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342
Days survived
1506
Zombies killed
1/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
817
🗺️ Km traveled
150
👑 Decisions
154
🩺 Rescues
700
🍳 Meals cooked
91
🪤 Traps built
345
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
82 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Jonathina was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Usain Bolt and Eddie Hall had barricaded the entrances. Hippocrates was already treating the first injuries. Joël Robuchon found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Elon Musk rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Jesus Christ... Jesus Christ just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Day 1: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Usain Bolt must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
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Day 1: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Jesus Christ leads the last defense.
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Day 1: Gas leak detected in the main building. Elon Musk must intervene quickly.
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Day 1: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Hippocrates chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
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1
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Usain Bolt realizes the F1 has no trunk
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1
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Usain Bolt dislocates their wrist from the Desert Eagle's recoil.
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1
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Jesus Christ empties his Glock 17 magazine with precision and takes down six zombies in a row.
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Hippocrates uses the ambulance siren and races through the city. The medical equipment on board saves lives!
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
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Joël Robuchon turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
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Jesus Christ
has died
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Eddie Hall: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
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2
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Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
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Day 17: Joël Robuchon cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
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20
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Eddie Hall advances slowly but surely in the Great War tank. Zombies can't do anything against 1917 steel.
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Day 21: Elon Musk loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
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28
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Hippocrates empties his MAC-10 in one and a half seconds. No zombie hit.
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30
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Jonathina clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
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35
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Jonathina flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
42
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Joël Robuchon uses the cheese as currency with another group of survivors. The comté is worth gold.
+5
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📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Jonathina: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
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51
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Usain Bolt (40 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
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Day 54: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Jonathina must improvise.
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Failure: Eddie Hall breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
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Day 65: Hippocrates loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
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75
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Success: Eddie Hall crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
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Hippocrates attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
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Hippocrates
has died
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
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81
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Day 81: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Usain Bolt must save what can be saved.
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81
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Jonathina is 16 years old and shows the carefree courage typical of youth.
+4
85
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Day 85: It's raining frogs. Literally. Joël Robuchon doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
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86
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Joël Robuchon forgets to recharge the aero-bike. It's now a very heavy and very cumbersome bicycle.
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
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Joël Robuchon screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Usain Bolt spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
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100
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Day 100: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Elon Musk must supervise repairs.
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102
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Elon Musk programs the tracked robot to dance the Macarena. Zombies are perplexed.
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102
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Jonathina throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
108
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Day 108: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Joël Robuchon takes time to admire it.
-3
110
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Jonathina drives at 5 km/h in bulldozer. Zombies walk faster than that. Even the limping ones.
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110
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Joël Robuchon refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
111
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Joël Robuchon was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
111
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Joël Robuchon
has died
117
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Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
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121
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Elon Musk compulsively presses the detonator like a TV remote.
+1
123
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Day 123: Usain Bolt sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
123
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Jonathina uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
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132
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Day 132: Elon Musk recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
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132
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
136
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Usain Bolt: "Staten Island never looked so good."
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139
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Jonathina realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
143
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Eddie Hall shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
159
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Eddie Hall attempts the one-handed Winchester 1887 reload and drops it.
-5
161
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Day 161: Eddie Hall catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
167
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Day 167: Usain Bolt spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
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179
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Poetic Death: Eddie Hall holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
179
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Eddie Hall
has died
181
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
181
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📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Elon Musk: "The tables have turned."
0
217
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Day 217: Usain Bolt finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
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226
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📍 SoHo boutique. Usain Bolt finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
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234
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Day 234: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Jonathina must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
246
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Day 246: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Jonathina takes command of the evacuation.
+11
248
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Day 248: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Jonathina is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
249
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Jonathina wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
249
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Jonathina
has died
255
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Day 255: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Usain Bolt must face it.
+12
258
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Day 258: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Elon Musk must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
261
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Day 261: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Usain Bolt is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
271
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📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Elon Musk: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
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272
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Day 272: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Usain Bolt must clear the way.
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282
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
282
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Usain Bolt
has died
288
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Day 288: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Elon Musk must find shelter on higher ground.
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300
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Day 300 — The hordes finally scatter. The survivors held their ground against the apocalypse. 🏆
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314
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Day 314: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Elon Musk must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
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316
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📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Elon Musk: "Still smells better than rush hour."
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322
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Day 322: Elon Musk finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
324
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Day 324: Elon Musk finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
-8
328
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Day 328: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Elon Musk must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
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332
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Day 332: Elon Musk is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
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333
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Day 332: Elon Musk uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
340
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Day 340: Elon Musk crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
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Elon Musk survived the zombie apocalypse!
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