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112
Days survived
291
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
181
🗺️ Km traveled
43
👑 Decisions
30
🩺 Rescues
176
🍳 Meals cooked
24
🪤 Traps built
88
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
39 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Kendrick Lamar spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Alexander the Great nodded without a word. Julius Caesar cracked their knuckles. Hippocrates opened their first aid kit. Gordon Ramsay pulled a camping stove from their bag. Ada Lovelace pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Joseph Stalin looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
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Day 1: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Joseph Stalin must create a monumental distraction.
+9
1
🎂
Ada Lovelace (37 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Alexander the Great: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
2
Kendrick Lamar raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
3
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Day 3: Ada Lovelace attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
3
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Gordon Ramsay's hen lays an egg every morning and the group finally has a regular source of protein.
+7
3
Hippocrates treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
4
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Joseph Stalin is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
4
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Joseph Stalin
has died
6
Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
7
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Day 7: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Ada Lovelace must find their weak point.
+10
12
Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
12
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Kendrick Lamar (39 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
24
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Day 24: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Hippocrates chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
28
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Alexander the Great leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Alexander the Great falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
28
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Alexander the Great
has died
32
Ada Lovelace tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
34
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
35
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Day 35: Hippocrates finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
38
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Day 38: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Julius Caesar must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
44
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Kendrick Lamar distracts zombies by rapping their life story
44
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Kendrick Lamar
has died
46
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Ada Lovelace grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
50
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Day 50: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Julius Caesar must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
51
Julius Caesar sets up a textbook defensive perimeter and leads the counterattack with surgical precision.
+5
56
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Day 56: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Julius Caesar must deal with this.
+4
56
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
58
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Gordon Ramsay chases their hen in the middle of the night without a flashlight and falls into a ditch full of crawling zombies.
58
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
63
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Day 63: A violent storm approaches. Ada Lovelace must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
65
Ada Lovelace cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
66
Ada Lovelace mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
69
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Day 69: A rival group offers a shady deal. Julius Caesar must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
75
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Hippocrates attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
75
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Hippocrates
has died
81
Julius Caesar gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+5
86
Julius Caesar follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Julius Caesar: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
93
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Day 93: Ada Lovelace uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
96
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Day 96: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Julius Caesar must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
98
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Ada Lovelace dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
98
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Ada Lovelace
has died
105
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Day 105: Julius Caesar finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
108
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Day 108: Julius Caesar finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
112
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Julius Caesar falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
112
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Julius Caesar
has died

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