☠️
197
Days survived
566
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
385
🗺️ Km traveled
60
👑 Decisions
64
🩺 Rescues
383
🍳 Meals cooked
34
🪤 Traps built
247
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Taylor Swift was woken by screams. Usain Bolt by silence, which is worse. Goku didn't sleep at all. Sakura Haruno was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Sanji was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Tony Stark was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Ralph Wiggum heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
📌
📍 Brooklyn Bridge wobbles under zombie weight. Sakura Haruno: "At least there's no traffic for once."
0
2
🌍
Jour 2 : Tony Stark essaie de réparer la radio et la transforme en presse-papier de luxe.
-4
2
⚡
Ralph Wiggum desperately searches for a useful skill in their resume
+4
3
🌍
Day 3: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Tony Stark must find their weak point.
+10
3
⚡
Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
3
🎂
Tony Stark is 53 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
🎒
Tony Stark cuts off a zombie's fingers with his crowbar in one swift motion.
+4
4
🎒
Ralph Wiggum throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
4
🎂
Taylor Swift (37 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
5
💀
Ralph Wiggum becomes a zombie and nobody notices the difference
5
💀
Ralph Wiggum
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Usain Bolt is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
12
⚡
Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
18
🎒
Tony Stark tries to reverse with the caravan and crashes into three other vehicles. Parallel parking isn't their forte.
-5
18
⚡
Sakura Haruno intubates a survivor with a garden hose. Patient lives. Medical ethics? Not so much.
+5
23
🌍
Jour 23 : Taylor Swift découvre un bunker personnel rempli de conserves. Le survivaliste avait raison depuis le début.
+12
34
🎒
Goku burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
46
💀
Tony Stark forgets to put the handbrake on the caravan at the top of a hill. The descent is without return.
46
💀
Tony Stark
has died
46
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Sanji: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
47
🎒
Usain Bolt trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
49
🌍
Jour 49 : Usain Bolt lance une grenade fumigène au lieu d'une grenade offensive. Le zombie est confus, mais vivant.
-5
52
⚡
Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
54
🎒
Usain Bolt finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
55
⚡
Sakura Haruno stabilizes five critical patients in an hour using duct tape and prayers. Triage is brutal but saves the most lives possible.
+5
59
🌍
Jour 59 : Des rats envahissent la réserve de grains. Sanji doit les éliminer sans gaspiller de munitions.
+3
64
💀
Sakura Haruno throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
64
💀
Sakura Haruno
has died
68
🌍
Jour 68 : Un survivant blessé développe une infection grave. Taylor Swift est le dernier espoir médical.
+5
73
⚡
Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
77
🎒
Taylor Swift forces all bus passengers to validate their tickets. Even during the apocalypse.
0
85
⚡
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
91
📌
📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Usain Bolt: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
102
🎒
Usain Bolt recites an incantation while brandishing their sacrificial dagger. No effect. The zombies don't care.
-3
103
🌍
Day 103: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Sanji must repair.
-18
110
💀
Taylor Swift s'aventure dans le blizzard pour chercher du bois. On retrouve ses traces dans la neige. Elles s'arrêtent net au milieu de nulle part.
110
💀
Taylor Swift
has died
117
🎒
Sanji opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
119
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
120
🎒
Sanji starts the subway and speeds through tunnels away from zombies. Next station: Freedom!
+8
126
⚡
Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
134
🌍
Day 134: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Sanji must create a monumental distraction.
-18
136
📌
📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Goku dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
138
🌍
Jour 138 : Tempête de sable. On ne voit pas à deux mètres. Les zombies, eux, se repèrent à l'odeur. Usain Bolt doit naviguer à l'aveugle.
+9
146
💀
Sanji meurt de froid dans la nuit. Le feu s'est éteint, personne n'a pris le relais de garde. Le gel ne négocie pas.
146
💀
Sanji
has died
150
🌍
Jour 150 : Usain Bolt doit servir d'appât pour attirer une horde loin du camp pendant l'évacuation.
-12
152
🌍
Jour 152 : Un membre du camp stocke de la nourriture en secret. Goku doit gérer la situation diplomatiquement.
+5
154
🎒
Goku blows the locomotive whistle so loud that all the crows in the region fly away. Hitchcock resigns.
+3
155
⚡
Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
165
💀
Usain Bolt decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
165
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
168
🌍
Jour 168 : Canicule. 42°C à l'ombre. Les zombies ralentissent, leur chair se dessèche. Goku doit rationner l'eau du groupe.
-10
181
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Goku: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
188
🌍
Jour 188 : Goku confond un zombie avec un survivant endormi et lui offre un café. Moment gênant.
-3
189
🌍
Day 189: The camp cook has gone missing. Goku must feed 50 people with what's left.
-14
197
💀
Poetic Death: Goku fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
197
💀
Goku
has died
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