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47
Days survived
52
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
37
🗺️ Km traveled
11
👑 Decisions
8
🩺 Rescues
72
🍳 Meals cooked
7
🪤 Traps built
29
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Jeffrey Dahmer was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Elon Musk and Donald Trump had barricaded the entrances. Jeffrey Epstein was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Albert Einstein rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Stephen Hawking... Stephen Hawking just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Day 1: Elon Musk discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
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1
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Jeffrey Dahmer is 34 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
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Albert Einstein is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
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Donald Trump recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
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Donald Trump
has died
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📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Stephen Hawking: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
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5
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Day 5: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Elon Musk must secure the perimeter without electricity.
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Jeffrey Epstein transforms their luxury bunker into a shelter (spoiler: bad idea)
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Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while writing the last sentence: 'And that's how my story end...'
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Stephen Hawking
has died
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Day 18: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Jeffrey Dahmer organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
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Elon Musk
has died
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Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
+2
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Day 21: Jeffrey Dahmer mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
24
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
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Albert Einstein tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
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Day 26: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Jeffrey Dahmer must face it.
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33
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Jeffrey Dahmer applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
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Jeffrey Dahmer
has died
34
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Day 34: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Albert Einstein finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
-20
35
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Albert Einstein cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
41
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
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Day 42: Albert Einstein tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
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Albert Einstein mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
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Day 45: A violent storm approaches. Albert Einstein must secure the camp before the tempest.
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46
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Albert Einstein dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
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47
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
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Albert Einstein
has died
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