☠️
278
Days survived
1300
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
832
🗺️ Km traveled
132
👑 Decisions
140
🩺 Rescues
598
🍳 Meals cooked
75
🪤 Traps built
297
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
62 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Iron Man, Miles Morales, Captain America, Doctor Strange, Julia Child, Elon Musk, and Morty Smith found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Iron Man screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Captain America pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doctor Strange ran to the pharmacy aisle. Julia Child emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Miles Morales found the stairs to the roof. Morty Smith was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: Elon Musk recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Miles Morales: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
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3
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Elon Musk accidentally hooks a streetlight with the tow truck and drags it 500 meters. Loud.
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4
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Day 4: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Morty Smith must adapt the defense.
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
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6
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Day 6: The camp cook has gone missing. Julia Child must feed 50 people with what's left.
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Miles Morales programs the tracked robot to dance the Macarena. Zombies are perplexed.
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Captain America follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
7
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Julia Child shares a piece of cheese with the group. The apocalypse camembert tastes like victory.
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8
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Miles Morales uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
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8
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Julia Child, 92 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
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10
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Morty Smith ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
10
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Morty Smith
has died
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Captain America gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
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Day 17: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Doctor Strange is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
23
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Captain America sets up a textbook defensive perimeter and leads the counterattack with surgical precision.
+5
23
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Miles Morales realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
28
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Miles Morales sprays zombies with an Uzi like in an 80s action movie.
+7
29
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Doctor Strange crosses the war zone in an armored military ambulance. Zombies break their teeth on the armor.
+9
40
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Day 40: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Miles Morales must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
43
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Day 43: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Miles Morales takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
44
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Iron Man goes from 0 to 300 in seconds in the F1. Zombies don't have time to blink.
+10
46
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📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Doctor Strange: "Downward dog, dead dog."
0
48
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Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
48
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Doctor Strange
has died
67
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Day 67: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Miles Morales must verify their skills before they kill someone.
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69
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Julia Child weaves through small streets on the city bike where zombies can't follow. Smart!
+6
72
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Captain America advances slowly but surely in the Great War tank. Zombies can't do anything against 1917 steel.
+7
76
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Julia Child transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
79
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Julia Child attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
89
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Day 89: Water supplies are running low. Julia Child must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
91
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📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Captain America: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
94
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Day 94: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Elon Musk must supervise repairs.
+4
103
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Elon Musk does the iconic MP5 reload gesture by slapping the bolt. Stylish.
+2
108
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Miles Morales flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
113
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Miles Morales ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
113
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Miles Morales
has died
116
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Day 116: Iron Man repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
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122
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Day 122: Elon Musk trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
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125
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Julia Child points out that the P90 is SG-1's weapon in Stargate. Nobody cares.
+1
131
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
134
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
136
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Julia Child seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
136
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📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Julia Child: "The tables have turned."
0
137
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Iron Man empties his MAC-10 on a group of zombies in deafening noise.
+6
139
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Day 139: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Elon Musk must find their weak point.
+10
141
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Captain America sprays the zombie horde with their Thompson like a Chicago gangster.
+8
144
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Iron Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
144
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Iron Man
has died
151
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Day 151: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Captain America must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
181
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📍 Queens diner. Coffee pot still warm. Elon Musk pours a cup. "Service is terrible."
0
183
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Day 183: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Captain America must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
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183
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Day 183: Julia Child must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
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196
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
196
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Elon Musk
has died
214
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Day 214: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Captain America must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
218
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Day 218: Julia Child must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
226
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Captain America: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
227
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Day 227: A rival group offers a shady deal. Captain America must negotiate without getting scammed.
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230
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Captain America falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
230
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Captain America
has died
243
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Day 243: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Julia Child must organize the underground counter-offensive.
-18
252
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Day 252: Julia Child eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
253
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Day 253: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Julia Child must clear the way.
-15
266
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Day 266: Julia Child mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
271
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📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. Julia Child: "Rent was too high anyway."
0
278
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Julia Child dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
278
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Julia Child
has died
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