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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Mucho Bueno | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. Ladies and gentlemen... Mucho Bueno! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Shaquille O'Neal. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 216 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Superman. The man is a superhero. A freaking superhero. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with bare hands and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered. Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
107-104 (W)
The game begins and Superman is ready! You can see nerves of steel written all over his face!
Superman hounds the ball handler! Tenacious as a superhero with their bare hands!
Goku, this do-it-all player, gets stuffed trying a reverse layup! Denied!
Saitama with the reverse layup! Creative as a superhero with the game!
Goku sets the screen with precision worthy of the seed dibber! Tactical genius!
Halftime. Saitama is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Did you know Saitama keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Superman with the killer crossover at the last second! This superhero has handles!
Shaquille O'Neal jumps into the passing lane! A ball recovery! Huge play!
Goku gets the loudest cheer! Louder than a farmer's proudest moment!
Saitama, this tweener, comes up big! A two-handed slam in coming out of the locker room! Legend!
Saitama shares the credit! Team player on and off the court!
Izuku Midoriya and Goku play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Izuku Midoriya loses. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
120-75 (W)
Saitama comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the superhero means business!
Goku, this combo guard, uses strength and skill for a hook shot! Complete player!
Izuku Midoriya creates the opportunity! Building something special tonight!
Saitama, this raw talent, threads the needle for an off-balance shot in transition!
Superman denies the pass! Their bare hands interception skills on full display!
Halftime whistle. Superman spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know Superman once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Saitama, this combo guard, takes over back to the basket. A pull-up jumper! That's elite!
Izuku Midoriya with the dagger in the blowout! Overkill! The superhero showed no mercy!
This dude out of nowhere Izuku Midoriya accidentally dunks on the wrong basket! Confusion!
Izuku Midoriya taps the logo on the jersey! A team high-five! That's pride right there!
Goku, this all-around player, takes the final bow! A slide across the hardwood! Dominant display!
Shaquille O'Neal does a belly slide on the court. Izuku Midoriya does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
122-76 (W)
Saitama steps onto the gym! From competing the game to this, game time!
Superman fades away and delivers a pull-up jumper! Their bare hands by day, buckets by night!
Shaquille O'Neal with the lob pass from the right corner! This undisputed superstar to the teammate! Boom!
Goku explodes with the precision of a farmer at work. And it's an and-one!
This total unknown Izuku Midoriya anchors the defense driving to the hoop! Nothing gets through!
Finally a breather. Izuku Midoriya has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. I've been told Izuku Midoriya always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Izuku Midoriya drains a step-back three from the low block! Textbook insane court vision!
Shaquille O'Neal, this potential GOAT, with the dagger and then some! A free throw!
The announcer confused Goku's stat line with a farmer's daily output! Easy mistake!
Superman blows a kiss to the fans! Cool as you like, a finger to the lips to hush the crowd!
Final buzzer! Shaquille O'Neal is the hero! This guy with rings on every finger with a game for the ages!
Goku and Izuku Midoriya fake a wrestling match. Shaquille O'Neal plays the referee and calls a timeout. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
129-89 (W)
Shaquille O'Neal launches onto the floor! The crowd roars for this basketball god!
Superman launches driving to the hoop with the same confidence they bring to competing the game.
Goku with the touch pass! This reliable star barely had the leather and found the man!
Izuku Midoriya drops a bank shot from the paint! Range that would impress any superhero!
Shaquille O'Neal with the chase-down monster swat! What athleticism!
Halftime. Superman's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Confession: Superman calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Goku with an incredible reverse layup at half court! Standing ovation!
Goku mercy-rules them! Even a farmer wouldn't be this ruthless!
Izuku Midoriya asked the scorekeeper to track the game too! Data-driven superhero!
Goku with the finger wag! No, no, no, a farmer with the seed dibber says no!
Saitama carries the team to victory! Strong as a superhero on a Monday morning!
Izuku Midoriya does a cartwheel at center court. Saitama tries one too and eats it. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
122-94 (W)
This certified bucket Goku gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Shaquille O'Neal with the tough thunderous slam through contact! This all-time great won't be denied!
Saitama defends the post! Sturdy as a superhero braced for impact!
Superman with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! A killer instinct on that one!
Superman reads the defense perfectly! Insane court vision and a sky-high basketball IQ!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Saitama asks for an ice pack. Staff confession: Saitama is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Goku with the step-back buzzer beater! Creating space like a farmer with the seed dibber!
Izuku Midoriya dribbles to an eruption! A cathedral silence! What a moment!
Izuku Midoriya unites the squad with an aggressive small-ball lineup! The unifier, the superhero of the game!
The transformation of Izuku Midoriya is complete! This dude out of nowhere has arrived!
Shaquille O'Neal, this tree of a man, salutes the faithful! A primal scream! What a night!
Goku performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Shaquille O'Neal imitates it. It's worse. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
115-103 (W)
The hardwood welcomes Saitama! The superhero with the game has arrived!
A bucket! Shaquille O'Neal cannot be stopped tonight! This living legend is locked in!
Goku pokes it away! Quick fingers from cultivating the stubborn soil!
Izuku Midoriya, this smooth operator, drops the dime! Ridiculous creativity passing on display!
Saitama schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true superhero!
Break! Saitama grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Bus driver's confession: Saitama raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Goku, this established star, operates from the left corner with a buzzer beater! Clinic!
The crowd is on its feet! A standing ovation as Shaquille O'Neal takes the court!
This first-ballot legend Shaquille O'Neal celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
This will be talked about for years! Saitama with a thunderous slam! Iconic!
Shaquille O'Neal, this absolute legend, points to the crowd! A raised fist! This was for the fans!
Superman does a handstand. Saitama holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. I learned tonight that Superman used to be a farmer. That explains the unique running style. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
114-97 (W)
Shaquille O'Neal, this basketball god, draws first blood! A sky hook to start!
Saitama, this solid build, overpowers for a reverse layup! Size matters!
Goku closes out perfectly! Precise as cultivating the stubborn soil!
Superman with the bounce pass! This first-ballot legend threading it perfectly!
Shaquille O'Neal, this mammoth, exploits the mismatch at the top of the key! Smart play!
Break! Izuku Midoriya takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Did you know Izuku Midoriya once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Saitama catches fire! And it's a bucket! Natural-born leadership taking over!
Shaquille O'Neal, this tower, commands a crowd fully behind them! The arena belongs to this basketball god!
Goku, this do-it-all player, boxes out for the teammate! This world-class player doing the dirty work!
This undisputed superstar Shaquille O'Neal turns adversity into fuel! A live masterclass energy!
This guy with rings on every finger Shaquille O'Neal wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Izuku Midoriya and Saitama swap jerseys with each other. Makes no sense but it's the emotion talking. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
133-88 (W)
Tip-off! Goku gets us started! Let's go!
Superman steps back and fires a pull-up jumper! This solid build lighting it up!
This undisputed superstar Shaquille O'Neal finds the open man! Assist and a two-handed slam!
A reverse layup from Saitama! This player nobody saw coming just keeps delivering!
Saitama a double team at the critical moment! Unreal swagger right on cue!
End of the second quarter. Izuku Midoriya is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Fun fact: Izuku Midoriya failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Izuku Midoriya converts driving to the hoop! A finger roll with trademark scary good handles!
Goku empties the bench! Everyone gets a shift, the farmer way!
Goku treated the water break like the stubborn soil maintenance break! Efficient!
Goku points to the crowd after a buzzer beater! This one's for every farmer out there!
This certified GOAT candidate Shaquille O'Neal is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Shaquille O'Neal grabs Izuku Midoriya and hoists him onto his shoulders. Saitama tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
118-74 (W)
Saitama, this do-it-all player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This dude out of nowhere is in the building!
Saitama knocks down a half-court heave in transition! Ice in the veins!
This max-contract guy Goku with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Superman finishes with style! Years of competing the game built those hands!
Shaquille O'Neal, this franchise cornerstone, pokes the orange free! Scramble at half court!
That's a cut. Superman stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Little scoop: Superman logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Shaquille O'Neal explodes past the defense for a tear drop! Size advantage from this this tree of a man!
Saitama, this diamond in the rough, still going full throttle! No mercy tonight!
Goku, this world-class player, tries to block the shot and fouls the backboard!
This first-ballot legend Shaquille O'Neal raises the arms in triumph! A hug with the coach! The crowd follows!
Saitama high-fives the crowd! Those superhero hands spreading joy!
Goku and Saitama swing Shaquille O'Neal around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. Did you know that Shaquille O'Neal practices farmer on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
108-95 (W)
Saitama, this solid build, takes the court! The hostile crowd is electric!
Izuku Midoriya finishes through contact! Built tough from handling their bare hands!
This absolute legend Shaquille O'Neal with a critical stop! A defensive rebound when it counts!
Superman, this household name, sets the table at the top of the key! Assist master!
Superman manipulates the defense! Manipulation worthy of their bare hands on the game!
Break! Shaquille O'Neal takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Fun fact: Shaquille O'Neal tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Shaquille O'Neal, this oversized freak, dominates from downtown and puts up a catch-and-shoot triple! Unstoppable!
Saitama feeds off a Finals-like atmosphere! The energy of a superhero fueled by the game!
This undisputed superstar Shaquille O'Neal motivates the squad in the huddle! Natural leader!
Shaquille O'Neal fires away with conviction! This absolute legend believes tonight is the night!
Saitama steps back off the court victorious! This diamond in the rough leaves it all out there!
Izuku Midoriya and Saitama act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
104-88 (W)
Izuku Midoriya bounces the leather pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Superman hits on a clutch free throw! Clutch like a superhero meeting a deadline!
Goku holds the line in the paint! The discipline of a farmer with the seed dibber!
Shaquille O'Neal with the transition assist! This once-in-a-lifetime player pushing the pace with night-in night-out consistency!
This certified bucket Goku switches defensive assignments on the fly! Nerves of steel!
Well-deserved break. Shaquille O'Neal looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote of the day: Shaquille O'Neal forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Saitama scores at will! A sky hook from mid-range! This player nobody saw coming domination!
The building is buzzing! Goku and a roaring arena creating magic!
Izuku Midoriya makes the extra pass! Extra effort, the superhero way!
Superman, the superhero from the day shift, is writing their story on the floor tonight!
Saitama daps up the opponent! Respect from this dark horse after the battle!
Izuku Midoriya points both hands at the sky. Saitama points at Izuku Midoriya. Shaquille O'Neal points at the exit. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
122-85 (W)
Izuku Midoriya, this all-around player, sets the tone immediately! A killer instinct from the jump!
Izuku Midoriya, this unknown gem, unleashes a buzzer-beater from mid-range! Bang!
Goku, this swiss-army-knife type, hits the cutter perfectly! An unmatched feel for the game right on time!
Goku treats the Wilson like the stubborn soil and sinks it. Easy as pie for a farmer!
This diamond in the rough Saitama with the no-foul contest from the left corner! Clean as a whistle!
Halftime. The doctor examines Saitama's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Locker room anecdote: Saitama talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
This certified GOAT candidate Superman converts from downtown! A catch-and-shoot triple right on cue!
This living legend Shaquille O'Neal puts the exclamation point! A deep three driving to the hoop!
Goku signed an autograph with the seed dibber! One-of-a-kind signature!
Superman flexes like they just finished competing the game! What a moment!
Shaquille O'Neal can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Shaquille O'Neal and Goku slap each other's butts. Izuku Midoriya declines the invitation. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
105-92 (W)
Saitama starts in the playmaker! Playing the playmaker way a superhero plays with their bare hands!
Superman with the smooth layup! This living legend making it look easy!
Izuku Midoriya, this all-around player, erases the shot at the rim! Rim protector!
Izuku Midoriya takes off and creates! Another assist in the paint! Quarterback!
Goku adjusts the tempo! Controlling the rhythm like a veteran farmer!
The players disappear. Shaquille O'Neal has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. I've been told Shaquille O'Neal always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
This basketball god Superman erupts for a floater! The floodgates are open!
The entire arena rises for Izuku Midoriya! A superhero lifted by their bare hands and love!
Superman executes the play call! Flawless execution from this superhero!
Saitama is living proof that superhero can thrive on the gym!
Shaquille O'Neal dishes into the tunnel with the W! This basketball god all smiles!
Izuku Midoriya and Saitama swing Goku around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
105-116 (L)
Goku gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a farmer on day one!
Saitama heaves and misses! Should have heaved the game instead!
Izuku Midoriya with the errant pass! This surprise package needs to settle down!
Shaquille O'Neal, this mammoth, can't keep up with the speed! Tendency to rush exposed!
Saitama scores with ridiculous creativity. A step-back three under the basket! Too smooth!
Break. Saitama asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Intel: Saitama asked San Antonio Skyscrapers for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Izuku Midoriya storms to the bench! Heated! This superhero doesn't handle losing well!
Shaquille O'Neal with a rough two-handed slam under the basket! Injury-prone body at the worst time!
Izuku Midoriya plays the chess match! Outsmarted them like a superhero on their best day!
Saitama bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a superhero after their bare hands overtime!
Saitama, this all-around player, trudges off the den. Lessons to take from this one.
Saitama and Superman walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
93-107 (L)
This dude out of nowhere Saitama catches the basketball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Goku misfires! The farmer's precision with the stubborn soil is nowhere to be found!
This total unknown Izuku Midoriya with turnover number buckets! Lack of consistency is piling up!
Saitama bites on the fake! Fooled like a superhero by counterfeit the game!
This living legend Shaquille O'Neal is automatic at half court! A fadeaway jumper drops again!
Break! Saitama rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Intel: Saitama once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Izuku Midoriya picks up the second technical! This unknown gem ejected! Tendency to force bad shots!
Izuku Midoriya bobbles and misses! Fumbling the ball like it's a Monday morning!
Izuku Midoriya lets fly into the right spacing! Night-in night-out consistency and elite court awareness!
Shaquille O'Neal is running on pure willpower! This undisputed superstar refusing to quit!
Izuku Midoriya walks off in defeat! Even a superhero's skills couldn't save tonight!
Izuku Midoriya's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Goku breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Mucho Bueno finishes #3, a fantastic season! 13W-2L. Season MVP: Shaquille O'Neal.
Season Journal
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. Ladies and gentlemen... Mucho Bueno!
Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Shaquille O'Neal. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 216 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face.
The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins.
And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Superman. The man is a superhero. A freaking superhero. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with bare hands and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered.
Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
Mucho Bueno finishes #3, a fantastic season! 13W-2L. Season MVP: Shaquille O'Neal.
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