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☠️
102
Days survived
201
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
111
🗺️ Km traveled
25
👑 Decisions
22
🩺 Rescues
120
🍳 Meals cooked
15
🪤 Traps built
78
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. LeBron James and Christian Braun were on the wrong side. Nikola Jokić spotted them from the roof of a bus. Hippocrates, Gordon Ramsay, and Iron Man were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Yakubu Gowon, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🎒
Iron Man discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
1
🎒
Nikola Jokić shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
1
Christian Braun organizes Sunday basketball games. The ball is an inflated zombie... no wait, an actual ball. Found in a gym.
-1
1
📌
📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. LeBron James: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
3
🌍
Day 3: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Christian Braun finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
-20
3
🌍
Day 3: Yakubu Gowon trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
4
💀
Christian Braun attempts a ritual with their sacrificial dagger and accidentally summons even more zombies.
4
💀
Christian Braun
has died
5
🎒
Iron Man forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
8
🌍
Day 8: The camp's water is contaminated. Iron Man must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
10
🌍
Day 10: Yakubu Gowon finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
15
🎒
Yakubu Gowon tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
19
LeBron James used their height and agility to hoist survivors onto a roof during an attack — helicopter parent vibes.
-2
23
💀
LeBron James slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
23
💀
LeBron James
has died
30
🎒
Yakubu Gowon throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
33
🌍
Day 33: Iron Man tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
33
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
40
🎒
Hippocrates fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
41
🌍
Day 41: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Nikola Jokić must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
-22
42
💀
Yakubu Gowon dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
42
💀
Yakubu Gowon
has died
43
🎒
Gordon Ramsay bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
45
🎒
Nikola Jokić gets a flat tire on a zombie bone. Hard to find a repair shop in the middle of an apocalypse.
-4
46
📌
📍 Garbage mountain in the Bronx. Gordon Ramsay: "Smells like home."
0
47
🌍
Day 47: Hippocrates negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
50
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
54
🌍
Day 54: Gordon Ramsay encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
57
💀
Nikola Jokić throws a beer bottle at a zombie and misses. The bottle bounces off a wall and hits them in the head.
57
💀
Nikola Jokić
has died
60
🎒
Gordon Ramsay's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
61
🎒
Hippocrates cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
62
🌍
Day 62: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Iron Man hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
63
Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
64
🌍
Day 64: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Hippocrates is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
-15
65
💀
Iron Man unpins their flash grenade in their pocket. Light streams out through all the holes in their pants.
65
💀
Iron Man
has died
71
🎒
Gordon Ramsay takes the left fork in the mine cart. It's a dead end. The zombie takes the right one.
-5
72
Hippocrates treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
75
🎒
Hippocrates offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
80
🌍
Day 80: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Hippocrates must improvise.
-22
84
🌍
Day 84: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Hippocrates organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
-6
86
💀
Gordon Ramsay is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
86
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
87
🌍
Day 87: Hippocrates loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
88
🌍
Day 88: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Hippocrates must navigate blind.
-18
91
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Hippocrates: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
92
Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
102
💀
Hippocrates attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
102
💀
Hippocrates
has died

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