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7 members · by Noah Dettmers · TeamBranch

☠️
53
Days survived
119
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
81
🗺️ Km traveled
16
👑 Decisions
10
🩺 Rescues
74
🍳 Meals cooked
7
🪤 Traps built
48
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
📖
Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Adolf Hitler and Flash were on the wrong side. Dean Winchester spotted them from the roof of a bus. Superman, Will Smith, and Sam Winchester were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Osama bin Laden, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
📌
📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Flash: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
Will Smith miraculously finds resources in the survival budget
+4
2
🎂
Adolf Hitler is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
3
🎂
Dean Winchester (47 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
4
🌍
Day 4: Superman is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
5
💀
Flash ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
5
💀
Flash
has died
9
Osama bin Laden tries to negotiate with zombies
+4
10
🌍
Day 10: Gas leak detected in the main building. Sam Winchester must intervene quickly.
+5
12
💀
Osama bin Laden makes noise to attract ALL the zombies
12
💀
Osama bin Laden
has died
16
Dean Winchester improvises traps with old vampire hunting kits
+3
17
🌍
Day 17: The camp toilets are out of order. Sam Winchester must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
20
💀
Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
20
💀
Superman
has died
21
🌍
Day 21: Will Smith must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
22
Dean Winchester checks every zombie for fangs 'just in case they're hybrids'
+3
28
💀
Will Smith recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
28
💀
Will Smith
has died
30
Adolf Hitler makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
+2
31
🌍
Day 31: Sam Winchester slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
36
💀
Sam Winchester teaches Van Helsing-style close combat to survivors
36
💀
Sam Winchester
has died
37
🌍
Day 37: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Adolf Hitler must reason with them.
+4
41
Adolf Hitler holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
45
💀
Adolf Hitler takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
45
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Dean Winchester: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Dean Winchester must clear the way.
+8
49
Dean Winchester decapitates zombies by reflex. Good news: it works too!
+3
50
🌍
Day 50: Dean Winchester opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
53
💀
Dean Winchester drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Dean Winchester doesn't.
53
💀
Dean Winchester
has died

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