☠️
113
Days survived
266
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
123
🗺️ Km traveled
41
👑 Decisions
22
🩺 Rescues
180
🍳 Meals cooked
18
🪤 Traps built
113
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
48 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. David Goggins was woken by screams. Duke Dennis by silence, which is worse. Eddie Hall didn't sleep at all. Maya Hawke was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Albert Einstein was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." IShowSpeed heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Duke Dennis: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
3
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Day 3: A rival group offers a shady deal. Maya Hawke must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
4
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Day 4: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Maya Hawke must improvise.
+11
4
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David Goggins trains civilians Full Metal Jacket style (insults included)
+3
5
🎒
Maya Hawke forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
6
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Eddie Hall breaks the ballista string by pulling it too hard. The weapon is unusable. Back to the stone age.
-5
6
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David Goggins turns the camp into Fort Knox with Rambo-worthy traps
+3
7
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Duke Dennis creates sponsored content for expired canned goods
7
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Duke Dennis
has died
10
⚡
Success: Eddie Hall crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
+4
13
🌍
Day 13: Maya Hawke steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
14
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Day 14: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Maya Hawke must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
14
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Albert Einstein uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
15
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Albert Einstein crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
15
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Failure - Maya Hawke flubs their final line and shouts 'CUT!' facing a hungry horde
+1
20
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Maya Hawke unpins their flash grenade in their pocket. Light streams out through all the holes in their pants.
20
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Maya Hawke
has died
21
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Failure: Eddie Hall breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
+4
30
🎒
Gordon Ramsay cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
32
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Day 32: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. David Goggins takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
33
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David Goggins hurls bowling balls from the hot air balloon at zombies. Aerial strike!
+4
39
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
41
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Day 41: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. IShowSpeed takes command of the evacuation.
+11
46
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IShowSpeed attempts an IRL apocalypse stream with their dead phone
46
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IShowSpeed
has died
46
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📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. Gordon Ramsay panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
0
48
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Eddie Hall opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
49
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Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
+4
50
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
51
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Eddie Hall hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
53
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Day 53: David Goggins spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
54
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Day 54: David Goggins slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
55
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
55
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
59
🎒
Albert Einstein presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
61
⚡
Albert Einstein cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
66
🌍
Day 66: Albert Einstein tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
66
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David Goggins tells war stories to calm children (spoiler: it doesn't work)
+3
69
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David Goggins tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
72
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Day 72: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. David Goggins must adapt the defense.
+9
74
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David Goggins burns the balloon fabric with the poorly adjusted burner. Free fall in a wicker basket.
74
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David Goggins
has died
76
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Day 76: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Albert Einstein must extract them.
-19
87
⚡
Albert Einstein tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
89
🎂
Albert Einstein is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
91
🎂
Eddie Hall (38 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
91
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📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Albert Einstein: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
92
🌍
Day 92: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Albert Einstein must secure it before the other survivors.
-15
95
⚡
Albert Einstein mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
96
💀
Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
96
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Albert Einstein
has died
101
🌍
Day 101: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Eddie Hall is the last medical hope.
-9
103
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Day 103: Eddie Hall mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
113
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Poetic Death: Eddie Hall holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
113
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Eddie Hall
has died
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