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41
Days survived
62
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
40
🗺️ Km traveled
8
👑 Decisions
7
🩺 Rescues
45
🍳 Meals cooked
6
🪤 Traps built
27
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Zeus spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Pennywise nodded without a word. Bruce Lee cracked their knuckles. Jesus Christ opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Albert Einstein pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Kenny McCormick looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🎒
Pennywise discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
1
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
1
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Zeus: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
3
🌍
Day 3: Zeus recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
3
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Zeus is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
4
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Zeus
has died
6
🌍
Day 6: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Jesus Christ must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
6
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
7
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
8
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Pennywise decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
8
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Pennywise
has died
11
⚡
Albert Einstein cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
14
🌍
Day 14: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Albert Einstein must find a solution, fast.
+8
16
💀
Kenny McCormick dies trying to recreate yesterday's lesson. The learning stops. The lesson doesn't.
16
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Kenny McCormick
has died
17
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Bruce Lee improvises vehicle stunts to escape the undead
+3
21
🌍
Day 21: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Bruce Lee must navigate blind.
+9
23
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
23
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
27
🌍
Day 27: Albert Einstein finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
28
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Albert Einstein tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
29
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
29
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Albert Einstein
has died
31
🌍
Day 31: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Gordon Ramsay watches the scene, puzzled.
-6
32
⚡
Bruce Lee uses stunt falling techniques to absorb the impact of a 3rd floor jump
+3
34
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
34
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
35
🌍
Day 35: Bruce Lee opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
36
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Day 36: Bruce Lee discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
39
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Bruce Lee performs a backflip to dodge a zombie horde
+3
41
💀
Bruce Lee chains tactical rolls like in a B-action movie
41
💀
Bruce Lee
has died
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