☠️
99
Days survived
136
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
143
🗺️ Km traveled
36
👑 Decisions
29
🩺 Rescues
135
🍳 Meals cooked
23
🪤 Traps built
88
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
44 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Albert Einstein and Barry Allen were on the wrong side. Hulk spotted them from the roof of a bus. Jesus Christ, Gordon Ramsay, and Iron Man were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Elon Musk, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
📌
📍 Central Park is overrun. Jesus Christ spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
2
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🎒
Barry Allen pulls out the corkscrew instead of the blade from their Swiss Army knife when facing a zombie.
-4
5
🌍
Day 5: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Jesus Christ must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
5
🌍
Day 5: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Barry Allen must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
5
🎒
Iron Man cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
8
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Hulk is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
-3
9
💀
Hulk takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
9
💀
Hulk
has died
10
🌍
Day 10: Albert Einstein sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
16
🎒
Gordon Ramsay uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
17
🌍
Day 17: Iron Man mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
21
⚡
Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
22
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🎒
Elon Musk takes a zombie as a back passenger without realizing it. Nice carpooling.
+1
24
💀
Albert Einstein drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Albert Einstein doesn't.
24
💀
Albert Einstein
has died
27
⚡
Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+3
33
🌍
Day 33: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Barry Allen takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
35
🎒
Gordon Ramsay uses the ballista to launch messages attached to arrows. Medieval postal service restored.
+3
36
🎒
Elon Musk's hen lays an egg every morning and the group finally has a regular source of protein.
+7
39
🌍
Day 39: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Jesus Christ must extract them.
+10
40
💀
Elon Musk dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
40
💀
Elon Musk
has died
42
🎒
Barry Allen shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
46
🎒
Jesus Christ rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Jesus Christ continues solo in flight.
-4
46
⚡
Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
46
📌
📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Gordon Ramsay: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
47
🌍
Day 47: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Barry Allen must find an alternative approach.
+5
55
🌍
Day 55: Barry Allen recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
57
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
57
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
59
🎒
Gordon Ramsay tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
60
⚡
Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
62
🌍
Day 62: Gordon Ramsay tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
63
🌍
Day 63: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Barry Allen must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
67
🎒
Iron Man cuts off a zombie's fingers with his crowbar in one swift motion.
+4
68
💀
Gordon Ramsay ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
68
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
69
🌍
Day 69: Barry Allen finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
72
🎒
Barry Allen trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
73
⚡
Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
75
🎒
Iron Man screams 'Wheeeee!' in the mine cart like on a roller coaster. Underground tourism.
+3
77
🌍
Day 77: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Barry Allen must navigate blind.
+9
86
💀
Iron Man cuts the chain that was holding the hangar full of zombies shut.
86
💀
Iron Man
has died
88
🌍
Day 88: Barry Allen discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
89
⚡
Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
91
📌
📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Barry Allen: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
92
🌍
Day 92: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Barry Allen must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
94
⚡
Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
99
💀
Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
99
💀
Barry Allen
has died
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