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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Hulk. The man is massive, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. The chef's surprise of the evening is Albus Dumbledore. A researcher by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the unknown variable with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. Budget-wise, we're in the "checked the couch cushions to fund the last contract" category. Seriously, there are high school programs with better catering. The owner watches every dollar like it's his last, and the GM negotiates trades with the anxiety of a guy haggling at a flea market. But paradoxically, that might be their strength: when you've got nothing to lose, you play free. And sometimes, freedom works miracles on the hardwood.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
77-122 (L)
And we're underway! Kaido touches the damn ball first! This player nobody saw coming looks eager!
Hulk rushes a finger roll at the top of the key! Ego the size of Texas creeping in!
Hulk coughs up the basketball! Sometimes predictable game strikes again from way beyond the arc!
Kaido, this do-it-all player, can't keep up with the speed! Heavy feet exposed!
Jesus Christ stares in disbelief! The look of a messiah who just lost everything!
Back in the locker room, Kaido sits down and stares at the ceiling. Intel: Kaido refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
A buzzer-beater attempt by Kaido falls short! Sometimes predictable game in the legs!
Thanos is cramping up! This guy nobody was talking about trying to shake it off! Lack of consistency!
Sloppy handling by Kaido! Competing the game is done with more finesse!
This global icon Albus Dumbledore throws an elbow in frustration! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Kaido, this smooth operator, trudges off the hardwood. Lessons to take from this one.
Hulk's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Kaido breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
87-109 (L)
Hulk lands the first off-balance shot! First blood! The scientist strikes first!
That one wasn't even close, Kaido! Stick to competing the game!
Jesus Christ loses the leather! A messiah would never be this careless!
Jesus Christ gets posted up and scored on! This certified GOAT candidate overpowered!
This diamond in the rough Kaido with a beautiful sky hook from mid-range! Poetry in motion!
Well-deserved break. Kaido looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Did you know Kaido once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Kaido can't mask the disappointment! This potential breakout star wearing it on the sleeve!
A buzzer beater from Hulk goes in and out! Heartbreaking in the paint!
Thanos reads the defense perfectly! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Thanos bends over during the dead ball! This guy nobody was talking about gathering what's left!
Hulk sits alone on the bench. This potential GOAT processing the defeat.
Hulk pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Thanos takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
90-134 (L)
This all-time great Hulk comes out aggressive! Opens with a pull-up jumper from mid-range!
Hulk can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the orange differently than the hidden truth!
Stolen from Kaido! A communications manager who let it slip through their fingers!
Thanos lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this newcomer fooled!
Albus Dumbledore, this versatile guy, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Halftime whistle. Hulk high-fives his teammates on the way out. Did you know? Hulk launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Albus Dumbledore clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their lab notebook hitting the unknown variable!
Albus Dumbledore slows down visibly! Slower than their lab notebook on low power!
Albus Dumbledore, this tweener, gets the ball poked away! Shaky emotions under pressure when protecting the damn ball!
Albus Dumbledore drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a researcher's spirit has limits!
Jesus Christ gave it everything! Everything a messiah has, left on the court!
Jesus Christ isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Thanos tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
86-110 (L)
Opening possession for Kaido! First touch, like first touch of their bare hands!
Kaido can't convert the open shot! Competing the game is way easier!
Albus Dumbledore fires away into a dead end facing the rim! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas!
Hulk gambles for the steal and pays the price! Tendency to force bad shots!
Kaido with an off-the-charts basketball IQ finds the angle for a bank shot!
First half is done. Albus Dumbledore is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Juicy anecdote: Albus Dumbledore was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Thanos slams the basketball in frustration! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
Kaido goes 0 for the quarter! A communications manager having a rough shift with their bare hands!
Thanos goes to work into the right spacing! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and elite court awareness!
Kaido jogs instead of sprints! Conserving energy for competing the game tomorrow!
Hulk fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the scientist gave everything!
Jesus Christ stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Kaido comes back to get him. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
78-119 (L)
Kaido goes to work onto the floor! The crowd roars for this newcomer!
Kaido misses the layup! Even the game would have gone in easier!
This undisputed superstar Hulk with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Albus Dumbledore, this combo guard, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over injury-prone body!
Albus Dumbledore, this smooth operator, shows negative body language! Sometimes predictable game creeping in!
Halftime whistle! Albus Dumbledore slides down against the hallway wall. Fun fact: Albus Dumbledore is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Hulk fires a brick from under the basket! Way off, even for a scientist!
This hungry young player Thanos is a warrior but the body says no! This ball game of war!
Jesus Christ, this solid build, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from downtown!
Hulk argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to discoverring the hidden truth!
Jesus Christ walks off in silence. This global icon gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Jesus Christ pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Thanos takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
80-112 (L)
Albus Dumbledore sets the tone early! The researcher came to play tonight!
This newcomer Kaido short-arms a hook shot from the left corner! Not enough lift!
This household name Hulk commits the 5-second violation! Clock management injury-prone body!
Albus Dumbledore watches them score! Just watching, like watching their lab notebook gather dust!
Albus Dumbledore, this do-it-all player, waves off the play call! Injury-prone body hurting the team!
Halftime whistle. Jesus Christ high-fives his teammates on the way out. Exclusive: Jesus Christ was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Thanos launches a deep three and... Airball! Limited stamina at its peak!
Jesus Christ blows past sluggishly! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up with this hall-of-fame lock!
Albus Dumbledore with the errant pass! This generational talent needs to settle down!
Jesus Christ vents at their teammates! The messiah who vents about the game!
Albus Dumbledore packs up and heads out! Packing their lab notebook, unpacking emotions!
Albus Dumbledore's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Thanos hides his eyes under a towel. Evening confession: I'm wearing Albus Dumbledore's jersey under my shirt. For morale. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
87-105 (L)
This who-is-this-guy player Thanos opens the scoring! An off-balance shot! Early advantage!
This unknown gem Thanos muscles up a sky hook but can't get it to fall!
Thanos throws it away! Hot head under pressure at the buzzer!
Jesus Christ gives up the easy bucket! Easier than competing the game!
Hulk pulls up and drills a two-handed slam! Can't teach that!
Break! Albus Dumbledore grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Albus Dumbledore knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Toronto Border-Patrol's colors. By accident, obviously. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Jesus Christ mouths off in the dying seconds! A messiah venting about the game!
Albus Dumbledore, this smooth operator, wastes a golden chance with a wild layup!
Hulk pins the defender! Pinning them down with scientist authority!
Jesus Christ, this global icon, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
Albus Dumbledore wipes a tear! A researcher who poured everything into the effort!
Jesus Christ sits on the floor in the hallway. Thanos sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
88-132 (L)
Thanos dunks with energy from the opening whistle! This hidden prospect locked in!
Albus Dumbledore can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this living legend!
Kaido dribbles it off their foot! Their bare hands would never betray a communications manager like that!
Kaido loses the battle in the paint! Being a communications manager doesn't help you here!
Kaido kicks the air! The frustration of a communications manager who knows they can do better!
Back to the locker room. Hulk's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Juicy anecdote: Hulk was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Thanos forces a deep three off the pick and roll! This guy nobody was talking about trying too hard!
Jesus Christ bends over, hands on knees! Exhausted like a messiah after their bare hands overtime!
Thanos dishes the Wilson right to the defense! Costly mistake by this total unknown!
Jesus Christ can't hide the frustration! Their bare hands frustration meets the leather frustration!
Hulk tips the cap to the winners! The scientist's grace with the hidden truth!
Jesus Christ walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Thanos speeds up. Wants it to be over. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
85-109 (L)
This diamond in the rough Kaido gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Kaido shanks it from the left wing! Competing the game uses different muscles!
Thanos lets fly into a trap! Defense that's basically a suggestion when reading the defense!
Thanos loses the screen battle! Heavy feet around the picks!
Thanos scores at will! A free throw back to the basket! This who-is-this-guy player domination!
Break! Kaido takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. They say Kaido has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Jesus Christ storms to the bench! Heated! This messiah doesn't handle losing well!
Kaido short on the attempt! Needs the reach of their bare hands!
Kaido, this versatile guy, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
Thanos, this guy nobody was talking about, is dragging! The 4 periods of 12 minutes minutes taking their toll!
Jesus Christ leaves the venue quietly! Quiet as a messiah after the game setback!
Kaido pulls his cap down over his eyes. Hulk doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Behind the scenes, I learned Hulk was also a messiah in a past life. You can feel it in the game. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
97-109 (L)
Tip-off! Kaido gets us started! Let's go!
Thanos misfires at half court! Even this diamond in the rough has off nights!
Jesus Christ trips up in the restricted area! A messiah never trips at work... Right?
This global icon Jesus Christ picks up the cheap foul! Occasional mental lapses showing!
Albus Dumbledore, this tweener, dominates back to the basket and puts up a scoop layup! Unstoppable!
Halftime! Jesus Christ looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Exclusive: Jesus Christ was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Kaido fades away and kicks the stanchion! This guy nobody was talking about losing composure!
Hulk with a rough two-handed slam from downtown! Defense that's basically a suggestion at the worst time!
This guy nobody was talking about Thanos adjusts the angle mid-drive! Freakish explosiveness body control!
Thanos is running on pure willpower! This newcomer refusing to quit!
Hulk sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a scientist after their lab notebook broke!
Jesus Christ kicks his towel across the floor. Thanos has already left for the locker room, alone. Tonight I had a revelation: Thanos runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
85-129 (L)
Jesus Christ, this solid build, sets the tone immediately! Ridiculous creativity from the jump!
Jesus Christ forces a bad catch-and-shoot triple! This guy with rings on every finger needs to trust teammates!
Hulk, this smooth operator, gets stripped in the paint! Limited stamina exposed!
Albus Dumbledore left in the dust! Even a researcher moves faster than that!
Jesus Christ gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
The players leave the court. Hulk clings to the tunnel railing. Rumor has it Hulk does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
This total unknown Thanos misses the mark! A finger roll goes begging driving to the hoop!
Thanos takes off but the legs won't cooperate! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
This hidden prospect Thanos dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Jesus Christ, this all-time great, barks at the teammate! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
Thanos, this newcomer, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Thanos's gaze is cold, distant. Hulk's gaze is hot, angry. Did you know that Hulk practices messiah on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
78-123 (L)
Thanos, this smooth operator, announced to huge cheers! A crowd fully behind them!
Air ball from Kaido! Being a communications manager doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Albus Dumbledore gets picked! A researcher getting the unknown variable stolen in broad daylight!
Hulk bites on the pump fake! This household name sent flying driving to the hoop!
Kaido shakes their head! A communications manager who can't believe that just happened!
Halftime. Albus Dumbledore is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Confession: Albus Dumbledore believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Hulk dunks but the shot rims out! Tendency to force bad shots rears its ugly head!
Kaido attacks a step slower than usual! Sometimes predictable game in the tank!
Jesus Christ throws it into the stands! What was that from this certified GOAT candidate!
Hulk mouths off and picks up a T! Defense that's basically a suggestion taking over!
This who-is-this-guy player Kaido shakes hands and moves on. In the end, heavy feet proved costly.
Jesus Christ leaves the court at a jog. Kaido stays there, planted at center court, motionless. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
78-112 (L)
Jesus Christ steps onto the floor! From competing the game to this, game time!
Albus Dumbledore, this first-ballot legend, comes up empty! A buzzer beater off target on the low block!
Kaido dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the communications manager's finest moment!
This hall-of-fame lock Hulk caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Albus Dumbledore throws their hands up! Like a researcher when their lab notebook breaks!
Halftime! Hulk has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Intel: Hulk asked Boston Ring-Chasers for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Hulk rattles it out! Shaking the palace of hoops with their lab notebook intensity!
Hulk grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than their lab notebook in the workshop!
Kaido coughs it up! A communications manager's grip doesn't work on the basketball!
Jesus Christ pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The messiah in them is showing!
Thanos had the chances but couldn't convert. This hungry young player left wanting.
Albus Dumbledore takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Jesus Christ follows the same path. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
85-129 (L)
Hulk announces themselves! The scientist has arrived and the building knows it!
Thanos, this solid build, loses the handle and the opportunity! Ego the size of Texas!
Kaido loses possession! The game never leaves a communications manager's hands like that!
Kaido gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the game on a rough day!
This newcomer Thanos fouls hard out of frustration! Limited stamina showing!
Halftime. The doctor examines Thanos's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Quick anecdote about Thanos: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Thanos, this total unknown, with a contested layup that misses at half court!
Albus Dumbledore is gassed! More tired than after a full day of investigating the unknown variable!
Hulk with the backcourt violation! This generational talent under too much pressure!
This all-time great Albus Dumbledore hangs the head after the miss! Deflated facing the rim!
Albus Dumbledore vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their lab notebook reinforced with the unknown variable!
Hulk's eyes are red, jaw tight. Albus Dumbledore apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Behind the scenes, I learned Albus Dumbledore was also a messiah in a past life. You can feel it in the game. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
80-125 (L)
Hulk starts in the floor general! Playing the floor general the way a scientist plays with their lab notebook!
Albus Dumbledore gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the researcher touch can't save that one!
Albus Dumbledore gets the ball stripped! The unknown variable would have stayed in a researcher's grip!
Hulk gives up the back door! Lack of consistency when overplaying!
This guy with rings on every finger Jesus Christ slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Break! Jesus Christ heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Anecdote: Jesus Christ fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Hulk whiffs on the jumper! A scientist off their game with their lab notebook!
Jesus Christ is gassed! This household name bent over at half court! Tendency to rush catching up!
Kaido with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the game!
Thanos glares at the scoreboard! This dude out of nowhere not happy with the situation!
Albus Dumbledore walks off in defeat! Even a researcher's skills couldn't save tonight!
Hulk has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Jesus Christ has aged ten years in forty minutes. Tonight I had a revelation: Jesus Christ runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Hulk.
Season Journal
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby!
There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's Hulk. The man is massive, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face.
I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it.
The chef's surprise of the evening is Albus Dumbledore. A researcher by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the unknown variable with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him.
Budget-wise, we're in the "checked the couch cushions to fund the last contract" category. Seriously, there are high school programs with better catering. The owner watches every dollar like it's his last, and the GM negotiates trades with the anxiety of a guy haggling at a flea market. But paradoxically, that might be their strength: when you've got nothing to lose, you play free. And sometimes, freedom works miracles on the hardwood.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Hulk.
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