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| # | Team | V | S | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | ora vinciamo noi | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-stagione
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. Ladies and gentlemen... Ora vinciamo noi! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Victor Wembanyama is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 224 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. The opposing locker room before the game, you know what they talk about? Not the game plan. Not the offensive scheme. No. They talk about HIM. "How do we stop him?" "Who takes the matchup?" "Does he look tired?" Spoiler: he's never tired. And even when he looks tired, it's a trap. The man fakes exhaustion in the third quarter and drops 14 in the fourth like a coiled spring being released. Opposing coaches have 50-page scouting reports on him, and every single page is absolutely useless. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Iron Man. Profession? Supereroe. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with bare hands, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the game could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
Giornata 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
100-106 (S)
Stephen Curry, this big-name player, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Joker misfires off the pick and roll! Even this elite player has off nights!
Stephen Curry loses the Spalding in traffic! This world-class player can't afford that!
This seasoned vet Victor Wembanyama can't recover! Scored on in transition! Heavy feet!
Joker muscles through for a buzzer beater! The strength of a chimico moving the il nuovo composto!
The locker room fills up. Michael Jordan has already eaten three oranges. The staff told me Michael Jordan sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Michael Jordan steps back the towel! This generational talent showing limited stamina!
Victor Wembanyama forces up a floater over the defense! Ego the size of Texas! Bad decision!
Stephen Curry, this bonafide star, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a thunderous slam!
Victor Wembanyama attacks a step slower than usual! Tendency to force bad shots in the tank!
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, takes the loss hard. Shaky emotions under pressure at the wrong moments.
Iron Man claps his hands in frustration. Joker clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Giornata 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
121-93 (V)
Michael Jordan takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Michael Jordan fires away the basketball beautifully for a sky hook! What touch!
Iron Man slides to the passing lane and steals it! Natural-born leadership!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan finds the open man! Assist and a pull-up jumper!
Iron Man launches to the right spot! Scary good handles off-ball movement!
Players head to the locker room. Iron Man has tape on three fingers. Quick anecdote about Iron Man: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
This undisputed superstar Michael Jordan does it again! A free throw with effortless precision!
The road crowd tries to rally but Michael Jordan silences them! A crowd fully behind them!
Michael Jordan sacrifices the body taking the charge! This all-time great ultimate teammate!
This seasoned vet Victor Wembanyama embraces the pressure! This is what greatness looks like!
This big-name player Stephen Curry seals the deal! Victory with iron discipline!
Iron Man grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. Stephen Curry applauds. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Giornata 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
118-73 (V)
The game begins and Stephen Curry is ready! You can see night-in night-out consistency written all over his face!
Michael Jordan goes coast to coast for a euro-step! This absolute legend is relentless!
Iron Man, this pocket rocket, drops the dime! That dawg mentality passing on display!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, with a silky buzzer-beater at half court! Smooth operator!
Joker, this tweener, covers ground to get the sky-high block! Wow!
The locker room. Victor Wembanyama sprawls out full-length on the bench. Rumor has it Victor Wembanyama does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Michael Jordan hits a tear drop! Scary good handles proving to be the difference tonight!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry and the team deliver a masterpiece! A two-handed slam! Perfection!
This legit talent Victor Wembanyama trash talks then immediately misses! Karma!
Michael Jordan points to the sky after a pull-up jumper! This basketball god in the zone!
Iron Man puts a bow on it! Clean finish, just like a supereroe wrapping up the job!
Victor Wembanyama and Joker do celebratory push-ups. Michael Jordan counts out loud. Definitely cheating. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Giornata 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
105-101 (V)
And we're underway! Victor Wembanyama touches the ball first! This dude putting the league on notice looks eager!
Michael Jordan rotates perfectly for the commanding rebound! Ridiculous creativity on full display!
Iron Man gets blocked! Rejected harder than a supereroe's worst day on the job!
A bank shot from Iron Man at the top of the key! That's a statement right there!
Michael Jordan, this colossus, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Next-level basketball IQ!
The locker room. Victor Wembanyama sprawls out full-length on the bench. Did you know? Victor Wembanyama launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
This living legend Michael Jordan answers back immediately! An alley-oop from way beyond the arc! Resilient!
Michael Jordan with the chase-down defensive rebound! What athleticism!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan hits the biggest shot of the season! On a strategic timeout!
Final buzzer! Michael Jordan is the hero! This potential GOAT with a game for the ages!
Stephen Curry and Michael Jordan stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Giornata 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
109-87 (V)
Joker steps onto the venue! From sintetizzaring the il nuovo composto to this, game time!
Stephen Curry attacks from the right corner and finishes with a fadeaway jumper! Too good!
Michael Jordan with the huge surgical steal at the top of the key! This global icon says no!
Stephen Curry whips the pass cross-court! Assist! This combo guard seeing everything!
Stephen Curry pushes the pace in transition! A gym-rat work ethic showing in every play!
That's a cut. Victor Wembanyama stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Fun fact: Victor Wembanyama got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Victor Wembanyama fires away the pill with flair and hits a buzzer beater! Sensational!
The press box buzzes about Iron Man! A supereroe with their bare hands making headlines!
This living legend Michael Jordan runs the Wilson patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
What a journey for Stephen Curry! From the bench to the spotlight! You love to see it!
This name that's buzzing Victor Wembanyama walks off to a standing ovation! Wild stands! Incredible!
Stephen Curry makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Michael Jordan makes a bigger heart. Iron Man makes a massive heart. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Giornata 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
108-99 (V)
The arena welcomes Iron Man! The supereroe with the game has arrived!
Michael Jordan scores with eyes in the back of the head. A euro-step from downtown! Too smooth!
Victor Wembanyama times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A defensive stop at the buzzer!
This established player Victor Wembanyama creates for others! Unselfish play with an unmatched feel for the game!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Players head to the locker room. Michael Jordan has tape on three fingers. Fun fact: Michael Jordan failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
A bucket by Michael Jordan at half court! Nerves of steel in every fiber!
Deafening noise! Michael Jordan drives and the building shakes!
Joker picks up the assignment! Locked in, the chimico accepts the mission!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, sets the tone with nerves of steel! Leader!
Michael Jordan tosses the damn ball in the air! A chest bump! This first-ballot legend mission accomplished!
Michael Jordan performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Stephen Curry imitates it. It's worse. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Giornata 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
96-100 (S)
Tip-off! Stephen Curry gets us started! Let's go!
Stephen Curry, this certified bucket, reads the play perfectly and delivers a sky hook!
Joker, this all-around player, gets blown by on the perimeter! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the legs!
A catch-and-shoot triple by Victor Wembanyama in transition is way off! Tough night for this seasoned vet!
Iron Man sparks the comeback! A bank shot from mid-range! This living legend leads the charge!
Back in the locker room, Joker sits down and stares at the ceiling. Did you know Joker once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, gets blocked in the clutch! A crucial offensive board denies this franchise cornerstone!
This guy with a proven track record Victor Wembanyama hangs the head after the miss! Deflated at the top of the key!
The stadium knows it! Victor Wembanyama is special! This solid pro writing legacy!
Iron Man bricks it when it matters! Their bare hands accuracy went home early!
This elite player Stephen Curry congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this elite player.
Stephen Curry looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Michael Jordan looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Giornata 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
114-93 (V)
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, sets the tone immediately! An off-the-charts basketball IQ from the jump!
Joker gets the friendly bounce! Even the Wilson respects a chimico!
This basketball god Iron Man comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
Iron Man quarterbacks the offense! Commanding the floor like a supereroe on the clock!
Iron Man, this elusive guard, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
First half is done. Joker is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Juicy intel: Joker turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Iron Man launches through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Michael Jordan in a sold-out gym on fire! This first-ballot legend has been waiting for this stage!
Iron Man does the dirty work! Hands dirty like a supereroe at the end of the day!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry is living their best moment right now under the basket!
This big-name player Stephen Curry secures the win with a gym-rat work ethic! Another one in the bag!
Stephen Curry grabs Michael Jordan and hoists him onto his shoulders. Victor Wembanyama tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Giornata 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
109-116 (S)
Stephen Curry posts up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this big-name player!
Victor Wembanyama posts up the leather into nothing! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display tonight!
Sloppy handling by Joker! Sintetizzaring the il nuovo composto is done with more finesse!
This generational talent Michael Jordan caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
This top-tier talent Joker with a beautiful buzzer-beater from the left corner! Poetry in motion!
End of the first act. Joker is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Did you know Joker once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This league veteran Victor Wembanyama can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
This top-tier talent Stephen Curry throws up a prayer back to the basket! Not answered!
Joker exploits the mismatch! Finding weakness with the il loro becher di vetro acumen!
Joker is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure chimico stubbornness!
This name that's buzzing Victor Wembanyama shakes hands and moves on. In the end, ego the size of Texas proved costly.
Victor Wembanyama whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Iron Man nods without conviction. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Giornata 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
109-104 (V)
Game time! Michael Jordan and this first-ballot legend ready to put on a show at the hardwood!
Iron Man, this miniature missile, locks down the attacker! Ridiculous creativity on the defensive end!
Stephen Curry fires an and-one at half court but can't connect! Injury-prone body showing!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry capitalizes from the left corner! A euro-step with eyes in the back of the head!
Michael Jordan, this titan, exploits the mismatch in transition! Smart play!
Break time. Victor Wembanyama bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Small detail: Victor Wembanyama whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Joker makes both free throws! Double-delivering like a chimico with the il loro becher di vetro!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, walls off the drive along the baseline! No way through!
Victor Wembanyama soaks in a hostile crowd! This respected competitor living for these moments!
Stephen Curry goes to work for the game-tying deep three! Coming out of the locker room! Unbelievable!
Victor Wembanyama, this long boy, celebrates the win! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! What a game!
Stephen Curry and Joker fake a wrestling match. Michael Jordan plays the referee and calls a timeout. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Giornata 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
105-116 (S)
Joker sets the tone early! The chimico came to play tonight!
Victor Wembanyama, this up-and-coming baller, sends the Wilson wide! The touch is off tonight!
This bonafide star Joker with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Joker, this versatile guy, lets the shooter get free off the pick and roll! Costly lapse!
Victor Wembanyama, this tree of a man, posts up and delivers a buzzer beater! Textbook!
Heading in. Michael Jordan's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Bus driver's confession: Michael Jordan raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Iron Man mutters to himself walking back! This franchise cornerstone fighting inner demons!
Victor Wembanyama can't buy a bucket! Another miss from the left corner! Frustrating!
Iron Man zones up! Defensive zone like a supereroe's the game zone!
Victor Wembanyama, this respected competitor, sucking wind after that sprint! The contest of battle!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, hangs the head. Tough loss despite iron discipline effort.
Victor Wembanyama stares at the floor while Stephen Curry mutters something inaudible under his breath. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Giornata 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
89-118 (S)
Stephen Curry, this certified bucket, draws first blood! A layup to start!
Joker, this franchise guy, with the shot-clock heave! No good at the buzzer!
Turnover by Joker! Sintetizzaring the il nuovo composto requires less coordination, clearly!
Joker beaten to the spot! Slower than a chimico on a Monday morning!
Michael Jordan, this household name, absolutely nails an alley-oop from the right corner! Take a bow!
Players head to the locker room. Joker has tape on three fingers. Little secret: Joker has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
This respected competitor Victor Wembanyama shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Joker rises up and fires but misses everything! Defense that's basically a suggestion tonight!
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Iron Man is huffing and puffing! Winded, even a supereroe would call it quits!
Iron Man walks off in silence. This all-time great gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Victor Wembanyama closes his eyes walking out. Iron Man keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Giornata 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-104 (V)
Michael Jordan, this oversized freak, takes the court! The electric crowd is electric!
Iron Man with the step-back reverse layup! Creating space like a supereroe with their bare hands!
Joker makes the stop! Stopping power of a chimico in full force!
Joker spots the mismatch! Eagle-eyed like a chimico inspecting the il nuovo composto!
Joker executes an isolation-heavy offense perfectly! Precision learned as a chimico!
Back in the locker room, Iron Man sits down and stares at the ceiling. They say Iron Man has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Iron Man takes off to the rack for a double-clutch layup! Can't contain this short king!
Immense pressure as Victor Wembanyama, this long boy, is introduced! Goosebumps!
This hooper's hooper Victor Wembanyama celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Stephen Curry, this solid build, makes a statement! This headliner is here to stay!
Joker heads to the locker room with a smile! Good day at the office for the chimico!
Victor Wembanyama slides across the court in his socks while Iron Man splashes water on everyone. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Giornata 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
89-127 (S)
Iron Man starts in the sharpshooter! Playing the sharpshooter way a supereroe plays with their bare hands!
Iron Man, this small but mighty player, wastes a golden chance with a wild off-balance shot!
Iron Man posts up the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this all-time great!
Michael Jordan, this absolute unit, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over shaky emotions under pressure!
Iron Man slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a supereroe hits the workbench!
Back in the locker room, Victor Wembanyama sits down and stares at the ceiling. Intel: Victor Wembanyama asked San Antonio Skyscrapers for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
This headliner Stephen Curry misses the mark! A hook shot goes begging along the baseline!
This player on the come-up Victor Wembanyama can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Michael Jordan, this absolute unit, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted off the pick and roll!
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Joker wipes a tear! A chimico who poured everything into the effort!
Victor Wembanyama clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Stephen Curry fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Giornata 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
100-102 (S)
Victor Wembanyama looks dialed in from the start! Silky smooth technique preparation showing!
Victor Wembanyama drives past the defense for a buzzer-beater! Size advantage from this this mammoth!
Stephen Curry reacts too late to rotate! Defense that's basically a suggestion on the help side!
Victor Wembanyama rushes a bucket from mid-range! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Iron Man posts up past the defense! A thunderous slam! The gap narrows!
The locker room fills up. Iron Man has already eaten three oranges. Juicy anecdote: Iron Man was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Stephen Curry misses in the clutch! A euro-step off the mark in the first half!
This basketball god Michael Jordan throws an elbow in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!
Iron Man's arc from the game to a scoop layup is the stuff of movies!
Victor Wembanyama, this player on the come-up, air-balls in the final quarter! The crowd is stunned!
Victor Wembanyama explodes past the media. This established player not in the mood to talk.
Michael Jordan avoids the cameras like the plague. Stephen Curry gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
ora vinciamo noi ends the season #7 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
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