☠️
43
Days survived
82
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
36
🗺️ Km traveled
11
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
31
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
45
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Martin Luther King Jr. was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, John Kiriakou and Mark Henry had barricaded the entrances. Osama bin Laden was already treating the first injuries. Ratko Mladić found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Hermann Göring rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Olly Kelsey... Olly Kelsey just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: A violent storm approaches. Osama bin Laden must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
1
🎒
Ratko Mladić breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
1
⚡
Mark Henry performs a perfect snatch with a zombie and sends it flying 10 meters
+4
1
🎂
John Kiriakou is 62 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
💀
Poetic Death: Osama bin Laden dies buried in the collapse of the tunnel he was digging. His plan was perfect. The ground wasn't. The engineer joins his foundations.
1
💀
Osama bin Laden
has died
1
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📍 Queens diner. Coffee pot still warm. Olly Kelsey pours a cup. "Service is terrible."
0
3
🎂
Mark Henry is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
5
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Day 5: John Kiriakou discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
7
🎒
Olly Kelsey discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
8
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Olly Kelsey negotiates a ceasefire with zombies (spoiler: it doesn't work)
+5
9
💀
Hermann Göring opens an expired milk carton and the fermented gas explosion attracts an entire horde to the camp.
9
💀
Hermann Göring
has died
11
⚡
Olly Kelsey organizes 'reeducation' camps for docile zombies
+5
13
🎒
Olly Kelsey burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
14
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Day 14: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Olly Kelsey must adapt the defense.
+9
16
💀
Olly Kelsey suggests sacrificing the weak to slow down zombies
16
💀
Olly Kelsey
has died
18
⚡
John Kiriakou spends the night writing instead of sleeping and collapses from exhaustion during an attack. Inspiration has a price.
-3
20
🎒
Martin Luther King Jr. strikes a zombie with their judge's gavel shouting 'Guilty!' The zombie collapses.
+5
21
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Day 21: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Martin Luther King Jr. must extract them.
+10
22
💀
John Kiriakou dies pen in hand, the last paragraph unfinished. The zombie provided the final punctuation.
22
💀
John Kiriakou
has died
25
🎒
Mark Henry discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
25
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Martin Luther King Jr. negotiates equal rations... even though zombies prefer brains
+3
26
🌍
Day 26: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Martin Luther King Jr. must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
29
💀
Ratko Mladić takes the ballista's recoil straight to the chest. Newtonian physics never lies.
29
💀
Ratko Mladić
has died
30
🌍
Day 30: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Martin Luther King Jr. must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
31
🎒
Mark Henry pedals like a maniac and outpaces the zombies effortlessly. Long live the Tour de France of survival!
+6
31
⚡
Martin Luther King Jr. starts a sit-in in front of the horde (spoiler: it doesn't work)
+3
36
💀
Martin Luther King Jr. organizes human solidarity chains (bad idea with the undead)
36
💀
Martin Luther King Jr.
has died
39
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Day 39: Mark Henry snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
39
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Mark Henry carries 3 survivors on their shoulders Bulgarian split squat style
+4
40
🎒
Mark Henry leaves banana peels everywhere like in Mario Kart.
+3
41
🎒
Mark Henry's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
42
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Day 42: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Mark Henry must find an alternative approach.
-9
42
⚡
Mark Henry uses a barbell as a giant baseball bat
+4
43
💀
Mark Henry blocks a door with 50kg weight plates
43
💀
Mark Henry
has died
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