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69
Days survived
143
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
101
🗺️ Km traveled
16
👑 Decisions
12
🩺 Rescues
87
🍳 Meals cooked
9
🪤 Traps built
62
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
27 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Jeffrey Epstein spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Usain Bolt nodded without a word. André the Giant cracked their knuckles. Harry Potter opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Elon Musk pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Stephen Hawking looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Day 1: Usain Bolt is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
1
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Harry Potter throws their student debt at zombies - they flee in terror
-3
1
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Harry Potter (46 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
🎂
André the Giant (47 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
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Harry Potter transforms their textbook-filled backpack into a formidable blunt weapon
1
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Harry Potter
has died
1
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Stephen Hawking: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
2
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Day 2: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Jeffrey Epstein must improvise.
+11
8
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
11
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Stephen Hawking is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
11
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Stephen Hawking
has died
12
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Day 12: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Jeffrey Epstein must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
21
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
24
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
24
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
27
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+3
38
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Day 38: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Jeffrey Epstein chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
39
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
39
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
42
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
44
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Day 44: Usain Bolt recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
45
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André the Giant executes their signature finishing move on a zombie horde
45
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André the Giant
has died
46
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📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Usain Bolt: "Finally, a bear market."
0
51
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Day 51: Elon Musk forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
53
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
58
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
58
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Elon Musk
has died
59
🌍
Day 59: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Usain Bolt must improvise a crossing.
-17
61
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
63
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Day 63: Usain Bolt finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
66
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
69
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
69
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Usain Bolt
has died
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