☠️
64
Days survived
138
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
83
🗺️ Km traveled
16
👑 Decisions
6
🩺 Rescues
69
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
50
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Sean Combs, Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, John Cena, Dwayne Johnson, Joe Rogan, and Benn found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Sean Combs screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Shaquille O'Neal pushed a fridge in front of the main door. John Cena ran to the pharmacy aisle. Dwayne Johnson emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Joe Rogan cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Kobe Bryant found the stairs to the roof. Benn was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
📌
📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. John Cena: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
3
🎒
Dwayne Johnson paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
4
🌍
Day 4: Benn uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
4
⚡
Dwayne Johnson organizes a crisis meeting with catering even during the apocalypse
+4
5
💀
Joe Rogan dies clapperboard in hand. "Final scene, take one." There won't be a take two.
5
💀
Joe Rogan
has died
11
⚡
John Cena uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
-2
12
🎂
John Cena (49 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
14
🌍
Day 14: Benn steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
14
🎒
Benn loads the supply cart and crosses the forest on a path the zombies don't know.
+6
15
💀
John Cena distracts zombies by rapping their life story
15
💀
John Cena
has died
16
🌍
Day 16: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Sean Combs is closest and must react in a split second.
-20
17
🎂
Sean Combs is 57 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
19
🎒
Sean Combs screams 'Wheeeee!' in the mine cart like on a roller coaster. Underground tourism.
+3
19
⚡
Kobe Bryant threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-1
21
💀
Benn proposes to capture the essence of the apocalypse in a painting before being devoured
21
💀
Benn
has died
23
⚡
Sean Combs raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
26
🌍
Day 26: Dwayne Johnson must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
27
🎒
Sean Combs throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
32
💀
Kobe Bryant takes the ballista's recoil straight to the chest. Newtonian physics never lies.
32
💀
Kobe Bryant
has died
34
🎒
Shaquille O'Neal breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
34
⚡
Sean Combs motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
38
🌍
Day 38: Sean Combs attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
46
💀
Sean Combs unpins their flash grenade in their pocket. Light streams out through all the holes in their pants.
46
💀
Sean Combs
has died
46
📌
📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Shaquille O'Neal: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
0
48
🎒
Shaquille O'Neal shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
51
🌍
Day 51: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Dwayne Johnson must create a monumental distraction.
-18
52
⚡
Dwayne Johnson negotiates with zombies to work for free as extras
+4
54
💀
Shaquille O'Neal dies standing, fists up, still in fighting stance. Final bell rang, but this ring had no ropes to lean on.
54
💀
Shaquille O'Neal
has died
57
🌍
Day 57: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Dwayne Johnson must navigate blind.
-18
58
🌍
Day 57: A violent storm approaches. Dwayne Johnson must secure the camp before the tempest.
-10
59
🎒
Dwayne Johnson uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
60
🎒
Dwayne Johnson recognizes the vintage before breaking the bottle. 'A Château Margaux 2019, what a waste.'
+2
61
⚡
Dwayne Johnson miraculously finds resources in the survival budget
+4
64
💀
Dwayne Johnson is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
64
💀
Dwayne Johnson
has died
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