☠️
54
Days survived
109
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
52
🗺️ Km traveled
12
👑 Decisions
6
🩺 Rescues
44
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
38
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Arnold Schwarzenegger and LeBron James were on the wrong side. Mark Kerr spotted them from the roof of a bus. Patrick Mahomes, Chris Kyle, and Simo Häyhä were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Dwayne Johnson, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: Mark Kerr spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
1
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🎒
Patrick Mahomes sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
1
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Success - Simo Häyhä grows vegetables that naturally repel zombies thanks to pesticides
+2
1
🎂
Simo Häyhä, 97 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
1
💀
Dwayne Johnson slips on his own caltrops and tumbles down a slope full of zombies.
1
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Dwayne Johnson
has died
1
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Simo Häyhä grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
2
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🎂
LeBron James (42 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
4
🎒
LeBron James drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
5
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Unusual - Simo Häyhä trains zombies to plow fields by attaching a plow to them
+2
7
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Day 7: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Arnold Schwarzenegger takes command of the evacuation.
+11
9
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Patrick Mahomes is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
9
💀
Patrick Mahomes
has died
10
⚡
Arnold Schwarzenegger negotiates with zombies to work for free as extras
+3
13
🌍
Day 13: Simo Häyhä uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
17
🎒
Mark Kerr tries to cut a padlock with his crowbar but it's too rusty.
-3
18
💀
Chris Kyle glitches and reboots repeatedly
18
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Chris Kyle
has died
21
🌍
Day 21: Simo Häyhä discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
24
⚡
Mark Kerr uses their championship belt as an improvised weapon
+4
27
🎒
LeBron James breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
29
💀
LeBron James slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
29
💀
LeBron James
has died
31
🎒
Mark Kerr burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
33
🌍
Day 33: Arnold Schwarzenegger loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
33
⚡
Mark Kerr applies a chokehold on a stubborn undead
+4
34
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Poetic death - Simo Häyhä dies protecting their seeds, literally becoming fertilizer
34
💀
Simo Häyhä
has died
37
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Day 37: Arnold Schwarzenegger tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
39
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Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a flat tire on a zombie bone. Hard to find a repair shop in the middle of an apocalypse.
-4
42
⚡
Arnold Schwarzenegger organizes a crisis meeting with catering even during the apocalypse
+3
45
💀
Mark Kerr cuts the chain that was holding the hangar full of zombies shut.
45
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Mark Kerr
has died
46
📌
📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. Arnold Schwarzenegger panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
0
49
🎒
Arnold Schwarzenegger uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
50
🌍
Day 50: The camp cook has gone missing. Arnold Schwarzenegger must feed 50 people with what's left.
+7
51
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Day 51: Arnold Schwarzenegger encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
53
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Arnold Schwarzenegger miraculously finds resources in the survival budget
+3
54
💀
Arnold Schwarzenegger recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
54
💀
Arnold Schwarzenegger
has died
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