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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | My Team | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Michael Jordan is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 198 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Onix. Profession? Amateur. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget is starting to look sexy. They're over the cap, the owner is coughing up some luxury tax, and the roster has some swagger. There's experience, talent, and that little extra something that makes opponents take you seriously. It's not superteam territory yet, but damn, we're not in the gutter anymore either. The GM built a smart roster with guys who complement each other well. The kind of team that can wreak havoc in the playoffs if the stars align.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
73-118 (L)
And we're underway! Larry Bird touches the leather first! This jersey-selling name looks eager!
Onix, this solid build, can't get a bucket to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
Hulk loses the basketball! A physicist would never be this careless!
Michael Jordan turns the head and loses the man! This once-in-a-lifetime player napping defensively!
Hulk slams the ball in frustration! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
Break. Michael Jordan collapses next to the vending machine. Confession: Michael Jordan calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Onix rushes a reverse layup under the basket! Ego the size of Texas creeping in!
Gandalf explodes sluggishly! Lack of consistency catching up with this potential breakout star!
Michael Jordan with a wild pass that sails out! This absolute legend giving it away!
This potential breakout star Onix hangs the head after the miss! Deflated in the paint!
Larry Bird, this elite player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Hulk has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Larry Bird has aged ten years in forty minutes. Tonight I learned Hulk used to be a philosopher of science before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
99-117 (L)
Tip-off! Onix gets us started! Let's go!
This top-tier talent Larry Bird misses the mark! A bank shot goes begging along the baseline!
Hulk dribbles it off their foot! Their chalkboard would never betray a physicist like that!
Gandalf left in the dust! Even a philosopher of science moves faster than that!
Michael Jordan scores in the paint! A euro-step with iron discipline! Brilliant!
Break. Onix collapses next to the vending machine. Bus driver's confession: Onix raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
This reliable star Larry Bird shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Larry Bird forces a bad layup! This headliner needs to trust teammates!
Hulk sets the screen at the perfect angle! This household name cerebral play!
Gandalf tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a philosopher of science's energy for the scientific method!
Gandalf packs up and heads out! Packing their thought experiment, unpacking emotions!
Gandalf's lip is trembling. Michael Jordan dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
109-99 (W)
Onix attacks onto the floor! The crowd roars for this diamond in the rough!
Gandalf powers through for a two-handed slam! The brute force of questioning the scientific method!
Onix times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A brilliant anticipation in transition!
This basketball god Michael Jordan with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Larry Bird crosses over with purpose every possession! This bonafide star chess master!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Hulk picks up the pace. Confession: Hulk tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Hulk scores a free throw! Their chalkboard by day, buckets by night!
Vendors sell Gandalf-themed merch! Merchandise gold for this philosopher of science!
Gandalf runs the play to perfection! Perfection of questioning the scientific method!
Gandalf, this diamond in the rough, is playing with nothing to lose! Watch out, this diamond in the rough is dangerous!
Larry Bird, this headliner, with the post-game interview smile! That dawg mentality all night!
Gandalf points both hands at the sky. Michael Jordan points at Gandalf. Onix points at the exit. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
95-109 (L)
Onix penetrates into position! This surprise package not wasting any time!
Larry Bird, this beanpole, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this All-Star caliber talent!
Onix charges right into the defender! Turnover! Injury-prone body when controlling pace!
Larry Bird gets posted up and scored on! This multi-time All-Star overpowered!
Michael Jordan, this franchise cornerstone, reads the play perfectly and delivers a finger roll!
Halftime. Onix glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Juicy intel: Onix turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Larry Bird, this reliable star, barks at the teammate! Shaky emotions under pressure taking over!
Hulk attacks but the shot rims out! Tendency to rush rears its ugly head!
Hulk draws the double team! Attracting attention, the physicist is a magnet out there!
Hulk grabs the shorts! This basketball god is running on fumes!
This jersey-selling name Larry Bird stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this jersey-selling name wanted.
Hulk turns back to look at the court one last time. Gandalf doesn't turn around. Tonight I had a revelation: Gandalf runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
89-106 (L)
Larry Bird, this walking skyscraper, sets the tone immediately! Ridiculous creativity from the jump!
Onix, this smooth operator, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Tendency to rush!
Gandalf gets picked! A philosopher of science getting the scientific method stolen in broad daylight!
Hulk gives up the back door! Hot head when overplaying!
Hulk, this first-ballot legend, operates in transition with a pull-up jumper! Clinic!
Break! Larry Bird heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Little scoop: Larry Bird tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
This max-contract guy Larry Bird fouls hard out of frustration! Hot head showing!
Gandalf bricks another one! Building something awful with their thought experiment tonight!
Hulk attacks to the right spot! Pure God-given talent off-ball movement!
Michael Jordan misses from fatigue! This guy with rings on every finger can't get the elevation from the right corner!
Onix steps back to the tunnel in disappointment. This guy nobody was talking about will learn from this.
Hulk avoids the cameras like the plague. Gandalf gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
97-107 (L)
Larry Bird, this oversized freak, takes the court! The electric crowd is electric!
Michael Jordan, this colossus, bobbles the ball and the chance evaporates under the basket!
This total unknown Onix with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan picks up the cheap foul! Sometimes predictable game showing!
This basketball god Michael Jordan is automatic from mid-range! A half-court heave drops again!
Finally a breather. Michael Jordan has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Confession: Michael Jordan calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Michael Jordan picks up the second technical! This first-ballot legend ejected! Injury-prone body!
Hulk takes a tough two-handed slam and it doesn't go! Hot head in shot selection!
This guy with rings on every finger Hulk runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Hulk digs deep! Deep as a physicist digs into the elegant proof!
This hidden prospect Onix congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this hidden prospect.
Onix takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Hulk doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
99-100 (L)
Larry Bird, this multi-time All-Star, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
The technical flair of Gandalf recalls their philosopher of science days. A reverse layup! Sublime!
Gandalf caught flat-footed! Standing still, the philosopher of science reflexes took a nap!
Michael Jordan with the off-balance finger roll! This potential GOAT couldn't set the feet!
Larry Bird hits at the buzzer! The crowd is back in it! Game on!
Halftime. Larry Bird's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Did you know? Larry Bird launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Larry Bird, this max-contract guy, air-balls in the second half! The crowd is stunned!
Hulk storms to the bench! Heated! This physicist doesn't handle losing well!
This newcomer Onix flips the script! From struggle to dominance!
Michael Jordan, this mammoth, gets blocked in the clutch! A perfect contest denies this guy with rings on every finger!
This all-time great Michael Jordan tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Hulk snaps at the bench on his way out. Michael Jordan says nothing, but his look says everything. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
98-117 (L)
Gandalf locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a philosopher of science who means business!
Gandalf throws up a clunker! Their thought experiment would weep at that trajectory!
Hulk forces the pass! Forcing their chalkboard where it doesn't fit!
This dark horse Gandalf commits the and-one foul! Sometimes predictable game in positioning!
Hulk, this all-time great, knifes through for a pull-up jumper from the right corner! Wow!
End of the first act. Onix is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Fun fact: Onix is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Hulk buries their face! Hidden from view, the physicist can't watch!
Gandalf clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their thought experiment hitting the scientific method!
Michael Jordan rises up into the right spacing! Insane court vision and elite court awareness!
Gandalf is huffing and puffing! Winded, even a philosopher of science would call it quits!
This total unknown Onix shakes hands and moves on. In the end, occasional mental lapses proved costly.
Gandalf stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Michael Jordan comes back to get him. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
83-126 (L)
This rising star Onix in the starting lineup! Let's see what this rising star brings!
An and-one from Michael Jordan hits the iron! Heavy feet under the spotlight!
This diamond in the rough Onix with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Larry Bird gambles for the steal and pays the price! Heavy feet!
Hulk is visibly upset! Upset as a physicist when the elegant proof goes sideways!
Back to the locker room. Gandalf punches his locker. Anecdote: Gandalf once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
A layup from Onix sails wide! This guy nobody was talking about needs to regroup!
Larry Bird, this tree of a man, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan gets pickpocketed off the pick and roll! Sloppy handling!
This rising star Onix gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Hulk vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their chalkboard reinforced with the elegant proof!
Hulk leaves the court at a jog. Onix stays there, planted at center court, motionless. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
91-121 (L)
Michael Jordan opens with a buzzer-beater! This generational talent making an early statement!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan muscles up a tear drop but can't get it to fall!
Gandalf coughs it up! A philosopher of science's grip doesn't work on the ball!
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, gets dunked on off the pick and roll! Poster material!
Gandalf hits nothing but net! Pure as a philosopher of science's work with their thought experiment!
Time to breathe. Hulk has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Rumor has it Hulk does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Gandalf glares at the rock! Like it personally betrayed this philosopher of science!
Larry Bird lets fly the pill awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this certified bucket!
Hulk, this hall-of-fame lock, manages the clock beautifully in the second quarter!
Larry Bird, this jersey-selling name, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
Larry Bird had the chances but couldn't convert. This bonafide star left wanting.
Michael Jordan avoids the cameras like the plague. Onix gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Onix. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
88-132 (L)
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Larry Bird, this franchise guy, sends the basketball wide! The touch is off tonight!
Gandalf with the backcourt violation! A philosopher of science going backwards with the scientific method!
Onix lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this dude out of nowhere fooled!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, throws the hands up! Exasperated in transition!
End of the first act. Michael Jordan is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Anecdote: Michael Jordan fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
This global icon Michael Jordan shanks an off-balance shot in the paint! That's uncharacteristic!
Larry Bird bends over during the dead ball! This world-class player gathering what's left!
Onix with the lazy pass! Heavy feet leading to easy points!
Michael Jordan mutters to himself walking back! This absolute legend fighting inner demons!
Michael Jordan dribbles past the media. This franchise cornerstone not in the mood to talk.
Gandalf sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Michael Jordan puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
78-123 (L)
Larry Bird looks dialed in from the start! Natural-born leadership preparation showing!
Gandalf, this hidden prospect, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Onix blows past the rock right to the defense! Costly mistake by this hungry young player!
Hulk gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the elegant proof on a rough day!
Michael Jordan, this absolute legend, with the frustrated foul! Tendency to force bad shots in tough moments!
Back to the locker room. Larry Bird punches his locker. They say Larry Bird eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Larry Bird forces a scoop layup facing the rim! This established star trying too hard!
Michael Jordan penetrates but can't sustain the effort! Heavy feet emptying the tank!
Gandalf coughs up the damn ball! Shaky emotions under pressure strikes again in transition!
Larry Bird, this multi-time All-Star, yells at the coaching staff! Hot head causing friction!
Larry Bird, this giant, trudges off the gymnasium. Lessons to take from this one.
Gandalf lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Michael Jordan decides not to comment. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
84-129 (L)
Gandalf bounces the basketball pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Michael Jordan, this tower, gets stuffed trying a bucket! Denied!
Hulk with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the elegant proof!
Hulk beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the elegant proof slipping from a physicist!
Larry Bird, this bonafide star, refuses to high-five! Heavy feet hurting the chemistry!
Halftime! Larry Bird is limping slightly heading off the court. Quick anecdote about Larry Bird: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Onix, this raw talent, comes up empty! A step-back three off target under the basket!
Onix takes off but the legs won't cooperate! Limited stamina catching up!
Larry Bird passes to nobody! This reliable star with a head-scratching decision!
Onix, this versatile guy, pounds the scorer's table! Limited stamina on full display!
Gandalf absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a philosopher of science knows tough days!
Hulk taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Michael Jordan walks through the door without pushing it. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
88-133 (L)
Michael Jordan takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Larry Bird can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this multi-time All-Star!
Michael Jordan, this oversized freak, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at the top of the key!
Gandalf gets blown by! Even a philosopher of science couldn't stop that!
Larry Bird can't mask the disappointment! This max-contract guy wearing it on the sleeve!
Halftime whistle. Hulk flops into the first available chair. Quick anecdote about Hulk: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Hulk launches a reverse layup and... Airball! Defense that's basically a suggestion at its peak!
Onix is gassed! This unknown gem bent over at half court! Hot head catching up!
Gandalf botches the handoff! Even their thought experiment exchanges go smoother!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Larry Bird walks off in silence. This bonafide star gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Michael Jordan sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Gandalf winces. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
80-125 (L)
This total unknown Onix comes out firing! A free throw in the first minute!
Hulk misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their chalkboard at the elegant proof!
This All-Star caliber talent Larry Bird commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to force bad shots!
Larry Bird, this tree of a man, can't keep up with the speed! Heavy feet exposed!
Hulk pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The physicist in them is showing!
The locker room fills up. Gandalf has already eaten three oranges. Juicy anecdote: Gandalf was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Onix, this total unknown, with a contested pull-up jumper that misses under the basket!
Larry Bird, this tree of a man, laboring up and down! Injury-prone body draining the energy!
Onix loses the leather in traffic! This raw talent can't afford that!
This certified GOAT candidate Michael Jordan stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Hulk reflects on what could have been. Occasional mental lapses the difference tonight.
Larry Bird stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Michael Jordan comes back to get him. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
My Team finishes #16 (1W-14L). Better luck next season! MVP: Michael Jordan.
Season Journal
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby!
Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Michael Jordan is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 198 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery.
The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around.
Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Onix. Profession? Amateur. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn.
The budget is starting to look sexy. They're over the cap, the owner is coughing up some luxury tax, and the roster has some swagger. There's experience, talent, and that little extra something that makes opponents take you seriously. It's not superteam territory yet, but damn, we're not in the gutter anymore either. The GM built a smart roster with guys who complement each other well. The kind of team that can wreak havoc in the playoffs if the stars align.
My Team finishes #16 (1W-14L). Better luck next season! MVP: Michael Jordan.
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