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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | myles | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Miami Heart-Attack | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | New York Over-Timers | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 16 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... Myles! Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's Spider-Man. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. Standing at 178 cm, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed Boba Fett. The man is a bounty hunter. Yes, you heard that right. A bounty hunter. On a basketball court. With their wanted poster in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. Boba Fett had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
89-119 (L)
Hulk bounces the Wilson pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Bossk explodes but overcooks it! Tendency to rush showing up again!
This next-level player Slender Man loses concentration and the rock with it!
Bossk falls asleep on the weak side! Limited stamina exposed!
Slender Man hits nothing but net! Pure as a serial killer's work with their chilling method!
Coach calls everyone back. Spider-Man drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know? Spider-Man launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Boba Fett slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a bounty hunter hits the workbench!
The rim rejects Boba Fett! The rim says no! Even a bounty hunter gets rejected sometimes!
Slender Man adjusts the tempo! Controlling the rhythm like a veteran serial killer!
Spider-Man calls for the sub! Even a superhero's stamina with their bare hands has limits!
Slender Man packs up and heads out! Packing their chilling method, unpacking emotions!
Spider-Man has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Slender Man has aged ten years in forty minutes. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
115-110 (W)
Spider-Man steps onto the palace of hoops! From competing the game to this, game time!
Hulk shuts the door driving to the hoop! That's how you play defense!
Slender Man misses the runner! Stick to the day job, buddy!
Boba Fett, this legit talent, exploits the mismatch for a devastating dunk! Too easy!
Bossk spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Cut! Halftime. Bossk's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Exclusive info: Bossk is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Boba Fett, this tweener, with the crunch-time takeover! A killer instinct taking over!
Boba Fett times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A ball recovery from the left corner!
The arena buzzes for Boba Fett! A bounty hunter who electrifies wherever they go!
Spider-Man, this little firecracker, hits the big shot! At the jump ball! That's a closer!
Spider-Man daps up the opponent! Respect from this household name after the battle!
Spider-Man and Boba Fett stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
108-90 (W)
Spider-Man, this elusive guard, announced to huge cheers! A boiling cauldron!
What a play by Boba Fett! A thunderous slam on the low block! This seasoned vet is cooking!
Spider-Man forces the turnover! Pressuring like competing the game under deadline!
Hulk with the no-look pass! This household name has eyes in the back of the head!
Bossk spaces the floor! Making room out there like a bounty hunter clears the workspace!
Break time. Bossk bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. They say Bossk has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Boba Fett goes to work the Spalding with flair and hits a layup! Sensational!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as Slender Man gets hot!
Boba Fett adjusts on the fly! Quick thinking from this bounty hunter!
The resilience of Spider-Man! A superhero who never gives up, on or off the court!
Game over! Spider-Man proved a superhero belongs on the gym with their bare hands!
Spider-Man makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. Boba Fett makes the 'call us' gesture. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
96-97 (L)
Hulk fires up the crowd to open the game! This basketball god starting strong!
Boba Fett pulls up and drills a pull-up jumper! Can't teach that!
Boba Fett gets blown by! Even a bounty hunter couldn't stop that!
Bossk heaves and misses! Should have heaved the fleeing fugitive instead!
Slender Man hits the three to tie! Clutch as a serial killer on deadline!
Halftime whistle. Slender Man has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Fun fact: Slender Man got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Boba Fett misses the wide-open three! Their wanted poster left behind on this one!
Slender Man, this hooper's hooper, with the frustrated foul! Tendency to force bad shots in tough moments!
Boba Fett channels their inner bounty hunter,tracking the fleeing fugitive made these hands!
Spider-Man called for the travel at the buzzer! Walking away from the game shame!
Spider-Man consoles teammates! The heart of a superhero in that moment!
Bossk pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Boba Fett takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. Behind the scenes, I learned Boba Fett was also a superhero in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
115-82 (W)
Slender Man penetrates into position! This league veteran not wasting any time!
Hulk rises and fires! Discoverring the hidden truth never felt this athletic!
Hulk, this all-time great, manipulates the defense and drops the dime! Unreal swagger!
This generational talent Hulk is automatic at the buzzer! An off-balance shot drops again!
Spider-Man, this undisputed superstar, switches seamlessly and locks up! Scary good handles shining through!
Halftime! Hulk has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Did you know? Hulk once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Slender Man goes baseline and scores! The unsuspecting prey prepared them for this moment!
Spider-Man, this potential GOAT, still going full throttle! No mercy tonight!
Boba Fett blows past the wrong way on offense! This well-respected player needs a GPS!
Hulk points to the crowd after a free throw! This one's for every scientist out there!
Hulk celebrates at the final buzzer! Celebration worthy of their lab notebook!
Hulk and Slender Man act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
111-90 (W)
Hulk takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Bossk goes coast to coast for a pull-up jumper! This unknown gem is relentless!
Slender Man, this swiss-army-knife type, contests without fouling! Clean as a whistle!
Slender Man, this established player, sets the table at the buzzer! Assist master!
Spider-Man finds the angle! The angle superhero uses for the game!
Halftime. Slender Man's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Little secret: Slender Man has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Boba Fett carves through and scores! That's what a bounty hunter does best!
This certified GOAT candidate Hulk draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
Hulk trusts the system! Trust of a scientist trusting their lab notebook!
Boba Fett, this dude putting the league on notice, has been building to this all game! On a strategic timeout!
Bossk ends on a high note! A bounty hunter who finishes strong every time!
Spider-Man and Slender Man do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
104-111 (L)
Boba Fett huddles with the team! Huddling up, the bounty hunter strategizes!
Slender Man misses at the buzzer! A serial killer who missed the deadline!
This well-respected player Boba Fett forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Hulk overcommits and gets beat! Sometimes predictable game when reading the play!
Boba Fett hits the pull-up jumper! The elevation of a bounty hunter lifting their wanted poster!
That's a cut. Slender Man stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Little secret: Slender Man has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. We're back! The players look fired up.
Spider-Man stares in disbelief! The look of a superhero who just lost everything!
Bossk misfires! The bounty hunter's precision with the fleeing fugitive is nowhere to be found!
Spider-Man baits the defender! Got them hook, line, and sinker!
Bossk, this swiss-army-knife type, looks exhausted from downtown! The legs are gone!
Hulk leaves the hardwood with dignity! The dignity of a scientist with their lab notebook!
Slender Man shakes Boba Fett's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
104-119 (L)
Bossk announces themselves! The bounty hunter has arrived and the building knows it!
Slender Man pulls up the leather awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this up-and-coming baller!
Hulk with the errant pass! This first-ballot legend needs to settle down!
This guy with a proven track record Slender Man bites on the fake! Beaten along the baseline!
Bossk nails a euro-step on the final possession! A bounty hunter who delivers when it matters!
Break. Bossk asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. The staff told me Bossk sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Hulk fades away and kicks the stanchion! This generational talent losing composure!
Slender Man goes 0 for the quarter! A serial killer having a rough shift with their chilling method!
Slender Man counters the press! Problem solved, serial killer style!
Bossk looks to the bench for relief! Relief like a bounty hunter relieved of their wanted poster!
This basketball god Spider-Man shakes hands and moves on. In the end, injury-prone body proved costly.
Spider-Man whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Boba Fett nods without conviction. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
121-99 (W)
Spider-Man, this low-to-the-ground speedster, sets the tone immediately! Eyes in the back of the head from the jump!
Bossk scores at will! A layup from the left corner! This hungry young player domination!
Slender Man with the chase-down monster swat! Running like a serial killer chasing the unsuspecting prey!
Spider-Man, this undersized spark plug, finds the trailer! A double-clutch layup off the assist, easy money!
Hulk, this swiss-army-knife type, sets a brick-wall screen! A killer instinct on full display!
The players head to the locker room. Boba Fett is sweating like a racehorse. Intel: Boba Fett asked Houston Blast-Off for their energy drink recipe. They refused. We're back! The players look fired up.
Bossk scores on the putback! Recycling the fleeing fugitive is second nature for a bounty hunter!
The announcer calls Spider-Man 'The superhero!' the gym roars its approval!
Spider-Man sprints back on defense! This first-ballot legend leading by example!
Remember this moment! Hulk is making history with a step-back three!
Boba Fett can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Spider-Man cries tears of joy in Bossk's arms. Hulk is also crying but nobody knows why. I got a text from Spider-Man after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
94-100 (L)
This established player Slender Man comes out aggressive! Opens with a tear drop under the basket!
Spider-Man air-mails a bucket along the baseline! Way off for this generational talent!
Spider-Man, this elusive guard, fumbles the entry pass back to the basket!
Slender Man can't contain the drive! Stalking the unsuspecting prey is more containable!
Boba Fett converts with authority! Same energy they bring to tracking the fleeing fugitive!
Halftime. The doctor examines Spider-Man's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Fun fact: Spider-Man was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Hulk dribbles angrily after the turnover! This certified GOAT candidate spiraling!
Spider-Man with the contested fadeaway jumper at the top of the key! No good! Bad selection!
Slender Man drives into the right spacing! Next-level basketball IQ and elite court awareness!
Hulk grabs the shorts! This guy with rings on every finger is running on fumes!
Hulk, this all-time great, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Slender Man walks toward the tunnel without a word. Spider-Man stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
97-112 (L)
Slender Man gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a serial killer on day one!
Slender Man pulls up the basketball right into the defender's hands! Injury-prone body!
Bossk turns it over in the right wing! Butterfingers from this bounty hunter!
Slender Man turns the head and loses the man! This respected competitor napping defensively!
Bossk scores an and-one! Their wanted poster by day, buckets by night!
Halftime! Bossk is limping slightly heading off the court. Little secret: Bossk has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
This global icon Spider-Man gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Slender Man can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this hooper's hooper!
Slender Man sets the screen at the perfect angle! This league veteran cerebral play!
Spider-Man digs deep! Deep as a superhero digs into the game!
Bossk refuses to make excuses! A bounty hunter owns the fleeing fugitive failures too!
Hulk takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Slender Man follows the same path. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
98-116 (L)
Slender Man opens with a bucket! This player making noise making an early statement!
Hulk with a wild attempt! This living legend not finding the range tonight!
Slender Man lets fly carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
This diamond in the rough Bossk commits the and-one foul! Tendency to rush in positioning!
Spider-Man floats one in from along the baseline! Delicate as a superhero with their bare hands!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Bossk to massage his thighs. Did you know? Bossk launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Slender Man vents at their teammates! The serial killer who vents about the unsuspecting prey!
Spider-Man, this little firecracker, wastes a golden chance with a wild layup!
Hulk, this franchise cornerstone, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Iron discipline!
Bossk, this do-it-all player, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Boba Fett blows past to the tunnel in disappointment. This name that's buzzing will learn from this.
Slender Man's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Spider-Man breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight I learned Slender Man used to be a superhero before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
116-106 (W)
This undisputed superstar Hulk means business! Fast start from way beyond the arc!
Spider-Man treats the damn ball like the game and sinks it. Easy as pie for a superhero!
Slender Man pokes it away! Quick fingers from stalking the unsuspecting prey!
This player making noise Slender Man finds the open man! Assist and an alley-oop!
Hulk traps with the double! Trapping them, the scientist knows how to corner prey!
Break. Hulk's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Confession: Hulk tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. We're back! The players look fired up.
Boba Fett, this all-around player, takes over at half court. A fadeaway jumper! That's elite!
A standing ovation as Boba Fett checks in for the second half! The bounty hunter returns!
Boba Fett, this do-it-all player, sets the perfect screen! An off-the-charts basketball IQ for the team!
Bossk is living proof that bounty hunter can thrive on the court!
Spider-Man signs off with an off-balance shot! The superhero's final the game of the night!
Spider-Man makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. Boba Fett makes the 'call us' gesture. Tonight I learned Spider-Man used to be a superhero before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
100-103 (L)
Hulk stretches center court! Loosening up, the scientist is getting ready!
Hulk drains a double-clutch layup in transition! Textbook silky smooth technique!
Slender Man loses their assignment! Like losing their chilling method in the workshop!
Slender Man drives the basketball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Boba Fett grabs the crucial rebound! That bounty hunter hustle never stops!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Bossk asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Bossk once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Spider-Man with the ill-advised pass in the second half! Intercepted!
This raw talent Bossk fouls hard out of frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
A narrative for the ages: Slender Man, the serial killer who mastered their chilling method and the basketball!
Boba Fett gets called for the foul! Clumsy as a bounty hunter with the fleeing fugitive at closing time!
Slender Man vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their chilling method reinforced with the unsuspecting prey!
Hulk bites the inside of his cheek. Bossk pinches the bridge of his nose. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
90-111 (L)
Bossk begins their shift on the gymnasium! A bounty hunter starting the their wanted poster shift!
Spider-Man forces a double-clutch layup at the top of the key! This first-ballot legend trying too hard!
Slender Man fades away the Wilson right to the defense! Costly mistake by this established player!
Spider-Man gets crossed over! This once-in-a-lifetime player left frozen under the basket!
Spider-Man posts up and fires a thunderous slam! This scrappy guard lighting it up!
Halftime. Hulk's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Little scoop: Hulk tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Hulk, this smooth operator, waves off the play call! Occasional mental lapses hurting the team!
This up-and-coming baller Boba Fett throws up a prayer off the pick and roll! Not answered!
Slender Man shifts the defense! Moving pieces like a serial killer at work!
Slender Man slows down visibly! Slower than their chilling method on low power!
Bossk tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we tracks better, like the fleeing fugitive!'
Slender Man pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Boba Fett takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
myles ends the season #10 with a 6W-9L record. Season MVP: Spider-Man.
Season Journal
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... Myles!
Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's Spider-Man. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. Standing at 178 cm, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly.
The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around.
Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed Boba Fett. The man is a bounty hunter. Yes, you heard that right. A bounty hunter. On a basketball court. With their wanted poster in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. Boba Fett had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn.
The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
myles ends the season #10 with a 6W-9L record. Season MVP: Spider-Man.
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