☠️
65
Days survived
160
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
103
🗺️ Km traveled
17
👑 Decisions
14
🩺 Rescues
71
🍳 Meals cooked
9
🪤 Traps built
35
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Christian Pulisic, Sonic the Hedgehog, Megatron, Princess Leia, Gordon Ramsay, Jesus Christ, and Homer Simpson found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Christian Pulisic screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Megatron pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Princess Leia ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Jesus Christ cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Sonic the Hedgehog found the stairs to the roof. Homer Simpson was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Sonic the Hedgehog opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
1
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Megatron trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
1
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Megatron gives the thumbs down: no mercy for the undead
+4
1
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Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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Homer Simpson dies at the camp entrance, standing tall against the horde. The security post has fallen. So has the guard.
1
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Homer Simpson
has died
1
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📍 SoHo boutique. Jesus Christ finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
7
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Day 7: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Princess Leia is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
7
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Sonic the Hedgehog slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
8
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
8
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Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
11
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Sonic the Hedgehog goes down a slope at 80 km/h and crashes into a brick wall. The skateboard survives
11
💀
Sonic the Hedgehog
has died
14
🎒
Megatron throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
20
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Day 20: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Princess Leia organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
23
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Success: Christian Pulisic sprints 100 meters with a wounded on their back and shoulder-tackles a zombie upon reaching shelter.
-1
24
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Poetic Death: Christian Pulisic runs faster than everyone else. Except this time, because they went back for the one who fell.
24
💀
Christian Pulisic
has died
28
🎒
Gordon Ramsay offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
29
⚡
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
30
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Day 30: Princess Leia mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
33
💀
Princess Leia burns the balloon fabric with the poorly adjusted burner. Free fall in a wicker basket.
33
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Princess Leia
has died
40
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Day 40: Megatron eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
40
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Jesus Christ summons a sacred circle of protection (that only stops demons, not the undead)
+4
42
🎒
Jesus Christ tries to hit a zombie with their plunger which sticks to their own face.
-3
44
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Jesus Christ consults their ancient grimoire to find 'Zombie' in the index. Page missing
44
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
45
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Day 45: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Megatron is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Megatron: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
🎒
Gordon Ramsay throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
52
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
57
💀
Gordon Ramsay slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
57
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
61
🌍
Day 61: Megatron drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
62
⚡
Megatron shouts 'THOSE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU!' before decapitating three zombies at once
+4
63
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Megatron detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
64
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Day 64: Megatron has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
64
⚡
Megatron uses a net and trident like in the good old Colosseum days
+4
65
💀
Megatron transforms the supermarket parking lot into an improvised arena
65
💀
Megatron
has died
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