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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | My Team | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 198 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. The chef's surprise of the evening is Victor Wanyama. An association football player by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the winning goal with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. Money-wise, this is solid. Not the penthouse but a nice apartment with a view of the playoffs. The team has the means for its moderate ambitions, which is already saying something. There's a go-to scorer, quality role players, and a sixth man who'd start on half the teams in the league. The owner keeps his hand on the wallet but knows when to open it. The danger? Settling for a second-round exit and becoming that team that's "nice but never dangerous." Tonight, they want to prove otherwise.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
88-121 (L)
The game begins and Victor Wanyama is ready! You can see iron discipline written all over his face!
Kolton Miller, this walking skyscraper, wastes a golden chance with a wild two-handed slam!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this beanpole, gets called for the carry! Shaky emotions under pressure in ball-handling!
Kolton Miller falls asleep on the weak side! Defense that's basically a suggestion exposed!
LeBron James, this mammoth, throws the hands up! Exasperated in the paint!
Rest time. Kolton Miller isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Physio's confession: Kolton Miller purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Victor Wanyama can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this up-and-coming baller!
Tom Brady, this elite player, sucking wind after that sprint! The contest of battle!
Tom Brady dunks carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Victor Wanyama drops the head after another miss! Heavy feet sapping the confidence!
Kolton Miller reflects on what could have been. Tendency to rush the difference tonight.
LeBron James chews his nails on the bench. Kolton Miller stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Tonight I learned LeBron James used to be an association football player before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
120-105 (W)
This league veteran Shai Gilgeous-Alexander comes out firing! A fadeaway jumper in the first minute!
This total unknown Kolton Miller does it again! A euro-step with effortless precision!
Kolton Miller with the huge rebound in traffic off the pick and roll! This dark horse says no!
LeBron James, this guy with rings on every finger, surveys and delivers! Scary good handles in the playmaking!
Tom Brady, this All-Star caliber talent, manipulates the defense with the eyes! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
That's a cut. LeBron James stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Bus driver's confession: LeBron James raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
This respected competitor Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is automatic back to the basket! An alley-oop drops again!
The building is buzzing! Tom Brady and a Playoff atmosphere creating magic!
Victor Wanyama, this all-around player, sets the perfect screen! Freakish explosiveness for the team!
The legend of Kolton Miller grows! This raw talent adding another chapter from the right corner!
Victor Wanyama signs off with a tear drop! The association football player's final the winning goal of the night!
Victor Wanyama and Tom Brady freestyle a victory rap. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
99-103 (L)
This raw talent Kolton Miller means business! Fast start from the left corner!
Tom Brady converts under the basket! A sky hook with trademark next-level basketball IQ!
Kolton Miller gets posted up and scored on! This rising star overpowered!
Tom Brady, this all-around player, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Tom Brady, this smooth operator, drills the momentum shot! The building believes!
Coach calls everyone back. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander drags his feet toward the tunnel. Rumor has it Shai Gilgeous-Alexander does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Tom Brady misses in the clutch! A finger roll off the mark in the extra period!
This hooper's hooper Shai Gilgeous-Alexander stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Tom Brady, this big-name player, delivers a highlight-reel play! Wisdom and poise!
Victor Wanyama bricks it when it matters! Their football boots accuracy went home early!
Kolton Miller had the chances but couldn't convert. This total unknown left wanting.
LeBron James claps his hands in frustration. Victor Wanyama clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. I got a text from LeBron James after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-93 (W)
This league veteran Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Victor Wanyama banks a euro-step off the glass! Geometry learned from the association football player life!
Kolton Miller, this tower, with the clutch iron-wall defense! The crowd is on its feet!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lets fly and finds the trailer for a catch-and-shoot triple! Great awareness!
Victor Wanyama uses a horns set brilliantly! Strategy from scoring the winning goal!
The players head to the locker room. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is sweating like a racehorse. Locker room anecdote: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
A buzzer-beater! Victor Wanyama cannot be stopped tonight! This hooper's hooper is locked in!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this beanpole, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
Victor Wanyama, this solid build, boxes out for the teammate! This hooper's hooper doing the dirty work!
Kolton Miller, this tower, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this player nobody saw coming right now!
It's over! Victor Wanyama delivers the goods! This player making noise walks off a winner!
Tom Brady makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander makes the 'call us' gesture. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
102-105 (L)
Victor Wanyama starts in the rim protector! Playing the rim protector the way an association football player plays with their football boots!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this legit talent, with the exclamation-point hook shot! Game changer!
Tom Brady gets screened out of the play! This established star lost in traffic!
Kolton Miller, this raw talent, comes up empty! A devastating dunk off target from downtown!
Kolton Miller sparks the comeback! A hook shot under the basket! This unknown gem leads the charge!
Both teams head in. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Little secret: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Tom Brady misfires on the potential dagger! This elite player lets them off the hook!
LeBron James, this global icon, yells at the coaching staff! Lack of consistency causing friction!
LeBron James posts up like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
This All-Star caliber talent Tom Brady gets the look but can't convert! Ego the size of Texas at the worst time!
This hungry young player Kolton Miller leaves the field house with head held high. Fought to the end.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Kolton Miller tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
94-104 (L)
Victor Wanyama lands the first thunderous slam! First blood! The association football player strikes first!
Kolton Miller misfires driving to the hoop! Even this hidden prospect has off nights!
LeBron James loses the pill in traffic! This first-ballot legend can't afford that!
Victor Wanyama can't contain the drive! Scoring the winning goal is more containable!
Tom Brady, this bonafide star, operates driving to the hoop with a sky hook! Clinic!
Halftime! Victor Wanyama looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Exclusive: Victor Wanyama was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
LeBron James, this undisputed superstar, with the frustrated foul! Ego the size of Texas in tough moments!
This hungry young player Kolton Miller misses the mark! A fadeaway jumper goes begging driving to the hoop!
Tom Brady fires away into the right spacing! Next-level basketball IQ and elite court awareness!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this next-level player, is dragging! The contest minutes taking their toll!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lets fly past the media. This player making noise not in the mood to talk.
Victor Wanyama refuses the coach's embrace. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander accepts it but his body is stiff. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
90-105 (L)
Kolton Miller, this mountain of a man, sets the tone immediately! Freakish explosiveness from the jump!
Kolton Miller with the contested euro-step from downtown! No good! Bad selection!
Kolton Miller tries to be too fancy and loses the pill! Ego the size of Texas in the decision-making!
Kolton Miller gets burned on the drive! Defense that's basically a suggestion in lateral movement!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with the decisive tear drop! Iron discipline when it matters most!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Kolton Miller picks up the pace. I've been told Kolton Miller always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
LeBron James slams the pill in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!
Kolton Miller, this towering presence, can't finish from the right corner! That one stings!
LeBron James reads the defense perfectly! Natural-born leadership and a sky-high basketball IQ!
This league veteran Shai Gilgeous-Alexander can't close out! The legs are shot driving to the hoop!
LeBron James, this first-ballot legend, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Victor Wanyama chews his nails on the bench. Kolton Miller stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
84-108 (L)
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this name that's buzzing, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
LeBron James takes a tough layup and it doesn't go! Heavy feet in shot selection!
LeBron James with the lazy pass! Sometimes predictable game leading to easy points!
Kolton Miller, this big fella, fouls unnecessarily at half court! Limited stamina!
Tom Brady strings together an alley-oop from the right corner. Freakish explosiveness on full display!
Intermission. Kolton Miller dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know? Kolton Miller tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. Break's over, the players take their positions.
This max-contract guy Tom Brady fouls hard out of frustration! Lack of consistency showing!
Tom Brady fires a thunderous slam from way beyond the arc but can't connect! Lack of consistency showing!
This hidden prospect Kolton Miller attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
Kolton Miller lets fly but the legs won't cooperate! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Victor Wanyama sits alone on the bench. This established player processing the defeat.
LeBron James mutters 'damn' under his breath. Victor Wanyama says 'yeah' in the same tone. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
81-118 (L)
Victor Wanyama explodes onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander forces a thunderous slam facing the rim! This seasoned vet trying too hard!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander coughs up the leather! Hot head strikes again at the buzzer!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this tower, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over hot head!
LeBron James, this global icon, barks at the teammate! Limited stamina taking over!
Halftime. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Rumor has it Shai Gilgeous-Alexander does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
LeBron James, this generational talent, sends the basketball wide! The touch is off tonight!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this 7-footer, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
This guy nobody was talking about Kolton Miller forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Victor Wanyama vents at their teammates! The association football player who vents about the winning goal!
Kolton Miller, this diamond in the rough, takes the loss hard. Ego the size of Texas at the wrong moments.
Tom Brady's lip is trembling. LeBron James dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
103-116 (L)
Game time! LeBron James and this once-in-a-lifetime player ready to put on a show at the venue!
Kolton Miller clanks another one off the rim! This newcomer needs to find rhythm!
LeBron James penetrates into a trap! Lack of consistency when reading the defense!
Kolton Miller turns the head and loses the man! This hidden prospect napping defensively!
Victor Wanyama goes to work with the precision of an association football player at work. And it's a two-handed slam!
Halftime whistle. Kolton Miller flops into the first available chair. Fun fact: Kolton Miller blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Kolton Miller mouths off and picks up a T! Hot head taking over!
A fadeaway jumper attempt by Tom Brady falls short! Tendency to rush in the legs!
Tom Brady, this do-it-all player, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Victor Wanyama, this swiss-army-knife type, with tired legs driving to the hoop! Hot head slowing this name that's buzzing down!
Victor Wanyama walks off in silence. This seasoned vet gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Victor Wanyama lets out a big exhale walking through the door. LeBron James holds his in. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
95-97 (L)
Tip-off! Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gets us started! Let's go!
Victor Wanyama hits from downtown! Precision worthy of their football boots at the buzzer!
Victor Wanyama loses their assignment! Like losing their football boots in the workshop!
Victor Wanyama can't find the range! Their football boots has better accuracy than that!
LeBron James, this absolute legend, makes the huge stop! Defense fueling the comeback!
Halftime. Kolton Miller's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Anecdote: Kolton Miller threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Tom Brady can't handle the pressure! This elite player folds in right from the tip-off!
This player on the come-up Victor Wanyama throws an elbow in frustration! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
This living legend LeBron James has that look in the eyes! Watch out! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
Victor Wanyama misses the game-tying shot! Even an association football player couldn't save that one!
LeBron James, this giant, trudges off the temple of basketball. Lessons to take from this one.
LeBron James lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander decides not to comment. Tonight I had a revelation: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
96-121 (L)
LeBron James takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Tom Brady, this franchise guy, pulls the trigger from way beyond the arc but no luck!
This player on the come-up Shai Gilgeous-Alexander commits the offensive foul! Turnover at the top of the key!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander reacts too late to rotate! Shaky emotions under pressure on the help side!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this player on the come-up, drops a scoop layup at the top of the key! Pure artistry!
The players leave the court. LeBron James clings to the tunnel railing. I've been told LeBron James once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Victor Wanyama drops their shoulders! Deflated, even an association football player's spirit has limits!
A fadeaway jumper from LeBron James catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Tom Brady, this do-it-all player, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
This seasoned vet Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a warrior but the body says no! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of war!
This top-tier talent Tom Brady congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this top-tier talent.
LeBron James unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander runs a hand down his face. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
99-116 (L)
Victor Wanyama stretches center court! Loosening up, the association football player is getting ready!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James rattles it out! So close yet so far in transition!
Victor Wanyama with the backcourt violation! This seasoned vet under too much pressure!
Victor Wanyama gets blown by! Even an association football player couldn't stop that!
Tom Brady with the highlight-reel floater! This world-class player owning the moment!
That's a cut. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Little secret: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
This hungry young player Kolton Miller can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
A reverse layup from Kolton Miller sails wide! This hungry young player needs to regroup!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sets the screen at the perfect angle! This well-respected player cerebral play!
Tom Brady is gassed! This jersey-selling name bent over at half court! Limited stamina catching up!
Kolton Miller explodes to the tunnel in disappointment. This player nobody saw coming will learn from this.
Victor Wanyama chews his nails on the bench. LeBron James stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
89-105 (L)
Kolton Miller opens with a finger roll! This surprise package making an early statement!
This guy with a proven track record Shai Gilgeous-Alexander throws up a prayer back to the basket! Not answered!
Victor Wanyama trips up in the restricted area! An association football player never trips at work... Right?
LeBron James gambles for the steal and pays the price! Occasional mental lapses!
Tom Brady, this smooth operator, takes over at half court. A scoop layup! That's elite!
Finally a breather. Kolton Miller has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Juicy intel: Kolton Miller turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Kolton Miller, this tower, sits down hard on the bench! Sometimes predictable game written all over his face!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander air-mails a deep three from mid-range! Way off for this player making noise!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
This headliner Tom Brady can barely jump! The springs are gone back to the basket!
Victor Wanyama shakes hands through the pain! An association football player who respects their football boots and the game!
LeBron James claps his hands in frustration. Victor Wanyama clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
77-122 (L)
And we're underway! Kolton Miller touches the rock first! This unknown gem looks eager!
Brick! Kolton Miller misfires at the buzzer! Defense that's basically a suggestion at the worst time!
Victor Wanyama with the careless pass! Scoring the winning goal with more care, please!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this colossus, gets dunked on along the baseline! Poster material!
Tom Brady, this elite player, refuses to high-five! Heavy feet hurting the chemistry!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander picks up the pace. True story: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander had his parking spot stolen by Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest's mascot. Still talks about it. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
This who-is-this-guy player Kolton Miller whiffs on a fadeaway jumper! The crowd groans!
This player making noise Shai Gilgeous-Alexander stumbles! The fatigue is real after this ball game!
This dark horse Kolton Miller loses concentration and the Wilson with it!
Tom Brady picks up the second technical! This bonafide star ejected! Ego the size of Texas!
Kolton Miller, this long boy, hangs the head. Tough loss despite a killer instinct effort.
Tom Brady and Kolton Miller share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
My Team finishes #15 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.
Season Journal
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby!
Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 198 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face.
His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket.
The chef's surprise of the evening is Victor Wanyama. An association football player by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the winning goal with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him.
Money-wise, this is solid. Not the penthouse but a nice apartment with a view of the playoffs. The team has the means for its moderate ambitions, which is already saying something. There's a go-to scorer, quality role players, and a sixth man who'd start on half the teams in the league. The owner keeps his hand on the wallet but knows when to open it. The danger? Settling for a second-round exit and becoming that team that's "nice but never dangerous." Tonight, they want to prove otherwise.
My Team finishes #15 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.
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