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| # | Team | 승 | 패 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | My Team | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
프리시즌
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got 마이클 조던 on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 198 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
매치데이 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
91-126 (패)
Tip-off! 보비 존스 gets us started! Let's go!
마이클 조던 forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
보비 존스 throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
밥 페팃 reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
밥 페팃 mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! 보비 존스 grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know 보비 존스 started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
존 월 misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing 밥 페팃 has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing 밥 페팃 with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
존 월 storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
밥 페팃 reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
보비 존스's gaze is cold, distant. 마이클 조던's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
매치데이 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
133-91 (승)
마이클 조던, this basketball god, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
존 월 goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
보비 존스 with the bounce pass! This surprise package threading it perfectly!
This next-level player 존 월 with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
존 월 anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This player making noise reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. 존 월 asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: 존 월 fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
존 월 with the tough sky hook through contact! This up-and-coming baller won't be denied!
존 월, this swiss-army-knife type, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This newcomer 보비 존스 celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This newcomer 보비 존스 holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Joan Beringer, this hidden prospect, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
존 월 moonwalks across the hardwood. 마이클 조던 attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
매치데이 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
122-91 (승)
Joan Beringer, this hungry young player, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from 존 월! This respected competitor is putting on a show tonight!
마이클 조던 a ball recovery with authority! This beanpole protecting the paint!
This player nobody saw coming 보비 존스 with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
밥 페팃, this seasoned vet, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. 존 월 wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: 존 월 blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from 보비 존스! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! 밥 페팃 pulls up and the place explodes!
밥 페팃, this up-and-coming baller, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
마이클 조던 leaves it all on the floor! This global icon with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Joan Beringer launches into the tunnel with the W! This potential breakout star all smiles!
마이클 조던 points both hands at the sky. 보비 존스 points at 마이클 조던. 밥 페팃 points at the exit. I learned backstage that 보비 존스 also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
매치데이 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
135-89 (승)
Joan Beringer rises up into position! This diamond in the rough not wasting any time!
This total unknown 보비 존스 finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
보비 존스 goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
보비 존스 dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This raw talent means business!
밥 페팃 with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This player making noise says no!
The players head to the locker room. 존 월 is sweating like a racehorse. True story: 존 월 walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
보비 존스 scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This hidden prospect domination!
존 월 fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this hooper's hooper!
This name that's buzzing 밥 페팃 calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
마이클 조던 pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This living legend owns the moment!
That's the game! 마이클 조던 finishes with a monster performance! This first-ballot legend victorious!
밥 페팃 pretends to plant a flag at center court. Joan Beringer stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
매치데이 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
108-104 (승)
마이클 조던, this mammoth, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
보비 존스 a defensive rebound and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
밥 페팃 with a wild attempt! This respected competitor not finding the range tonight!
A free throw from 밥 페팃! This player on the come-up reminding everyone why they're on top!
마이클 조던, this hall-of-fame lock, orchestrates the delay game! Iron discipline in action!
That's a cut. 존 월 stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. The staff told me 존 월 sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
마이클 조던 pulls up past everyone in the extra period! A finger roll! Legendary!
This name that's buzzing 존 월 forces the bad pass! Freakish explosiveness creating turnovers!
보비 존스 takes off and the noise is deafening! A boiling cauldron! Wow!
존 월 with the gutsy and-one driving to the hoop! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This solid pro 존 월 secures the win with night-in night-out consistency! Another one in the bag!
마이클 조던 rips the net off the rim. 존 월 wraps it around his neck like a scarf. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
매치데이 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
115-79 (승)
마이클 조던 fires up the crowd to open the game! This household name starting strong!
밥 페팃, this player on the come-up, threads the needle for a double-clutch layup from the left corner!
This hidden prospect Joan Beringer with assist number lengths ahead! A killer instinct on display!
밥 페팃, this player making noise, knifes through for a buzzer-beater along the baseline! Wow!
Joan Beringer strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Halftime whistle! 보비 존스 slides down against the hallway wall. Physio's confession: 보비 존스 purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
존 월, this respected competitor, drops a buzzer-beater from downtown! Pure artistry!
마이클 조던 even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
존 월, this swiss-army-knife type, tries the spin move and gets dizzy! This player on the come-up wobbling!
Joan Beringer with the chest bump after the and-one! This dark horse is fired up!
Joan Beringer, this guy nobody was talking about, soaks in the moment! Victory off the pick and roll! A fist pump toward the bench!
Joan Beringer performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. 밥 페팃 imitates it. It's worse. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
매치데이 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
98-99 (패)
존 월 fades away onto the floor! The crowd roars for this name that's buzzing!
밥 페팃 penetrates past everyone for a devastating dunk! This beanpole on a mission!
This total unknown Joan Beringer commits the and-one foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in positioning!
밥 페팃 gets a clean look but sometimes predictable game costs the bucket!
마이클 조던 steals and scores! This hall-of-fame lock cutting the gap in the paint!
Rest time. 보비 존스 isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Fun fact: 보비 존스 blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
존 월 spins into a dead end! Hot head in late-game situations!
This name that's buzzing 밥 페팃 hangs the head after the miss! Deflated on the low block!
보비 존스, this beanpole, evolves before our eyes! A dramatic twist!
This name that's buzzing 존 월 picks up the foul on a clutch free throw! Terrible timing!
This first-ballot legend 마이클 조던 leaves the den with head held high. Fought to the end.
밥 페팃 pulls his cap down over his eyes. 존 월 doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
매치데이 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
110-81 (승)
This global icon 마이클 조던 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
A free throw by 밥 페팃! The crowd erupts! An off-the-charts basketball IQ personified!
Joan Beringer, this potential breakout star, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
존 월 dunks through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Joan Beringer, this oversized freak, blankets the shooter on the low block! No daylight!
The locker room. 마이클 조던 sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: 마이클 조던 failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
This first-ballot legend 마이클 조던 does it again! A scoop layup with effortless precision!
Joan Beringer, this raw talent, waves to the crowd early! The outcome settled!
This generational talent 마이클 조던 passes to the opponent! Gift exchange along the baseline!
Joan Beringer pumps the fist! This potential breakout star feeling it under the basket! A team high-five!
밥 페팃 can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
보비 존스 runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
매치데이 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
120-96 (승)
존 월 looks dialed in from the start! An unmatched feel for the game preparation showing!
마이클 조던, this hall-of-fame lock, unleashes a step-back three in the paint! Bang!
존 월 forces the shot-clock violation! Nerves of steel on full display!
밥 페팃 attacks the pill with precision! Assist under the basket! Floor general!
This franchise cornerstone 마이클 조던 switches defensive assignments on the fly! Natural-born leadership!
Coach calls everyone back. 밥 페팃 drags his feet toward the tunnel. Fun fact: 밥 페팃 got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
A free throw by 마이클 조던 in the paint! A killer instinct in every fiber!
This guy with rings on every finger 마이클 조던 brings immense pressure to a new level! Incredible scene!
This rising star Joan Beringer claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this rising star!
This guy with a proven track record 존 월 silences the noise! A gym-rat work ethic locked in! Nothing else matters!
보비 존스, this hidden prospect, high-fives the bench! A primal scream! Team effort!
Joan Beringer takes 마이클 조던 by the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
매치데이 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
93-116 (패)
마이클 조던 opens with a half-court heave! This certified GOAT candidate making an early statement!
Joan Beringer can't buy a bucket! Another miss from downtown! Frustrating!
Joan Beringer drives into a trap! Sometimes predictable game when reading the defense!
Joan Beringer loses the screen battle! Defense that's basically a suggestion around the picks!
Joan Beringer explodes and it's a euro-step! This dark horse proving the doubters wrong!
Halftime. Joan Beringer throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know? Joan Beringer has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Joan Beringer, this colossus, throws the hands up! Exasperated at half court!
존 월 clanks another one off the rim! This next-level player needs to find rhythm!
보비 존스 pushes the pace in transition! Eyes in the back of the head showing in every play!
존 월, this player making noise, sucking wind after that sprint! This ball game of battle!
Joan Beringer launches past the media. This dark horse not in the mood to talk.
마이클 조던 walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. 보비 존스 drags one foot after the other. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
매치데이 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
107-117 (패)
Joan Beringer, this absolute unit, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
A pull-up jumper from Joan Beringer goes in and out! Heartbreaking at the top of the key!
This guy with a proven track record 밥 페팃 with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
존 월 gets burned on the drive! Lack of consistency in lateral movement!
존 월, this swiss-army-knife type, overpowers for a reverse layup! Size matters!
Rest. 마이클 조던 buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Confession: 마이클 조던 tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Joan Beringer fades away and kicks the stanchion! This dark horse losing composure!
존 월 spins but the shot rims out! Shaky emotions under pressure rears its ugly head!
This dark horse 보비 존스 runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
밥 페팃, this mountain of a man, with tired legs from downtown! Sometimes predictable game slowing this guy with a proven track record down!
This solid pro 존 월 shakes hands and moves on. In the end, sometimes predictable game proved costly.
밥 페팃 replays the score in his head on a loop. Joan Beringer tries to think about something else. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
매치데이 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
95-114 (패)
This certified GOAT candidate 마이클 조던 comes out firing! A double-clutch layup in the first minute!
Joan Beringer, this walking skyscraper, gets the look but can't convert under the basket!
밥 페팃, this colossus, commits the travel! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the footwork!
마이클 조던, this long boy, gets exploited in the switch! Sometimes predictable game exposed in the mismatch!
Joan Beringer shoots and scores! A double-clutch layup! This giant is a problem!
The players disappear into the tunnel. 보비 존스 asks for an ice pack. Locker room anecdote: 보비 존스 talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
밥 페팃 mutters to himself walking back! This name that's buzzing fighting inner demons!
마이클 조던 misfires from way beyond the arc! Even this undisputed superstar has off nights!
밥 페팃, this absolute unit, exploits the mismatch under the basket! Smart play!
This unknown gem Joan Beringer is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
존 월, this solid pro, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
보비 존스 mutters 'damn' under his breath. 밥 페팃 says 'yeah' in the same tone. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
매치데이 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
107-88 (승)
존 월, this smooth operator, is introduced and the arena explodes! This player making noise is in the building!
존 월, this combo guard, showcases next-level basketball IQ with a gorgeous bucket!
마이클 조던, this mountain of a man, contests everything from the right corner! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This undisputed superstar 마이클 조던 with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
This guy with rings on every finger 마이클 조던 adjusts the angle mid-drive! Iron discipline body control!
Halftime. The doctor examines 보비 존스's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Did you know? 보비 존스 tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
존 월, this swiss-army-knife type, takes over at half court. A buzzer beater! That's elite!
This player making noise 밥 페팃 acknowledges the fans! A packed arena of mutual respect!
This hooper's hooper 존 월 defers to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Remember this moment! 마이클 조던 is making history with a reverse layup!
This dude out of nowhere Joan Beringer thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
마이클 조던 and 존 월 leap onto each other like kids. Joan Beringer comes sprinting in and crushes them both. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
매치데이 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
105-96 (승)
This hall-of-fame lock 마이클 조던 in the starting lineup! Let's see what this hall-of-fame lock brings!
Joan Beringer buries a buzzer beater from the right corner! This who-is-this-guy player is on fire tonight!
This dude putting the league on notice 밥 페팃 reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
존 월, this combo guard, drops the dime! Natural-born leadership passing on display!
Joan Beringer rises up the ball out of the trap! Nerves of steel under pressure!
Halftime. 보비 존스 is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Juicy anecdote: 보비 존스 was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
This hungry young player Joan Beringer converts from way beyond the arc! A fadeaway jumper right on cue!
This newcomer 보비 존스 gets the crowd into it! A boiling cauldron at fever pitch!
밥 페팃 rises up the orange into the right hands! This league veteran quarterback!
존 월, this tweener, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
This guy with a proven track record 존 월 seals the deal! Victory with nerves of steel!
밥 페팃 does a cartwheel at center court. Joan Beringer tries one too and eats it. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
매치데이 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
106-104 (승)
This newcomer Joan Beringer comes out aggressive! Opens with a buzzer-beater on the low block!
This league veteran 존 월 with a perfect contest at half court! Intimidating!
존 월, this combo guard, can't get a two-handed slam to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
마이클 조던 attacks the pill with flair and hits a bank shot! Sensational!
보비 존스 makes the hockey pass! Night-in night-out consistency finding the extra pass!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Joan Beringer asks for an ice pack. Fun fact: Joan Beringer blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
존 월, this seasoned vet, rises to the occasion! A buzzer-beater facing the rim! Huge!
보비 존스 times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A rebound in traffic off the pick and roll!
존 월 dunks in front of the home faithful! A roaring arena! Beautiful!
밥 페팃, this league veteran, orchestrates the last possession! A catch-and-shoot triple! Perfection!
보비 존스, this hungry young player, with the post-game interview smile! Next-level basketball IQ all night!
Joan Beringer and 마이클 조던 pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
My Team ends the season #5 with a 10W-5L record. Season MVP: 마이클 조던.
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