☠️
269
Days survived
1125
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
593
🗺️ Km traveled
97
👑 Decisions
84
🩺 Rescues
677
🍳 Meals cooked
49
🪤 Traps built
352
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
66 events
1
📖
Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Usain Bolt nodded without a word. Eddie Hall cracked their knuckles. Hippocrates opened their first aid kit. Joël Robuchon pulled a camping stove from their bag. Ironheart pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Lord Voldemort looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
📌
📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Ironheart: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
9
🌍
Day 9: Eddie Hall discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
9
🎒
Lord Voldemort parks the compact car perfectly between two zombies. Perfect parallel parking.
0
10
🎒
Ironheart speeds off on the aero-bike and leaves the zombies in a cloud of futuristic dust.
+8
10
🎂
Joël Robuchon is 73 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
12
🎒
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
12
⚡
Failure: Eddie Hall breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
+4
15
🌍
Day 15: Ironheart opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
18
🌍
Day 18: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Lord Voldemort must reason with them.
+4
19
⚡
Lord Voldemort organizes 'reeducation' camps for docile zombies
+5
19
⚡
Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
20
💀
Ironheart plays Russian roulette with his Colt Python. With six bullets. Genius.
20
💀
Ironheart
has died
25
🌍
Day 25: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Hippocrates is the last medical hope.
+5
25
🎒
Lord Voldemort dislocates their wrist from the Desert Eagle's recoil.
-6
27
🌍
Day 27: A rival group offers a shady deal. Lord Voldemort must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
28
🎒
Eddie Hall clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
32
⚡
Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
33
⚡
Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
35
🎒
Lord Voldemort mixes mentos with the soda to create a geyser that scares away a small group of zombies.
+5
37
🎂
Eddie Hall (38 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
39
🌍
Day 39: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Usain Bolt must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
42
⚡
Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
44
💀
Lord Voldemort suggests sacrificing the weak to slow down zombies
44
💀
Lord Voldemort
has died
46
📌
📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Eddie Hall: "Finally, a bear market."
0
47
⚡
Success: Eddie Hall crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
+4
55
🌍
Day 55: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Usain Bolt must save what can be saved.
+13
58
🌍
Day 58: Hippocrates captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
60
🎒
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
63
🌍
Day 63: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Usain Bolt must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
65
⚡
Joël Robuchon refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
71
🎒
Hippocrates uses the ambulance siren and races through the city. The medical equipment on board saves lives!
+8
77
⚡
Joël Robuchon turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
86
🎒
Hippocrates uses his empty MAC-10 as a hammer. It's still better than nothing.
+1
87
💀
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother asks to speak to the apocalypse manager
87
💀
Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother
has died
90
🌍
Day 90: Joël Robuchon tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
91
📌
📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Usain Bolt: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
99
🎒
Hippocrates tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
99
⚡
Joël Robuchon screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
102
🌍
Day 102: Hippocrates recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
108
⚡
Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
+4
118
🌍
Day 118: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Hippocrates must understand and counter their strategy.
-25
125
🎒
Usain Bolt stops at the pit to change F1 tires. Nobody's there
0
136
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Joël Robuchon: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
137
🎒
Eddie Hall accidentally hooks a streetlight with the tow truck and drags it 500 meters. Loud.
-5
140
⚡
Hippocrates treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
151
💀
Hippocrates accidentally injects a sedative found in the ambulance and falls asleep at the wheel.
151
💀
Hippocrates
has died
154
🎒
Joël Robuchon slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
161
🌍
Day 161: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Eddie Hall must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
164
🌍
Day 164: Usain Bolt discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
181
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Joël Robuchon grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
183
🌍
Day 183: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Joël Robuchon must repair.
-18
184
⚡
Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
189
🎒
Joël Robuchon cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
190
🎒
Usain Bolt can't figure out how to load the P90's horizontal magazine and wastes precious time.
-4
195
💀
Poetic Death: Eddie Hall holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
195
💀
Eddie Hall
has died
198
🎒
Joël Robuchon activates the police car's flashing lights. All zombies in the neighborhood converge toward the light.
-6
199
🌍
Day 199: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Usain Bolt finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
209
🌍
Day 209: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Usain Bolt is closest and must react in a split second.
-20
214
🌍
Day 214: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Joël Robuchon must ration the group's water.
+5
216
💀
Joël Robuchon was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
216
💀
Joël Robuchon
has died
226
📌
📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Usain Bolt: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
240
🌍
Day 240: Usain Bolt attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
250
🌍
Day 250: Usain Bolt finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
264
🌍
Day 264: Usain Bolt intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
265
🌍
Day 265: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Usain Bolt must handle the situation diplomatically.
-10
269
💀
Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
269
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
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