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Tabella
| # | Team | Gy | V | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | My Team | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Houston Blast-Off | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Felkészülési időszak
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Saitama on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. Okay, this is either pure genius or a complete mental breakdown, I honestly can't tell yet. The wild card, the stroke of brilliance or insanity depending on how many beers you've had, is that the coach decided to pull a move never before seen in league history: he signed Hulk, his brother-in-law and a fizikus by trade, on a ten-day contract. The guy showed up to the bench wearing a bucket hat, carrying táblájauk and a cooler, surrounded by 7-foot giants who weigh three times as much. Apparently the coach's theory is that if Hulk can place a basketball with the same precision he uses for az elegáns bizonyítás to "bullseye" the opposing center's head, we've got the play of the century. So far, the guy's biggest achievement is attempting a three-pointer with an underhand toss and asking the ref where the jack ball was. It's absolute madness, the fans are split between hysterical laughter and total despair, but one thing's for sure: no one's ever seen a timeout with such a strong smell of beef jerky and cheap beer on the bench. The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.
Játéknap 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
98-126 (V)
Saitama locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a szuperhős who means business!
This diamond in the rough Saitama misfires again! Hot head could cost the team!
Saitama charges right into the defender! Turnover! Limited stamina when controlling pace!
Jesus Christ gets blown by! Even a messiás couldn't stop that!
Jesus Christ converts with authority! Same energy they bring to competing the game!
Halftime. Kanye West's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. They say Kanye West has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Genghis Khan, this all-around player, waves off the play call! Hot head hurting the team!
Genghis Khan shanks it from the right wing! összegyűjteniing the háborús front uses different muscles!
Genghis Khan, this combo guard, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Genghis Khan asks for ice! Cooling down, even a hadvezér's engine needs a rest!
This potential GOAT Genghis Khan congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this potential GOAT.
Hulk clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Jesus Christ fidgets with his wristband nervously. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Játéknap 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
125-100 (Gy)
Opening possession for Hulk! First touch, like first touch of the táblájauk!
Jesus Christ, this tweener, with a silky two-handed slam in the paint! Smooth operator!
Hulk reads the play perfectly! That fizikus brain working overtime!
Jesus Christ delivers in transition! Fast delivery, like a messiás with their bare hands!
Saitama uses that szuperhős IQ on the court! Tactical brilliance!
First half is done. Jesus Christ is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Fun fact: Jesus Christ tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Saitama, this total unknown, unleashes a hook shot at half court! Bang!
Post-game fireworks for Jesus Christ! Brighter than their bare hands on a perfect day!
Hulk picks up the assignment! Locked in, the fizikus accepts the mission!
Genghis Khan's hadvezér background shines through every play with the háborús front!
This raw talent Hulk is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Genghis Khan and Kanye West share a 30-second hug. Hulk wants in. Gets pushed away. I learned that Genghis Khan's father was a hadvezér. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Játéknap 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
114-99 (Gy)
Saitama opens with a half-court heave! This newcomer making an early statement!
Hulk floats one at the top of the key! Delicate as a fizikus with the táblájauk!
This guy nobody was talking about Saitama reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
This hall-of-fame lock Genghis Khan orchestrates the offense from the left corner! Maestro!
Genghis Khan sets up the play three passes ahead! Three moves ahead, like a hadvezér at work!
Players head to the locker room. Jesus Christ has tape on three fingers. Intel: Jesus Christ once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Kanye West explodes through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
The crowd waves the forró mikrofonjuk replicas! Kanye West has started a movement!
Kanye West adjusts on the fly! Quick thinking from this rapper!
The emotion is real as Kanye West the rapper delivers their best with the forró mikrofonjuk!
What a game for Saitama! Tomorrow's the game will feel easy after this!
Saitama performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Hulk imitates it. It's worse. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Játéknap 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-78 (Gy)
Saitama takes the court to an electric crowd! The szuperhős with their bare hands is here!
Saitama with the smooth fadeaway jumper! This guy nobody was talking about making it look easy!
Genghis Khan dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this hadvezér!
Saitama, this smooth operator, muscles in for a scoop layup! Pure power!
Genghis Khan rejects the layup! A flawless defensive rotation by this combo guard! Get that out!
Intermission. Saitama dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know? Saitama tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Hulk drives with the precision of a fizikus at work. And it's a thunderous slam!
Kanye West and the garbage time lineup! This household name can rest easy!
Kanye West just organized the bench! Can't take the rapper out of them!
Genghis Khan salutes the bench! A hadvezér's salute to the harci zászló crew!
Jesus Christ fades away to the crowd! A slide across the hardwood! This all-time great gave everything!
Genghis Khan improvises an Oscar acceptance speech. Jesus Christ plays the imaginary violin. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Játéknap 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
123-90 (Gy)
Genghis Khan lands the first free throw! First blood! The hadvezér strikes first!
Hulk drops a pull-up jumper! The accuracy of a fizikus on full display!
This household name Jesus Christ with assist number lengths ahead! Silky smooth technique on display!
Hulk scores at will! A bucket in transition! This rising star domination!
Genghis Khan with the help-side iron-wall defense! This potential GOAT always in position!
First half is done. Saitama is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Anecdote: Saitama threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Saitama, this tweener, dominates in the paint and puts up a bank shot! Unstoppable!
The rout is on! Kanye West's the forró mikrofonjuk dismantled the opposition like a tüzes rudak!
Saitama just analyzed the play using szuperhős terminology! Makes sense actually!
Saitama, this total unknown, with the primal scream! A chest bump! Raw emotion!
Saitama drives off the court victorious! This total unknown leaves it all out there!
Kanye West and Genghis Khan swap jerseys with each other. Makes no sense but it's the emotion talking. Did you know that Genghis Khan practices hadvezér on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Játéknap 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
100-93 (Gy)
Jesus Christ steps onto the court! From competing the game to this, game time!
What a shot from Genghis Khan! A hadvezér bringing the harci zászló energy to the arena!
Kanye West with a rebound in traffic! The reflexes of a rapper catching a tüzes rudak!
Hulk, this all-around player, hits the cutter perfectly! Night-in night-out consistency right on time!
Kanye West fades away with purpose every possession! This first-ballot legend chess master!
Halftime. Saitama's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Confession: Saitama believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Saitama applies the same technique to the basketball as to the game. A step-back three from way beyond the arc!
Confetti falls as Saitama exits! A szuperhős's grand finale on the hardwood!
This who-is-this-guy player Hulk claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this who-is-this-guy player!
What a journey for Jesus Christ! From the bench to the spotlight! You love to see it!
Genghis Khan high-fives the crowd! Those hadvezér hands spreading joy!
Hulk drops to his knees and kisses the court. Kanye West pretends to gag. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Játéknap 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
93-97 (V)
Genghis Khan, this once-in-a-lifetime player, draws first blood! A thunderous slam to start!
Jesus Christ fires away the pill with freakish explosiveness. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
This potential GOAT Jesus Christ can't recover! Scored on from way beyond the arc! Sometimes predictable game!
Hulk, this swiss-army-knife type, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Saitama leads the charge back! Charging forward with szuperhős tenacity!
Halftime! Genghis Khan checks his stats on the board and winces. Little scoop: Genghis Khan logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Genghis Khan, this swiss-army-knife type, chokes on the big stage! After a timeout miss!
Kanye West stares in disbelief! The look of a rapper who just lost everything!
This guy nobody was talking about Saitama refuses to lose! The will of a champion!
Hulk with the ill-advised pass in the first quarter! Intercepted!
Kanye West takes the loss hard! Hard as a tüzes rudak on a bad rapper day!
Hulk bites his lip, fists clenched. Kanye West shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Játéknap 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
115-107 (Gy)
Hulk stretches center court! Loosening up, the fizikus is getting ready!
Saitama, this hidden prospect, reads the play perfectly and delivers a devastating dunk!
Kanye West anticipates the cut and deflects the rock! This certified GOAT candidate reading minds!
Kanye West hits the trailer! Connecting plays with the forró mikrofonjuk accuracy!
Kanye West, this once-in-a-lifetime player, manages the clock beautifully in the second quarter!
Halftime. The doctor examines Saitama's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Did you know Saitama knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Minnesota Ice-Wall's colors. By accident, obviously. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Saitama knocks down a scoop layup from downtown! Ice in the veins!
The jumbotron shows Genghis Khan's hadvezér highlight reel! What a career!
Genghis Khan fights through the screen for the team! That hadvezér toughness right there!
Saitama plays like they have something to prove to every szuperhős watching!
Genghis Khan finishes with a monster stat line! Numbers a hadvezér would be proud of!
Hulk pretends to faint from happiness. Genghis Khan pretends to call 911. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Játéknap 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
120-93 (Gy)
This raw talent Hulk comes out aggressive! Opens with a finger roll at the top of the key!
Jesus Christ, this solid build, elevates for a monster catch-and-shoot triple!
Jesus Christ picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
Genghis Khan goes to work into the lane and kicks out! A killer instinct and great decision-making!
Genghis Khan manipulates the defense! Manipulation worthy of the harci zászló on the háborús front!
Halftime. Hulk is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Confession: Hulk tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Jesus Christ hits in the money time! Clutch like a messiás meeting a deadline!
A packed arena fills the arena! This certified GOAT candidate Kanye West feeds off the energy!
Hulk sets the perfect screen! Built like a fizikus who doesn't skip leg day!
The fans adopted Kanye West, the rapper who brings a tüzes rudak to life on the court!
Genghis Khan takes the applause! Deserved, for a hadvezér with the harci zászló!
Saitama and Jesus Christ swing Genghis Khan around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Játéknap 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
94-113 (V)
The game begins and Kanye West is ready! You can see pure God-given talent written all over his face!
Hulk drives but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
Kanye West with the careless pass! Köpniing a tüzes rudak with more care, please!
Genghis Khan turns the head and loses the man! This guy with rings on every finger napping defensively!
Jesus Christ converts driving to the hoop! A messiás converting the game into gold!
The locker room. Saitama sprawls out full-length on the bench. Anecdote of the day: Saitama forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Kanye West buries their face! Hidden from view, the rapper can't watch!
Genghis Khan misses the layup! Even the háborús front would have gone in easier!
Hulk traps with the double! Trapping them, the fizikus knows how to corner prey!
Genghis Khan can barely run! The four quarters harder than the four quarters of összegyűjteniing the háborús front!
Despite the loss, Genghis Khan held their own with the háborús front! The hadvezér fought!
Saitama clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Genghis Khan fidgets with his wristband nervously. Evening confession: I'm wearing Saitama's jersey under my shirt. For morale. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Játéknap 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
92-112 (V)
Tip-off! Kanye West gets us started! Let's go!
Saitama skips it off the rim! The game has better hop than that!
Jesus Christ throws it away! A pass worse than a messiás tossing the game!
Genghis Khan loses the screen battle! Shaky emotions under pressure around the picks!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Genghis Khan is automatic back to the basket! A bucket drops again!
Back to the locker room. Hulk's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Fun fact: Hulk tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Hulk argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to levezetniing the az elegáns bizonyítás!
Genghis Khan crosses over the ball right into the defender's hands! Lack of consistency!
Hulk communicates the switch! Clear as a fizikus's instructions!
Jesus Christ grabs the shorts! This basketball god is running on fumes!
This dude out of nowhere Saitama shakes hands and moves on. In the end, sometimes predictable game proved costly.
Saitama takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Genghis Khan doesn't drink. Throat too tight. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Játéknap 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
93-107 (V)
Saitama looks dialed in from the start! Scary good handles preparation showing!
Genghis Khan attacks but overcooks it! Injury-prone body showing up again!
Jesus Christ with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost messiás!
Hulk reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Genghis Khan with another thunderous slam! You can't stop this man!
Halftime. Kanye West is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Confession: Kanye West calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Saitama slams the Spalding in frustration! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Genghis Khan gets a clean look but injury-prone body costs the bucket!
Hulk goes to the post! That fizikus strength is showing!
Hulk is gassed! This surprise package bent over at half court! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Jesus Christ had the chances but couldn't convert. This absolute legend left wanting.
Jesus Christ turns back to look at the court one last time. Saitama doesn't turn around. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Játéknap 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
81-117 (V)
Jesus Christ gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a messiás on day one!
Jesus Christ misses! Even a messiás can't fix that shot!
This dude out of nowhere Saitama with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Saitama gets posterized! A szuperhős framed by their bare hands in the worst way!
This absolute legend Kanye West hangs the head after the miss! Deflated driving to the hoop!
Halftime! Saitama walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Small detail: Saitama wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Genghis Khan misses on the decisive possession! A hadvezér dropping the háborús front at the worst time!
Genghis Khan tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a hadvezér's energy for the háborús front!
Kanye West throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the rapper got too confident!
Jesus Christ gets a technical for complaining! Hot head on full display!
Genghis Khan wipes a tear! A hadvezér who poured everything into the effort!
Kanye West mutters while walking out. Saitama watches from the corner of his eye, worried. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Játéknap 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
92-107 (V)
Jesus Christ wins the opening tip! Tipping off with messiás energy!
Jesus Christ can't connect! Their bare hands in hand, sure. The Spalding through the hoop, nope!
Hulk with the lazy pass! Hot head leading to easy points!
Hulk overcommits! Going all-in like a fizikus on the az elegáns bizonyítás, but wrong!
Genghis Khan posts up and delivers a euro-step! The harci zászló by day, buckets by night!
First half is done. Kanye West is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Rumor has it Kanye West talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Genghis Khan dishes angrily after the turnover! This all-time great spiraling!
Kanye West can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this potential GOAT!
Kanye West rises up into the right spacing! Ridiculous creativity and elite court awareness!
Genghis Khan finds a second wind! The hadvezér engine roars back to life!
Genghis Khan walks off in defeat! Even a hadvezér's skills couldn't save tonight!
Jesus Christ turns back to look at the court one last time. Hulk doesn't turn around. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Játéknap 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
75-120 (V)
Genghis Khan announces themselves! The hadvezér has arrived and the building knows it!
Kanye West with a wild attempt! This generational talent not finding the range tonight!
This generational talent Jesus Christ commits the offensive foul! Turnover along the baseline!
Saitama, this solid build, gets exploited in the switch! Heavy feet exposed in the mismatch!
Genghis Khan slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a hadvezér hits the workbench!
Break. Saitama collapses next to the vending machine. Exclusive info: Saitama is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Genghis Khan misfires from along the baseline! The harci zászló calibration needed!
Hulk mops their face! Sweating more than when levezetniing the az elegáns bizonyítás!
Jesus Christ, this solid build, gets called for the carry! Hot head in ball-handling!
Jesus Christ picks up the second technical! This basketball god ejected! Sometimes predictable game!
Saitama refuses to make excuses! A szuperhős owns the game failures too!
Hulk's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Kanye West hides his eyes under a towel. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
My Team ends the season #10 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Saitama.
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Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby!
Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Saitama on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them.
The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins.
Okay, this is either pure genius or a complete mental breakdown, I honestly can't tell yet. The wild card, the stroke of brilliance or insanity depending on how many beers you've had, is that the coach decided to pull a move never before seen in league history: he signed Hulk, his brother-in-law and a fizikus by trade, on a ten-day contract. The guy showed up to the bench wearing a bucket hat, carrying táblájauk and a cooler, surrounded by 7-foot giants who weigh three times as much. Apparently the coach's theory is that if Hulk can place a basketball with the same precision he uses for az elegáns bizonyítás to "bullseye" the opposing center's head, we've got the play of the century. So far, the guy's biggest achievement is attempting a three-pointer with an underhand toss and asking the ref where the jack ball was. It's absolute madness, the fans are split between hysterical laughter and total despair, but one thing's for sure: no one's ever seen a timeout with such a strong smell of beef jerky and cheap beer on the bench.
The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.
My Team ends the season #10 with a 7W-8L record. Season MVP: Saitama.
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