☠️
44
Days survived
43
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
24
🗺️ Km traveled
12
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
18
🍳 Meals cooked
9
🪤 Traps built
48
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
28 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ were on the wrong side. Jesus Christ spotted them from the roof of a bus. Jwala Gutta, Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Jesus Christ, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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🌍
Day 1: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Jesus Christ must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
1
🎒
Jesus Christ bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
1
⚡
Jesus Christ prepares a miracle potion with mystic herbs (it's just herbal tea)
-3
1
🎂
Jesus Christ (37 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
1
💀
Jwala Gutta dies attempting a killer smash on a zombie from a balcony. The momentum carries them over the railing. The badminton player falls. The zombie watches, genuinely confused.
1
💀
Jwala Gutta
has died
1
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Jesus Christ: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
5
⚡
Jesus Christ attempts to exorcise a zombie like in The Exorcist. Spoiler: it doesn't work
-3
8
🌍
Day 8: Jesus Christ recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
9
🎒
Jesus Christ finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
10
💀
Jesus Christ consults their ancient grimoire to find 'Zombie' in the index. Page missing
10
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
11
🌍
Day 11: Jesus Christ cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
13
🎒
Jesus Christ crosses the ravine by cable car, sheltered from ground zombies. Peaceful journey through the air!
+7
13
⚡
Jesus Christ summons a sacred circle of protection (that only stops demons, not the undead)
-3
14
💀
Jesus Christ breaks a bottle on their own head thinking it would shatter like in movies. Failed.
14
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
17
🌍
Day 17: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Jesus Christ must save what can be saved.
-25
21
🎒
Jesus Christ's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
24
💀
Jesus Christ goes down a hill with the old cart. Brakes don't exist. The ravine does.
24
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
26
🌍
Day 26: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Jesus Christ takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
-8
27
🎒
Jesus Christ hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
28
💀
Jesus Christ throws their toy mallet at a zombie who catches it and throws it back. Start of a deadly game.
28
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
32
🌍
Day 32: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Jesus Christ must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
35
🎒
Jesus Christ recites an incantation while brandishing their sacrificial dagger. No effect. The zombies don't care.
-3
37
💀
Jesus Christ throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
37
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
38
🎒
Jesus Christ breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
40
🌍
Day 40: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Jesus Christ must create a monumental distraction.
+9
41
🎒
Jesus Christ paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
43
🌍
Day 43: Jesus Christ finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
44
💀
Jesus Christ swallows the thermometer while stumbling. Mercury is definitely not a dietary supplement.
44
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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