🏆
310
Days survived
1070
Zombies killed
1/7
Survivors
725
🗺️ Km traveled
162
👑 Decisions
146
🩺 Rescues
670
🍳 Meals cooked
88
🪤 Traps built
343
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
76 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Donald Trump and Iron Man were on the wrong side. Batman spotted them from the roof of a bus. Doctor Strange, Gordon Ramsay, and Elon Musk were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Hillary Clinton, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Batman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
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1
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Hillary Clinton: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
3
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Donald Trump activates the police car's flashing lights. All zombies in the neighborhood converge toward the light.
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Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
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5
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Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
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6
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Donald Trump can't figure out how to load the P90's horizontal magazine and wastes precious time.
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7
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Hillary Clinton uses the ambulance siren and races through the city. The medical equipment on board saves lives!
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11
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
12
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Day 12: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Hillary Clinton must extract them.
+10
13
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Day 13: Gordon Ramsay discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
13
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Hillary Clinton uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
15
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Day 15: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Iron Man must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
18
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Day 18: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Iron Man organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
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19
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Hillary Clinton dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
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Hillary Clinton
has died
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
21
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Doctor Strange drives the bus like a pro and picks up survivors at every stop. Line Z: destination Survival!
+8
25
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Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
26
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Iron Man refuses to use their Winchester 1887 except by spinning it Schwarzenegger-style.
+3
33
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Day 33: Iron Man finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
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33
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Gordon Ramsay bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
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40
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
40
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Donald Trump organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+3
43
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Day 43: Iron Man tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
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46
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Day 46: Iron Man falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
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46
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📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Iron Man: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
48
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Iron Man weaves through small streets on the city bike where zombies can't follow. Smart!
+6
50
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Day 50: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Iron Man must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
51
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Gordon Ramsay slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
51
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
54
🎒
Batman drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
55
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Batman accidentally activates turbo mode on the aero-bike and ends up three cities away. Where am I?
+4
62
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Donald Trump opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
67
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Batman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
75
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Day 75: Donald Trump discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
80
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Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
81
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Day 81: Donald Trump finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
85
🎒
Doctor Strange fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
91
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Doctor Strange dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
100
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Day 100: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Doctor Strange is the last medical hope.
+5
100
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
115
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Donald Trump diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
123
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Day 123: A violent storm approaches. Doctor Strange must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
124
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Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
124
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Donald Trump
has died
136
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📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Doctor Strange: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
137
🎒
Doctor Strange clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
141
🎒
Elon Musk presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
145
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
146
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Day 146: Doctor Strange discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
146
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Day 146: Iron Man intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
155
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Day 155: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Iron Man must save what can be saved.
+13
163
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Day 163: It's raining frogs. Literally. Elon Musk doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
-5
167
🎒
Batman pulverizes a zombie's head with a single Desert Eagle shot that goes through three walls.
+9
169
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Elon Musk honks the truck horn and plays La Cucaracha. The zombies dance the macarena.
+4
171
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Iron Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
171
💀
Iron Man
has died
178
🎒
Elon Musk discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
181
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📍 SoHo boutique. Elon Musk finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
209
🌍
Day 209: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Batman must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
210
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Day 210: Batman has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
212
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Day 212: Elon Musk cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
225
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Day 225: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Batman must clear the way.
+8
226
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Doctor Strange spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
228
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Doctor Strange slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
228
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Doctor Strange
has died
231
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Day 231: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Batman must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
232
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Day 232: The camp cook has gone missing. Batman must feed 50 people with what's left.
-14
246
🌍
Day 246: Elon Musk recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
268
🌍
Day 268: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Batman must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
271
💀
Batman throws a beer bottle at a zombie and misses. The bottle bounces off a wall and hits them in the head.
271
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Batman
has died
271
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Elon Musk: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
287
🌍
Day 287: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Elon Musk is closest and must react in a split second.
-20
291
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Day 291: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Elon Musk must reason with them.
+4
292
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Day 292: Elon Musk loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
294
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Day 294: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Elon Musk must find shelter on higher ground.
-10
297
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Day 297: Elon Musk drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
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300
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Day 300: Elon Musk finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
300
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Day 300 — The hordes finally scatter. The survivors held their ground against the apocalypse. 🏆
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303
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Day 303: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Elon Musk must find their weak point.
+10
310
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Elon Musk survived the zombie apocalypse!
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