☠️
48
Days survived
40
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
34
🗺️ Km traveled
17
👑 Decisions
6
🩺 Rescues
67
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
60
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Benjamin Netanyahu spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Jeffrey Epstein nodded without a word. Donald Trump cracked their knuckles. Charlie Kirk opened their first aid kit. JD Vance pulled a camping stove from their bag. Seymour Skinner pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Jesus Christ looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🌍
Day 1: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Jesus Christ must find a solution, fast.
+8
1
🎒
Donald Trump attempts a kickflip and the skateboard flies into an allied survivor's head. Not very helpful.
-4
1
⚡
Donald Trump organizes a crisis meeting with catering even during the apocalypse
-2
1
🎂
Seymour Skinner (37 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
1
💀
Seymour Skinner drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Seymour Skinner doesn't.
1
💀
Seymour Skinner
has died
1
📌
📍 Pizza joint in Little Italy. Dough still rising. Donald Trump: "New York pizza survives everything."
0
4
⚡
Donald Trump miraculously finds resources in the survival budget
-2
4
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🎂
Charlie Kirk is 32 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
6
🌍
Day 6: JD Vance recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
7
🎒
JD Vance drinks spoiled milk and spends the night vomiting. Unavailable for 24 hours.
-5
9
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
9
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
12
⚡
Donald Trump negotiates with zombies to work for free as extras
-2
13
🌍
Day 13: JD Vance finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
13
🎒
Donald Trump opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
17
💀
Charlie Kirk blames the government for causing the zombie outbreak
17
💀
Charlie Kirk
has died
20
🌍
Day 20: Donald Trump finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
21
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein negotiates safe passage. Zombies agree... to let them go first at the buffet
0
25
🎒
Benjamin Netanyahu strikes a zombie right in the face with their rake, tearing off its jaw.
+4
26
💀
Donald Trump recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
26
💀
Donald Trump
has died
30
⚡
JD Vance drafts a 500-page contract on post-apocalyptic property rights
+2
33
🌍
Day 33: A survivor claims to be a doctor. JD Vance must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
33
🎒
JD Vance slips on an oil puddle while on scooter and ends up in a nettle bush.
-4
34
💀
Jeffrey Epstein puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
34
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
35
🎒
Benjamin Netanyahu gets stuck in the middle of the cable car. Wind rocks the cabin. Zombies wait below.
-6
35
⚡
JD Vance threatens zombies with a class action lawsuit for neighborhood disturbance
+2
40
🌍
Day 40: JD Vance finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
41
💀
JD Vance launches their 'Survival Synergies' PowerPoint while zombies break down the door
41
💀
JD Vance
has died
42
🌍
Day 42: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Benjamin Netanyahu is sent to check. Obviously.
-6
45
🌍
Day 45: Benjamin Netanyahu slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
46
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Failure - Benjamin Netanyahu botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
46
📌
📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Benjamin Netanyahu: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
47
⚡
Success - Benjamin Netanyahu rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
48
💀
Benjamin Netanyahu is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
48
💀
Benjamin Netanyahu
has died
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