☠️
77
Days survived
163
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
117
🗺️ Km traveled
19
👑 Decisions
14
🩺 Rescues
106
🍳 Meals cooked
10
🪤 Traps built
47
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
44 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Osama bin Laden was woken by screams. Usain Bolt by silence, which is worse. Adolf Hitler didn't sleep at all. Sean Combs was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Steve Jobs was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Patrick Mahomes heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Sean Combs: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
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Day 2: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Sean Combs must create a monumental distraction.
+9
2
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Adolf Hitler finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
2
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Sean Combs throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
3
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Day 3: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Sean Combs is the last medical hope.
+5
3
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Steve Jobs tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
4
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Patrick Mahomes dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
4
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Patrick Mahomes
has died
5
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Failure: Osama bin Laden tries to buy a shelter with cash. Nobody wants currency. Supply and demand have changed.
+1
8
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Osama bin Laden uses the ballista to launch messages attached to arrows. Medieval postal service restored.
+3
9
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Steve Jobs does popping on the scooter and zombies stop to watch
0
12
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Day 12: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Usain Bolt must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
14
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Day 14: Steve Jobs drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
19
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Sean Combs launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
19
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Sean Combs
has died
20
⚡
Steve Jobs mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
21
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Osama bin Laden plays rock-paper-scissors with a zombie. The zombie doesn't understand the rules.
+2
22
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Day 22: Usain Bolt forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
27
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Day 27: Steve Jobs intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
29
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Steve Jobs shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
31
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Poetic Death: Osama bin Laden dies clutching an empty briefcase to his chest. The last deal fell through.
31
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Osama bin Laden
has died
32
🎒
Usain Bolt races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
33
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Adolf Hitler turns anything into a lethal weapon, even a mess hall spoon
+3
37
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Usain Bolt throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
38
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Day 38: Steve Jobs finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
38
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Day 38: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Gordon Ramsay finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
-8
40
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Gordon Ramsay drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Gordon Ramsay doesn't.
40
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
44
🎒
Adolf Hitler paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
46
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Adolf Hitler: "They were dead inside before this."
0
47
🎒
Usain Bolt opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
48
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Day 48: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Usain Bolt must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
52
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Adolf Hitler establishes a security perimeter like in Full Metal Jacket, but with more biters
+3
53
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Day 53: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Steve Jobs must reason with them.
+4
54
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Steve Jobs eats chips while running and chokes on a piece. Don't run while eating.
54
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Steve Jobs
has died
55
🎒
Adolf Hitler throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
58
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Day 58: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Adolf Hitler must improvise a crossing.
-17
58
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
59
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Day 59: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Adolf Hitler must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
60
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Adolf Hitler organizes civilians into squads with the delicacy of a drill sergeant
+3
61
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Adolf Hitler applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
61
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Adolf Hitler
has died
66
🎂
Usain Bolt (40 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
67
🌍
Day 67: Usain Bolt finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
75
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Day 75: A violent storm approaches. Usain Bolt must secure the camp before the tempest.
-10
75
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
76
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
77
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Usain Bolt throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
77
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Usain Bolt
has died
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