☠️
89
Days survived
176
Zombies killed
0/6
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
133
🗺️ Km traveled
25
👑 Decisions
9
🩺 Rescues
134
🍳 Meals cooked
14
🪤 Traps built
83
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
37 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Alexander the Great, Hawkeye, Juggernaut, Guy Fieri, Tony Stark, Gaara, and Alexander the Great found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Alexander the Great screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Juggernaut pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Guy Fieri ran to the pharmacy aisle. Tony Stark emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Gaara cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Hawkeye found the stairs to the roof. Alexander the Great was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Hawkeye accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
1
📌
📍 Central Park is overrun. Tony Stark spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
2
🌍
Day 2: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Hawkeye must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
2
⚡
Gaara tries to explain their job to zombies to bore them to death
+4
3
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Day 3: Gaara falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
3
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Tony Stark takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
4
💀
Juggernaut is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
4
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Juggernaut
has died
7
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Day 7: Alexander the Great finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
7
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Day 7: Gaara discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
9
🎒
Gaara cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
19
🎒
Gaara loses a wheel from the old cart in a rut. The oxen refuse to continue. Bovine strike.
-4
19
⚡
Tony Stark mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
20
💀
Gaara improvises and pretends to be a doctor/soldier/engineer as needed
20
💀
Gaara
has died
22
🌍
Day 22: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Alexander the Great must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
25
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Guy Fieri drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
30
🌍
Day 30: Tony Stark recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
30
⚡
Hawkeye teaches silent archery to survivors
+2
35
🎒
Guy Fieri presses the fire extinguisher but it's empty and only spits out a pathetic trickle.
-3
38
💀
Guy Fieri was serving the last table when uninvited dinner guests crashed through the kitchen. Restaurant closed. Permanently.
38
💀
Guy Fieri
has died
45
⚡
Tony Stark cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
46
📌
📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Alexander the Great: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
48
🎒
Hawkeye hits a zombie right between the eyes with a stone from their slingshot.
+4
49
🎒
Alexander the Great breaks the ballista string by pulling it too hard. The weapon is unusable. Back to the stone age.
-5
50
🌍
Day 50: Hawkeye forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
54
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Day 54: Hawkeye uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
59
💀
Hawkeye sees the cable car cable snap strand by strand. The last strand gives way. Free fall.
59
💀
Hawkeye
has died
63
🌍
Day 63: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Alexander the Great must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
64
🌍
Day 64: Alexander the Great recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
65
🎒
Alexander the Great stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
70
⚡
Alexander the Great gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
75
🎒
Tony Stark throws his boomerang which knocks out two zombies before returning obediently to his hand.
+7
76
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Tony Stark dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
76
💀
Tony Stark
has died
83
⚡
Alexander the Great orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
85
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Day 85: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Alexander the Great organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
87
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Day 87: Alexander the Great eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
88
⚡
Alexander the Great assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
89
💀
Alexander the Great takes the ballista's recoil straight to the chest. Newtonian physics never lies.
89
💀
Alexander the Great
has died
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