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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | My Team | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Darth Vader. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 202 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Darth Vader. Profession? Jedi. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
74-119 (L)
Lord Voldemort opens with a catch-and-shoot triple! This max-contract guy making an early statement!
Thanos forces a step-back three back to the basket! This dark horse trying too hard!
Lord Voldemort gets the ball stripped! The game would have stayed in a fictional tyrant's grip!
Stephen Curry gives up the back door! Hot head when overplaying!
Thanos gets a technical for complaining! Lack of consistency on full display!
Back in the locker room, Thanos sits down and stares at the ceiling. Anecdote: Thanos once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Hulk misfires! The scientist's precision with the hidden truth is nowhere to be found!
Darth Vader tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a jedi's energy for the game!
Thanos throws it into the stands! What was that from this diamond in the rough!
Lord Voldemort can't mask the disappointment! This headliner wearing it on the sleeve!
Stephen Curry pulls up to the tunnel in disappointment. This max-contract guy will learn from this.
Darth Vader refuses the coach's embrace. Stephen Curry accepts it but his body is stiff. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
116-97 (W)
Tip-off! Stephen Curry gets us started! Let's go!
Stephen Curry explodes the orange into a two-handed slam! Iron discipline shining through!
This big-name player Stephen Curry holds ground driving to the hoop! Immovable object!
Darth Vader feeds the post! Nourishing the play with pure jedi instinct!
Thanos reads the defense perfectly! That dawg mentality and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Halftime. Hulk wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Intel: Hulk once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Stephen Curry, this solid build, showcases iron discipline with a gorgeous free throw!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, gets the standing ovation! A packed arena!
Hulk, this all-time great, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Lord Voldemort is the people's champion! A fictional tyrant for the people, the game for all!
Final buzzer! Thanos is the hero! This player nobody saw coming with a game for the ages!
Lord Voldemort and Stephen Curry stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
95-105 (L)
The game begins and Thanos is ready! You can see ridiculous creativity written all over his face!
Stephen Curry blows past but the shot rims out! Tendency to rush rears its ugly head!
Thanos tries to be too fancy and loses the basketball! Limited stamina in the decision-making!
Stephen Curry scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Heavy feet!
Thanos with another two-handed slam! You can't stop this man!
Halftime! Darth Vader walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Anecdote: Darth Vader lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
This raw talent Thanos hangs the head after the miss! Deflated at the top of the key!
Thanos, this combo guard, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this potential breakout star!
Hulk makes the hockey assist! The unsung play of a scientist behind the hidden truth!
Darth Vader, this tower, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Despite the loss, Lord Voldemort held their own with the game! The fictional tyrant fought!
Thanos sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Stephen Curry has his head in his hands. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
125-99 (W)
Hulk locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a scientist who means business!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, uses every inch to deliver a scoop layup!
Thanos with the help-side charge taken! This hungry young player always in position!
Stephen Curry rises up and creates! Another assist along the baseline! Quarterback!
This living legend Darth Vader recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Halftime! Hulk looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Little secret: Hulk watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Hulk, this global icon, exploits the mismatch for a floater! Too easy!
This bonafide star Lord Voldemort gets the crowd into it! A standing ovation at fever pitch!
Thanos, this combo guard, repositions on defense! Pure God-given talent collective effort!
The arc of this game bends toward Darth Vader! This living legend controlling destiny!
Darth Vader, this long boy, takes the final bow! A raised fist! Dominant display!
Darth Vader drops to his knees and kisses the court. Stephen Curry pretends to gag. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
98-106 (L)
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, is introduced and the arena explodes! This top-tier talent is in the building!
Hulk can't convert! The scientist's touch with the hidden truth deserted them!
Darth Vader gets picked! A jedi getting the game stolen in broad daylight!
Stephen Curry gambles for the steal and pays the price! Lack of consistency!
Hulk nails a thunderous slam from deep! Range like their lab notebook reaching across the workshop!
Break. Thanos's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Fun fact: Thanos got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
This total unknown Thanos throws an elbow in frustration! Lack of consistency on full display!
Lord Voldemort misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their bare hands at the game!
Darth Vader adjusts the tempo! Controlling the rhythm like a veteran jedi!
Darth Vader gets the cramp timeout! Cramping from competing the game and hooping!
This certified GOAT candidate Hulk shakes hands and moves on. In the end, defense that's basically a suggestion proved costly.
Darth Vader collapses into the first available chair. Stephen Curry stays standing, eyes glazed over. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
113-88 (W)
This certified bucket Stephen Curry means business! Fast start at half court!
Lord Voldemort scores off the glass! Bank shot precision of a fictional tyrant!
Thanos, this combo guard, with the clutch clutch steal! The crowd is on its feet!
This established star Lord Voldemort zips the pass through! Another dime from this swiss-army-knife type!
Lord Voldemort exploits the soft spot in the top of the key! Soft as the game under their bare hands!
Halftime! Stephen Curry has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Did you know Stephen Curry knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Los Angeles Nursing-Home's colors. By accident, obviously. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Thanos with the smooth pull-up jumper! This potential breakout star making it look easy!
The press box buzzes about Hulk! A scientist with their lab notebook making headlines!
Darth Vader, this towering presence, sets the perfect screen! Pure God-given talent for the team!
Darth Vader, this colossus, evolves before our eyes! A signature move!
It's over! Stephen Curry delivers the goods! This headliner walks off a winner!
Thanos performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Darth Vader imitates it. It's worse. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
94-111 (L)
Game time! Lord Voldemort and this big-name player ready to put on a show at the gym!
Thanos rushes a scoop layup from way beyond the arc! Injury-prone body creeping in!
This dude out of nowhere Thanos with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Stephen Curry gets burned on the drive! Limited stamina in lateral movement!
Darth Vader, this household name, absolutely nails a layup driving to the hoop! Take a bow!
Break. Lord Voldemort asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Fun fact: Lord Voldemort failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Darth Vader drops the head after another miss! Tendency to force bad shots sapping the confidence!
Stephen Curry dunks the Wilson into nothing! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display tonight!
Thanos, this do-it-all player, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Lord Voldemort, this bonafide star, is dragging! The allotted time minutes taking their toll!
Darth Vader vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their bare hands reinforced with the game!
Stephen Curry refuses Toronto Border-Patrol's handshake. Darth Vader offers a limp one with just his fingertips. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
91-120 (L)
Hulk blows past into position! This guy with rings on every finger not wasting any time!
A sky hook from Stephen Curry catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Hulk with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the hidden truth!
Thanos, this do-it-all player, can't keep up with the speed! Shaky emotions under pressure exposed!
This player nobody saw coming Thanos erupts for a pull-up jumper! The floodgates are open!
Halftime! Thanos checks his stats on the board and winces. Little scoop: Thanos collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Stephen Curry attacks angrily after the turnover! This franchise guy spiraling!
Lord Voldemort clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their bare hands hitting the game!
Hulk counters the press! Problem solved, scientist style!
Stephen Curry grabs the shorts! This multi-time All-Star is running on fumes!
Lord Voldemort refuses to make excuses! A fictional tyrant owns the game failures too!
Stephen Curry has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Thanos has aged ten years in forty minutes. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
107-103 (W)
Thanos, this who-is-this-guy player, draws first blood! A catch-and-shoot triple to start!
This multi-time All-Star Lord Voldemort comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
Hulk misses the open look! A scientist never misses the hidden truth... But misses the ball!
Stephen Curry penetrates to the rack for a catch-and-shoot triple! Can't contain this tweener!
Darth Vader, this undisputed superstar, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a pull-up jumper!
Break! Stephen Curry has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Juicy anecdote: Stephen Curry was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Darth Vader scores under pressure! Pressure? Please, a jedi deals with worse every day!
Darth Vader channels all their jedi intensity into a monster swat!
Darth Vader, this living legend, plays to the crowd! A roaring arena is contagious!
This guy everybody knows Stephen Curry converts the and-one in right from the tip-off! Three-point play!
Darth Vader, this colossus, salutes the faithful! A team high-five! What a night!
Hulk and Darth Vader act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
104-118 (L)
Stephen Curry looks dialed in from the start! Silky smooth technique preparation showing!
Stephen Curry, this solid build, can't finish in the paint! That one stings!
This generational talent Darth Vader loses concentration and the damn ball with it!
Lord Voldemort watches helplessly! A fictional tyrant watching the game fall off the shelf!
Thanos fades away and scores! A bucket! This solid build is a problem!
Halftime. Thanos is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. The staff told me Thanos sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This multi-time All-Star is visibly upset!
Lord Voldemort can't buy a bucket! Maybe the game would be easier to aim!
Stephen Curry sets the screen at the perfect angle! This top-tier talent cerebral play!
Lord Voldemort, this guy everybody knows, sucking wind after that sprint! The four quarters of battle!
Darth Vader walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to jedi life tomorrow!
Darth Vader pulls his cap down over his eyes. Lord Voldemort doesn't have a cap, and it shows. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-134 (L)
Darth Vader starts in the rim protector! Playing the rim protector the way a jedi plays with their bare hands!
This bonafide star Stephen Curry throws up a prayer from way beyond the arc! Not answered!
Lord Voldemort loses the ball! A fictional tyrant would never be this careless!
Stephen Curry gets crossed over! This big-name player left frozen along the baseline!
Darth Vader picks up the second technical! This global icon ejected! Limited stamina!
Rest. Hulk buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Fun fact: Hulk is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
Darth Vader sends it wide! Their bare hands wouldn't forgive that either!
Lord Voldemort labors up the court! Trudging like a fictional tyrant dragging the game!
This big-name player Stephen Curry with turnover number lengths ahead! Occasional mental lapses is piling up!
Darth Vader slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a jedi hits the workbench!
Thanos walks off in silence. This newcomer gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Lord Voldemort hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Thanos keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
97-103 (L)
Lord Voldemort comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the fictional tyrant means business!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry muscles up a buzzer beater but can't get it to fall!
Hulk throws it away! Sometimes predictable game under pressure at half court!
Lord Voldemort gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a fictional tyrant's worst day on the job!
Hulk, this absolute legend, threads the needle for a floater in transition!
That's a cut. Stephen Curry stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Did you know Stephen Curry started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Hulk, this versatile guy, throws the hands up! Exasperated back to the basket!
Darth Vader, this mountain of a man, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Injury-prone body!
This world-class player Lord Voldemort attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This dark horse Thanos calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Tendency to force bad shots taking its toll!
Darth Vader sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a jedi after their bare hands broke!
Lord Voldemort lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Thanos holds his in. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
82-122 (L)
This total unknown Thanos catches the ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Stephen Curry steps back but overcooks it! Sometimes predictable game showing up again!
Stephen Curry loses the rock in traffic! This headliner can't afford that!
Lord Voldemort gets caught flat-footed! This big-name player beaten to the spot!
Lord Voldemort throws their hands up! Like a fictional tyrant when their bare hands breaks!
Halftime! Stephen Curry checks his stats on the board and winces. Did you know Stephen Curry started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Stephen Curry with a rough fadeaway jumper at half court! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
Darth Vader is gassed! This global icon bent over at half court! Tendency to force bad shots catching up!
Hulk with the careless pass! Discoverring the hidden truth with more care, please!
Lord Voldemort explodes the towel! This established star showing shaky emotions under pressure!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, hangs the head. Tough loss despite iron discipline effort.
Darth Vader hurls his water bottle at the wall. Stephen Curry flinches but doesn't react. I learned tonight that Darth Vader used to be a jedi. That explains the unique running style. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
84-109 (L)
Darth Vader penetrates with energy from the opening whistle! This household name locked in!
This guy with rings on every finger Hulk puts up an off-balance shot but it won't fall! Off night!
Stephen Curry with the backcourt violation! This guy everybody knows under too much pressure!
Darth Vader gets blown by! Even a jedi couldn't stop that!
Darth Vader buries an off-balance shot from the right corner! This global icon is on fire tonight!
Players head to the locker room. Darth Vader has tape on three fingers. Confession: Darth Vader tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
This reliable star Lord Voldemort shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Lord Voldemort misfires from under the basket! Their bare hands calibration needed!
Darth Vader reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this jedi!
Lord Voldemort struggles in the first quarter! The fictional tyrant hitting the wall with the game!
Darth Vader walks off in defeat! Even a jedi's skills couldn't save tonight!
Darth Vader pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Stephen Curry takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
86-109 (L)
Thanos takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
This top-tier talent Lord Voldemort misses the mark! A sky hook goes begging in transition!
Sloppy handling by Darth Vader! Competing the game is done with more finesse!
This headliner Lord Voldemort gives up the offensive rebound! Ego the size of Texas when boxing out!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry with a picture-perfect devastating dunk! The crowd goes wild!
Halftime! Stephen Curry has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Little scoop: Stephen Curry tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Darth Vader fires away and fires but misses everything! Hot head tonight!
Darth Vader schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true jedi!
This raw talent Thanos can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Thanos reflects on what could have been. Tendency to rush the difference tonight.
Darth Vader looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Stephen Curry looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
My Team finishes #13 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: Darth Vader.
Season Journal
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby!
Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Darth Vader. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 202 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face.
And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy.
Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Darth Vader. Profession? Jedi. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn.
Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
My Team finishes #13 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: Darth Vader.
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