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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | net and yahoo | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. Ladies and gentlemen... Net and yahoo! The real reason this building is at capacity? It's him. Superman. The man. The beast. The man is massive, and not an ounce of fat, all lean muscle and raw talent. This dude was put on Earth to play basketball, there's no other explanation. Watch him move on the court and it's like watching a predator in the savanna: every movement is calculated, every step is perfect, and when he decides to strike, it's already too late for the defender. Nature built a monster, and we're lucky enough to watch him play tonight. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Evel Knievel. A stuntman. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a stuntman, with their crash mat, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Evel Knievel has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the daring stunt with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
78-123 (L)
Evel Knievel comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the stuntman means business!
Evel Knievel gets blocked! Rejected harder than a stuntman's worst day on the job!
Thor turns it over in the low post! Butterfingers from this composer!
Thor gambles for the steal and pays the price! Occasional mental lapses!
Slender Man, this dude putting the league on notice, yells at the coaching staff! Lack of consistency causing friction!
Halftime. Evel Knievel wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Little scoop: Evel Knievel logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Thor penetrates but overcooks it! Hot head showing up again!
Evel Knievel mops their face! Sweating more than when executing the daring stunt!
This guy with a proven track record Slender Man dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Evel Knievel drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a stuntman's spirit has limits!
Thor, this diamond in the rough, takes the loss hard. Lack of consistency at the wrong moments.
Superman watches the crowd file out in silence. Thor prefers not to look. I learned backstage that Thor also does rapper on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
99-106 (L)
Evel Knievel steps onto the floor! From executing the daring stunt to this, game time!
IShowSpeed whiffs on the jumper! A rapper off their game with their hot mic!
Evel Knievel double-dribbles! Executing the daring stunt doesn't have that rule!
Thor reacts too late to rotate! Defense that's basically a suggestion on the help side!
Evel Knievel lays it in softly! Touch softer than a stuntman's hands on the job!
The locker room. Thor sprawls out full-length on the bench. Bus driver's confession: Thor raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
IShowSpeed pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The rapper in them is showing!
This living legend IShowSpeed misses the mark! An off-balance shot goes begging along the baseline!
Superman, this certified GOAT candidate, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Eyes in the back of the head!
Superman gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a superhero begging the game for mercy!
Evel Knievel packs up and heads out! Packing their crash mat, unpacking emotions!
Slender Man takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. IShowSpeed follows the same path. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
108-101 (W)
Superman, this all-around player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This household name is in the building!
Superman posts up and scores! Those superhero hands work wonders with the orange!
Superman, this versatile guy, contests everything from way beyond the arc! Nerves of steel on full display!
Evel Knievel with the skip pass! Assist leads to an open floater!
This all-time great Superman recognizes the over-help and punishes it!
Break. Slender Man's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Fun fact: Slender Man tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Slender Man, this swiss-army-knife type, glides at the buzzer for a silky off-balance shot!
The crowd waves their conductor's baton replicas! Thor has started a movement!
Slender Man celebrates the teammate's bucket! Joy of a serial killer seeing the unsuspecting prey succeed!
The story of Evel Knievel: a stuntman by morning, a baller by night. The daring stunt would be proud!
What a game for Superman! Tomorrow's the game will feel easy after this!
IShowSpeed, Evel Knievel, and Thor pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
95-103 (L)
Superman opens with a double-clutch layup! This living legend making an early statement!
Thor can't buy a bucket! Another miss in transition! Frustrating!
Superman coughs it up! A superhero's grip doesn't work on the pill!
This basketball god Superman fouls reaching in! Occasional mental lapses on defense!
IShowSpeed, this solid build, takes over driving to the hoop. A floater! That's elite!
Intermission. Superman dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Confession: Superman believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. We're back! The players look fired up.
Evel Knievel walks away muttering! Muttering about the daring stunt under their breath!
Thor can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the Spalding differently than the grand symphony!
Thor communicates the switch! Clear as a composer's instructions!
Superman is spent! Used up like the game after a superhero's long day!
Thor, this all-around player, trudges off the court. Lessons to take from this one.
IShowSpeed lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Evel Knievel decides not to comment. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
116-109 (W)
Slender Man huddles with the team! Huddling up, the serial killer strategizes!
Evel Knievel puts it through! The reliability of a stuntman with the daring stunt!
Thor, this guy nobody was talking about, clamps down on the star player! Insane court vision on the assignment!
IShowSpeed finds the cutter! Eyes everywhere, classic rapper awareness!
Thor counters the press! Problem solved, composer style!
The locker room fills up. Slender Man has already eaten three oranges. Did you know? Slender Man once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Slender Man crosses over on the low block with the same confidence they bring to stalking the unsuspecting prey.
Slender Man's fan section holds up the unsuspecting prey! The serial killer army is loud!
Slender Man lifts the bench's energy! Lifting spirits the way only a serial killer can!
Superman bridges two worlds: the game and a half-court heave, bound by passion!
Final buzzer! Thor is the hero! This potential breakout star with a game for the ages!
Superman and Slender Man slap each other's butts. IShowSpeed declines the invitation. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
78-116 (L)
Superman announces themselves! The superhero has arrived and the building knows it!
Evel Knievel forces a bad free throw! This solid pro needs to trust teammates!
IShowSpeed tries to be too fancy and loses the basketball! Ego the size of Texas in the decision-making!
IShowSpeed loses their assignment! Like losing their hot mic in the workshop!
Thor throws their hands up! Like a composer when their conductor's baton breaks!
The locker room fills up. Slender Man has already eaten three oranges. Little scoop: Slender Man logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Slender Man rushes a double-clutch layup at the buzzer! Occasional mental lapses creeping in!
Superman gets the cramp timeout! Cramping from competing the game and hooping!
Evel Knievel with the careless pass! Executing the daring stunt with more care, please!
IShowSpeed, this absolute legend, with the frustrated foul! Tendency to rush in tough moments!
This up-and-coming baller Slender Man tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
IShowSpeed refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Superman watches it and immediately regrets it. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
88-124 (L)
Thor, this versatile guy, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Evel Knievel fades away but the shot rims out! Shaky emotions under pressure rears its ugly head!
Slender Man commits the live-ball turnover! Their chilling method would be ashamed!
Evel Knievel can't contain the drive! Executing the daring stunt is more containable!
This next-level player Evel Knievel shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
End of the first act. IShowSpeed is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Anecdote: IShowSpeed once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
This certified GOAT candidate IShowSpeed short-arms a pull-up jumper under the basket! Not enough lift!
Evel Knievel, this seasoned vet, is dragging! The 4 periods of 12 minutes minutes taking their toll!
Thor botches the handoff! Even their conductor's baton exchanges go smoother!
Slender Man, this next-level player, barks at the teammate! Injury-prone body taking over!
Thor looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a composer!
Thor leaves the court at a jog. Evel Knievel stays there, planted at center court, motionless. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
96-126 (L)
This player on the come-up Evel Knievel comes out aggressive! Opens with a finger roll from the right corner!
Superman can't finish! The superhero who finishes the game can't finish the play!
Slender Man, this tweener, gets stripped in transition! Tendency to rush exposed!
IShowSpeed gets caught flat-footed! This basketball god beaten to the spot!
Thor nails an off-balance shot with the ease of a composer who orchestrates the grand symphony. Natural!
Halftime. IShowSpeed wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: IShowSpeed got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
IShowSpeed looks to the heavens! A rapper praying for their hot mic to work!
IShowSpeed misfires from downtown! Even this household name has off nights!
Thor, this smooth operator, sets a brick-wall screen! A gym-rat work ethic on full display!
Superman plays through exhaustion! The endurance of competing the game daily!
Superman leaves the den quietly! Quiet as a superhero after the game setback!
IShowSpeed isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Superman tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
89-113 (L)
Superman locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhero who means business!
Thor misses! Even a composer can't fix that shot!
This league veteran Evel Knievel commits the 5-second violation! Clock management occasional mental lapses!
This certified GOAT candidate IShowSpeed can't recover! Scored on off the pick and roll! Injury-prone body!
Evel Knievel fires away with the precision of a stuntman at work. And it's a buzzer-beater!
Halftime whistle. Thor has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Anecdote: Thor once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
IShowSpeed picks up the second technical! This franchise cornerstone ejected! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Evel Knievel shoots short! Not enough juice! Even a stuntman would cringe!
This hooper's hooper Slender Man attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
Superman is gassed! More tired than after a full day of competing the game!
Despite the loss, Slender Man held their own with the unsuspecting prey! The serial killer fought!
IShowSpeed taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Superman walks through the door without pushing it. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
85-121 (L)
This legit talent Slender Man catches the Wilson early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Thor just barely misses! Close as a composer getting the grand symphony almost right!
Thor shoots carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Evel Knievel beaten to the spot! Slower than a stuntman on a Monday morning!
Thor mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
End of the first act. Slender Man is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Rumor has it Slender Man tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Evel Knievel with the off-balance pull-up jumper! This dude putting the league on notice couldn't set the feet!
Superman bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a superhero after their bare hands overtime!
Evel Knievel trips up in the baseline! A stuntman never trips at work... Right?
Slender Man is visibly upset! Upset as a serial killer when the unsuspecting prey goes sideways!
Superman refuses to make excuses! A superhero owns the game failures too!
Slender Man closes his eyes walking out. IShowSpeed keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
83-121 (L)
Thor gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a composer on day one!
A buzzer beater from Evel Knievel goes in and out! Heartbreaking from the left corner!
Thor throws it out of bounds! Like launching their conductor's baton into the void!
Thor gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the grand symphony on a rough day!
Slender Man, this smooth operator, pounds the scorer's table! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
Break. Thor's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. True story: Thor had his parking spot stolen by New York Over-Timers's mascot. Still talks about it. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Slender Man forces a tear drop at half court! This up-and-coming baller trying too hard!
This franchise cornerstone Superman stumbles! The fatigue is real after the four quarters!
Superman throws it away! Ego the size of Texas under pressure in transition!
Thor lets fly away from the huddle! This potential breakout star in a dark place mentally!
Evel Knievel tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we executes better, like the daring stunt!'
Evel Knievel hurls his water bottle at the wall. Superman flinches but doesn't react. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
98-121 (L)
Slender Man bounces the leather pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
IShowSpeed launches a layup and... Airball! Injury-prone body at its peak!
This player nobody saw coming Thor with turnover number buckets! Ego the size of Texas is piling up!
Superman fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a superhero chasing the game!
Slender Man converts on the low block! A pull-up jumper with trademark insane court vision!
That's a wrap for now. Slender Man dives into the tunnel. Juicy intel: Slender Man turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. We're back! The players look fired up.
Slender Man takes off angrily after the turnover! This respected competitor spiraling!
Superman gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the superhero touch can't save that one!
Slender Man positions perfectly in the left wing! Placement of their chilling method on the unsuspecting prey!
Evel Knievel struggles in the second quarter! The stuntman hitting the wall with the daring stunt!
This all-time great Superman shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.
IShowSpeed taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Thor walks through the door without pushing it. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
88-122 (L)
Superman dribbles with energy from the opening whistle! This absolute legend locked in!
IShowSpeed skips it off the rim! The fiery bars has better hop than that!
Sloppy handling by Thor! Orchestrating the grand symphony is done with more finesse!
IShowSpeed loses the battle in the paint! Being a rapper doesn't help you here!
Evel Knievel rises up the towel! This player making noise showing ego the size of Texas!
Into the tunnel. Evel Knievel grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Fun fact: Evel Knievel got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
IShowSpeed, this first-ballot legend, fumbles the finish from mid-range! Back to the drawing board!
Slender Man asks for ice! Cooling down, even a serial killer's engine needs a rest!
Evel Knievel gets picked! A stuntman getting the daring stunt stolen in broad daylight!
Thor mouths off on a strategic timeout! A composer venting about the grand symphony!
Superman hangs their head! A superhero who gave everything they had!
Slender Man kicks his towel across the floor. Superman has already left for the locker room, alone. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Slender Man's name. Forgive me. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
79-123 (L)
This all-time great Superman means business! Fast start from mid-range!
This player making noise Slender Man whiffs on a sky hook! The crowd groans!
Stolen from Superman! A superhero who let it slip through their fingers!
Evel Knievel watches them score! Just watching, like watching their crash mat gather dust!
Thor storms to the bench! Heated! This composer doesn't handle losing well!
Cut! Halftime. Thor's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Did you know? Thor has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Slender Man, this smooth operator, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Hot head!
Superman is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure superhero stubbornness!
Slender Man with the errant pass! This seasoned vet needs to settle down!
IShowSpeed, this solid build, shows negative body language! Hot head creeping in!
IShowSpeed wipes a tear! A rapper who poured everything into the effort!
IShowSpeed isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Evel Knievel tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
90-134 (L)
Superman checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Evel Knievel misses the open look! A stuntman never misses the daring stunt... But misses the orange!
Evel Knievel charges right into the defender! Turnover! Hot head when controlling pace!
IShowSpeed gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the fiery bars behind their hot mic!
This basketball god IShowSpeed slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
That's a cut. Evel Knievel stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Intel: Evel Knievel refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Thor, this combo guard, bobbles the ball and the chance evaporates driving to the hoop!
Evel Knievel grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than their crash mat in the workshop!
Thor throws it away! A pass worse than a composer tossing the grand symphony!
Evel Knievel gets a technical for complaining! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Evel Knievel walks off in defeat! Even a stuntman's skills couldn't save tonight!
Evel Knievel turns back to look at the court one last time. Thor doesn't turn around. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
net and yahoo finishes #16 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Superman.
Season Journal
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. Ladies and gentlemen... Net and yahoo!
The real reason this building is at capacity? It's him. Superman. The man. The beast. The man is massive, and not an ounce of fat, all lean muscle and raw talent. This dude was put on Earth to play basketball, there's no other explanation. Watch him move on the court and it's like watching a predator in the savanna: every movement is calculated, every step is perfect, and when he decides to strike, it's already too late for the defender. Nature built a monster, and we're lucky enough to watch him play tonight.
His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket.
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Evel Knievel. A stuntman. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a stuntman, with their crash mat, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Evel Knievel has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the daring stunt with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee.
Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.
net and yahoo finishes #16 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Superman.
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