powers — basketball_team 🇬🇧
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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | powers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Denver Horse-Track | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. Ladies and gentlemen... Powers! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for LeBron James! Picture this: standing at 206 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy. Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Goku. A farmer in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles seed dibber better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Goku has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat stubborn soil and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning. This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
122-94 (W)
Saitama comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the superhero means business!
Michael Jordan takes off through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
This undisputed superstar Michael Jordan reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Saitama dunks the rock through traffic! What a pass by this surprise package!
Goku triggers the fast break! Launching the offense with farmer urgency!
The players leave the court. Michael Jordan clings to the tunnel railing. Exclusive info: Michael Jordan is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Nikola Jokić buries a catch-and-shoot triple on the low block! This established star is on fire tonight!
Michael Jordan soaks in immense pressure! This global icon living for these moments!
This certified bucket Nikola Jokić dives for the loose ball! Freakish explosiveness on every play!
Michael Jordan, this titan, evolves before our eyes! A moment of pure grace!
That's the game! Nikola Jokić finishes with a monster performance! This elite player victorious!
Saitama and LeBron James act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
131-86 (W)
LeBron James, this colossus, sets the tone immediately! Pure God-given talent from the jump!
Nikola Jokić takes off and scores! A half-court heave! This mammoth is a problem!
Nikola Jokić with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
This franchise guy Nikola Jokić capitalizes at half court! A layup with eyes in the back of the head!
Goku, this headliner, shuts down the play on the low block! Lockdown defender!
Halftime whistle. Saitama high-fives his teammates on the way out. Did you know Saitama entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Nikola Jokić, this giant, rises above and hammers an off-balance shot!
This all-time great LeBron James puts the exclamation point! A buzzer beater facing the rim!
Saitama asked the arena to play the game-themed music! Bold request!
Nikola Jokić goes to work and celebrates! A victory dance on the low block! The crowd erupts!
Michael Jordan can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
LeBron James climbs onto the scorer's table. Michael Jordan joins him. Security is unsure whether to intervene. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
112-79 (W)
LeBron James opens with a half-court heave! This global icon making an early statement!
A buzzer-beater by Nikola Jokić! The crowd erupts! Next-level basketball IQ personified!
LeBron James threads the needle! Beautiful assist in the paint! Unreal court vision!
LeBron James, this tower, muscles in for an and-one! Pure power!
Saitama anticipates the cut and deflects the pill! This newcomer reading minds!
Both teams head to the locker room. Nikola Jokić wipes his forehead with his jersey. True story: Nikola Jokić had his parking spot stolen by Orlando Magic-Beans's mascot. Still talks about it. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
This reliable star Nikola Jokić with a cold-blooded sky hook! No conscience!
Goku showboats with a bench mob celebration! Even the stubborn soil gets a rest in blowouts!
Nikola Jokić celebrates with the wrong bench! This world-class player red-faced!
Goku points to the sky after a reverse layup! This bonafide star in the zone!
This world-class player Nikola Jokić thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Goku and Saitama lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
119-84 (W)
LeBron James goes to work into position! This hall-of-fame lock not wasting any time!
Michael Jordan pulls up and drills a scoop layup! Can't teach that!
LeBron James, this first-ballot legend, manipulates the defense and drops the dime! Ridiculous creativity!
Michael Jordan, this basketball god, operates off the pick and roll with a bank shot! Clinic!
Michael Jordan with the chase-down ball recovery! What athleticism!
Well-deserved break. Goku looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Bus driver's confession: Goku raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Saitama scores a layup in a sold-out gym on fire! Their bare hands vibes radiating across the venue!
Nikola Jokić with a showtime scoop layup! This top-tier talent enjoying every second!
Michael Jordan shoots a full-court shot and almost makes it! This once-in-a-lifetime player so close!
LeBron James, this basketball god, with the too-small gesture! A slide across the hardwood! Mismatch!
Saitama, this dark horse, soaks in the moment! Victory from the right corner! A slide across the hardwood!
Nikola Jokić runs the full court high-fiving everyone. Saitama follows doing the wave alone. I learned tonight that Nikola Jokić used to be a farmer. That explains the unique running style. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
107-105 (W)
Goku sets the tone early! The farmer came to play tonight!
Saitama times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A flawless defensive rotation from way beyond the arc!
Goku misfires from under the basket! This multi-time All-Star searching for answers!
Goku dunks and converts! A deep three from mid-range! Money!
This top-tier talent Nikola Jokić recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
That's a cut. Saitama stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Did you know Saitama once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, rises to the occasion! A step-back three on the low block! Huge!
Goku, this solid build, locks down the attacker! A killer instinct on the defensive end!
The jumbotron shows Saitama's superhero highlight reel! What a career!
This big-name player Nikola Jokić hits the biggest shot of the season! At the jump ball!
Michael Jordan attacks in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Saitama and Nikola Jokić stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. Tonight I learned Saitama used to be a farmer before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
128-82 (W)
LeBron James attacks onto the floor! The crowd roars for this guy with rings on every finger!
Saitama dishes under the basket with the same confidence they bring to competing the game.
LeBron James, this colossus, runs the offense with ridiculous creativity! Beautiful passing!
Saitama scores the go-ahead! A superhero who always finishes the job on time!
Saitama steals the ball! Quick hands from competing the game all day!
Heading in. Saitama's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Little scoop: Saitama tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Goku drains a hook shot at the top of the key! Textbook scary good handles!
Michael Jordan, this global icon, waves to the crowd early! The outcome settled!
Goku offered the ref some the stubborn soil advice! That's not how this works!
Goku silences the away crowd! Ice-cold a chest bump! Love it!
Nikola Jokić, this colossus, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Michael Jordan and Goku lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. I learned that Michael Jordan's father was a farmer. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
125-79 (W)
Game time! Nikola Jokić and this certified bucket ready to put on a show at the arena!
LeBron James with the crafty fadeaway jumper! Insane court vision on display!
LeBron James launches into the lane and kicks out! A gym-rat work ethic and great decision-making!
Michael Jordan, this potential GOAT, absolutely nails an and-one at half court! Take a bow!
Nikola Jokić reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
Halftime! LeBron James checks his stats on the board and winces. Did you know LeBron James keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Nikola Jokić, this established star, drops a scoop layup at the top of the key! Pure artistry!
LeBron James explodes without breaking a sweat! This living legend cruise control!
Nikola Jokić, this big-name player, catches the Spalding in the face! Hands of stone today!
Goku mimes cultivating after scoring! The crowd loves it!
This big-name player Nikola Jokić is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Saitama and Nikola Jokić freestyle a victory rap. LeBron James does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
107-92 (W)
LeBron James, this generational talent, draws first blood! A two-handed slam to start!
Saitama handles the rock like their bare hands. A floater from the left corner! The precision of a superhero!
Saitama forces the bad shot! Their bare hands intimidation factor!
Saitama with the bounce pass! The pill bouncing with precision worthy of their bare hands!
Nikola Jokić, this 7-footer, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Intermission. Goku dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Fun fact: Goku failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
A double-clutch layup from Nikola Jokić! Another dagger! This elite player closing the door!
This global icon LeBron James silences the hostile crowd! An electric crowd shifts!
Saitama sacrifices the body taking the charge! This dark horse ultimate teammate!
This elite player Nikola Jokić is living their best moment right now in the paint!
Final buzzer! LeBron James is the hero! This first-ballot legend with a game for the ages!
LeBron James makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Saitama makes a bigger heart. Michael Jordan makes a massive heart. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
119-88 (W)
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan opens the scoring! A floater! Early advantage!
Goku crosses over the basketball with night-in night-out consistency. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Saitama with the textbook defense! Written by a superhero with their bare hands!
Saitama, this potential breakout star, draws the double and finds the open shooter! Unreal swagger!
Goku finds the angle! The angle farmer uses for the stubborn soil!
Off to the locker room. LeBron James has already drained two water bottles. Rumor has it LeBron James tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Saitama scores at will! A layup from the left corner! This unknown gem domination!
Standing room only! A hostile crowd as Goku takes over from downtown!
LeBron James dunks the damn ball with patience! This global icon trusting the system!
The farmer identity fuels Goku. The seed dibber taught them everything about pressure!
This household name LeBron James led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Saitama pretends to plant a flag at center court. LeBron James stands at attention. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
118-89 (W)
Goku locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a farmer who means business!
This certified bucket Nikola Jokić with a beautiful sky hook at the buzzer! Poetry in motion!
This franchise guy Goku anchors the defense under the basket! Nothing gets through!
LeBron James with the incredible court vision! This certified GOAT candidate sees passes nobody else does!
Michael Jordan spins the ball out of the trap! Pure God-given talent under pressure!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Saitama to massage his thighs. Exclusive info: Saitama is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
A hook shot from Michael Jordan! This generational talent just keeps delivering!
The arena erupts as Goku enters! The farmer gets a hero's welcome!
Michael Jordan finds the open teammate! This franchise cornerstone making everyone better!
Nikola Jokić, this certified bucket, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! A hostile crowd!
LeBron James, this hall-of-fame lock, high-fives the bench! A bench mob celebration! Team effort!
LeBron James makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. Nikola Jokić makes the 'call us' gesture. I got a text from LeBron James after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
110-111 (L)
This elite player Nikola Jokić comes out aggressive! Opens with a step-back three facing the rim!
This guy everybody knows Nikola Jokić with a vintage thunderous slam! The old magic is still there!
Nikola Jokić turns the head and loses the man! This max-contract guy napping defensively!
Goku with a wild attempt! This guy everybody knows not finding the range tonight!
Michael Jordan, this giant, drills the momentum shot! The building believes!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Goku asks for an ice pack. I've been told Goku once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Goku dribbles into trouble! Lost out there like a farmer on the wrong floor!
Michael Jordan, this guy with rings on every finger, refuses to high-five! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the chemistry!
The transformation of Nikola Jokić is complete! This All-Star caliber talent has arrived!
Saitama sends the free throw long! Overcooked it, the superhero touch is off tonight!
Michael Jordan reflects on what could have been. Lack of consistency the difference tonight.
Saitama clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Michael Jordan fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
120-99 (W)
Saitama huddles with the team! Huddling up, the superhero strategizes!
Goku treats the Spalding like the stubborn soil and sinks it. Easy as pie for a farmer!
Saitama deflects the pass and starts the break! This player nobody saw coming defense to offense!
Goku whips it cross-court! Covering distance with the seed dibber range!
Goku pins the defender! Pinning them down with farmer authority!
Well-deserved break. LeBron James looks like someone who just ran a marathon. I've been told LeBron James always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Saitama tallies another one! This superhero keeps racking them up!
This elite player Nikola Jokić gets the crowd into it! A crowd fully behind them at fever pitch!
Saitama sacrifices for the team! Selfless play from this superhero!
LeBron James is inevitable tonight! This undisputed superstar can't be stopped!
Michael Jordan, this once-in-a-lifetime player, points to the crowd! A victory dance! This was for the fans!
Goku makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. Nikola Jokić makes the 'call us' gesture. I learned that Goku's father was a farmer. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
105-103 (W)
LeBron James takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan holds ground from way beyond the arc! Immovable object!
LeBron James, this all-time great, pulls the trigger off the pick and roll but no luck!
LeBron James with the highlight-reel finger roll! This once-in-a-lifetime player owning the moment!
Saitama, this swiss-army-knife type, exploits the mismatch on the low block! Smart play!
Break. Saitama collapses next to the vending machine. Fun fact: Saitama blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Nikola Jokić, this bonafide star, keeps composure and delivers a buzzer beater! A killer instinct!
Saitama forces the step-out-of-bounds! This hidden prospect hawking the ball!
Post-game fireworks for Saitama! Brighter than their bare hands on a perfect day!
This max-contract guy Nikola Jokić with nerves of steel! An and-one when it matters most!
Michael Jordan, this walking skyscraper, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
LeBron James runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
109-84 (W)
This global icon LeBron James in the starting lineup! Let's see what this global icon brings!
LeBron James, this colossus, uses strength and skill for a free throw! Complete player!
Nikola Jokić a commanding rebound with authority! This tree of a man protecting the paint!
Nikola Jokić, this max-contract guy, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Goku schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true farmer!
First half is done. Nikola Jokić is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Confession: Nikola Jokić calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Saitama strings together a pull-up jumper from mid-range. Natural-born leadership on full display!
An incredible energy as Goku checks in for the first quarter! The farmer returns!
Saitama fights through the screen for the team! That superhero toughness right there!
Michael Jordan is the protagonist tonight! This living legend authoring a masterpiece!
Michael Jordan, this walking skyscraper, salutes the faithful! A raised fist! What a night!
Saitama charges toward the crowd. LeBron James catches him just before he dives into the stands. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
115-93 (W)
Saitama wins the opening tip! Tipping off with superhero energy!
LeBron James goes coast to coast for a tear drop! This undisputed superstar is relentless!
Saitama recovers and blocks! That's the hustle of someone who works for a living!
Saitama, this all-around player, hits the cutter perfectly! Natural-born leadership right on time!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
Halftime. Michael Jordan's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Little secret: Michael Jordan listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, with a silky floater at half court! Smooth operator!
LeBron James, this mammoth, basks in a standing ovation! This is home!
Saitama sprints back on defense! This guy nobody was talking about leading by example!
This is the Nikola Jokić game! This bonafide star taking over in the first quarter!
This certified bucket Nikola Jokić walks off to a standing ovation! A cathedral silence! Incredible!
Nikola Jokić and LeBron James do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. Behind the scenes, I learned LeBron James was also a farmer in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
powers finishes the season at #1! Champions! 14W-1L. Season MVP: LeBron James!
Season Journal
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. Ladies and gentlemen... Powers!
Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for LeBron James! Picture this: standing at 206 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight.
And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy.
Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Goku. A farmer in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles seed dibber better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Goku has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat stubborn soil and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning.
This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
powers finishes the season at #1! Champions! 14W-1L. Season MVP: LeBron James!
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