus tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
103
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Day 102: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Colossus must improvise.
+11
120
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Colossus leans too far to one side of the canoe to see a fish. The canoe capsizes in violent rapids.
120
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Colossus
has died
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