☠️
114
Days survived
314
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
203
🗺️ Km traveled
41
👑 Decisions
27
🩺 Rescues
135
🍳 Meals cooked
23
🪤 Traps built
124
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
48 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Maggie Simpson was woken by screams. Bart Simpson by silence, which is worse. Homer Simpson didn't sleep at all. Marge Simpson was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Jeffrey Epstein was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jesus Christ heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Day 1: Marge Simpson discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
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Day 1: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Jesus Christ takes command of the evacuation.
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Homer Simpson sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
1
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Jeffrey Epstein uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
1
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+4
1
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Bart Simpson runs faster than when catching the morning bus
+1
1
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📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Jeffrey Epstein: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
2
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Poetic Death: Marge Simpson dies on duty, badge still pinned. The motto 'To protect and serve' is honored to the end.
2
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Marge Simpson
has died
6
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Day 6: Homer Simpson recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
6
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Bart Simpson wears brass knuckles 24/7 and can no longer open doors.
+1
7
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Homer Simpson cuts their hand while breaking the bottle against a wall.
-4
7
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
8
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Day 8: Homer Simpson steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
8
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
19
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
19
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Jesus Christ
has died
21
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Jeffrey Epstein breaks their broom on a zombie and uses the pointed handle as an improvised spear.
+3
31
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Bart Simpson tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
34
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Day 34: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Jeffrey Epstein must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
35
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Homer Simpson searches every survivor who approaches the leader. Weapons confiscated: 3 knives, 1 fork, and a toothpick. You can never be too careful.
+4
38
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Day 38: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Jeffrey Epstein is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
42
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Failure: Maggie Simpson gets unmasked using an expired password. Cover blown, bullets fly.
+1
43
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Bart Simpson uses their ruler as a sword (12 inches of pure terror)
43
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Bart Simpson
has died
45
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Day 45: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Maggie Simpson must save what can be saved.
+13
45
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Day 45: A violent storm approaches. Elon Musk must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
46
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Elon Musk dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
47
🎒
Elon Musk uses the ballista to launch messages attached to arrows. Medieval postal service restored.
+3
49
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Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
+4
56
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Elon Musk throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
61
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Homer Simpson intercepts every threat before it reaches the leader. Lightning reflexes, constant vigilance.
+4
62
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Jeffrey Epstein steps on the third rail getting off the subway. 750 volts show no mercy.
62
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
63
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Success: Maggie Simpson infiltrates an enemy camp, neutralizes their leader and recovers attack plans — perfect surgical operation.
+1
65
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Day 65: Elon Musk tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
65
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Homer Simpson protects the leader so closely that the leader can't move freely. Security suffocates authority.
+4
66
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Day 65: The camp's water is contaminated. Elon Musk must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
68
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Maggie Simpson forgets where he put his caltrops and steps on them barefoot.
-5
69
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Homer Simpson hurls bowling balls from the hot air balloon at zombies. Aerial strike!
+4
79
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Poetic Death: Maggie Simpson dies transmitting vital coordinates by radio from the heart of hostile territory. The message gets through, the agent signs off.
79
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Maggie Simpson
has died
81
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Day 81: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Homer Simpson is the last medical hope.
-9
82
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Elon Musk bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
83
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
85
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
86
🎂
Homer Simpson is 70 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
89
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Day 89: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Homer Simpson must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
91
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Homer Simpson: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
92
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Homer Simpson breaks a bottle on their own head thinking it would shatter like in movies. Failed.
92
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Homer Simpson
has died
109
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Day 109: Elon Musk tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
113
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Day 113: Elon Musk intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
114
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
114
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Elon Musk
has died
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