☠️
232
Days survived
821
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
500
🗺️ Km traveled
88
👑 Decisions
67
🩺 Rescues
370
🍳 Meals cooked
46
🪤 Traps built
197
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
63 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Abraham Lincoln was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Usain Bolt and Goku had barricaded the entrances. Sakura Haruno was already treating the first injuries. Sanji found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Tony Stark rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Donald Trump... Donald Trump just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Usain Bolt: "They were dead inside before this."
0
2
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Day 2: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Goku must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
2
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Sakura Haruno stabilizes five critical patients in an hour using duct tape and prayers. Triage is brutal but saves the most lives possible.
+5
3
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
4
🌍
Day 4: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Sakura Haruno must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
4
🎂
Tony Stark is 53 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
7
🎒
Usain Bolt empties his MAC-10 on a group of zombies in deafening noise.
+6
8
🌍
Day 8: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Abraham Lincoln must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
9
🎒
Usain Bolt discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
11
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Donald Trump loads the trebuchet wrong and the projectile flies backward. The ally behind is not happy.
-6
12
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Abraham Lincoln organizes a perfect tactical formation... that zombies completely ignore
+3
13
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Donald Trump gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
13
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Donald Trump
has died
15
🎒
Sakura Haruno uses the ambulance siren and races through the city. The medical equipment on board saves lives!
+8
15
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Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
20
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Day 20: Usain Bolt spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
22
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
26
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Day 26: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Sanji must ration the group's water.
+5
27
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Day 27: Sanji must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
29
🎂
Usain Bolt (40 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
32
🎒
Tony Stark smashes a zombie with a perfectly aimed wrench blow.
+5
37
🎒
Sakura Haruno takes 45 seconds to reload the crossbow while the zombie casually approaches.
-5
39
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Sakura Haruno intubates a survivor with a garden hose. Patient lives. Medical ethics? Not so much.
+5
45
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Tony Stark unscrews a load-bearing pipe with his wrench and gets 200 liters of water in the face.
45
💀
Tony Stark
has died
46
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📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Sakura Haruno: "Finally, a bear market."
0
49
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Day 49: Abraham Lincoln throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
50
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Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
54
🎒
Sanji uses empty beer bottles to create a perimeter alarm system. Guaranteed clinking.
+5
55
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Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
56
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Abraham Lincoln establishes a security perimeter with improvised barricades
+3
66
🎒
Goku clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
70
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Day 70: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Abraham Lincoln must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
74
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Day 74: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Sakura Haruno must supervise repairs.
+4
78
🎒
Usain Bolt shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
80
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Abraham Lincoln coordinates an evacuation shouting 'NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!'
80
💀
Abraham Lincoln
has died
86
🎒
Sanji slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
91
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
91
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Usain Bolt grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
97
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
106
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Day 106: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Goku must reason with them.
+4
113
🌍
Day 113: Sakura Haruno finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
116
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Sakura Haruno delivers diagnoses with House-level coldness: "Bite, 6 hours tops. Fracture, fixable. Common cold, get in line."
+5
125
🎒
Goku advances slowly but surely in the Great War tank. Zombies can't do anything against 1917 steel.
+7
132
🎒
Goku throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
133
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Day 133: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Usain Bolt must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
134
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Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
134
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Sanji
has died
136
📌
📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Usain Bolt: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
139
🌍
Day 139: A stray dog follows Goku to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
141
🎒
Sakura Haruno tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
143
⚡
Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
149
🌍
Day 149: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Goku must improvise.
-22
154
🌍
Day 154: Goku discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
156
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
156
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
162
🌍
Day 162: Goku falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
170
🌍
Day 170: Sakura Haruno negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
181
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Sakura Haruno: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
186
🌍
Day 186: Goku repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
193
💀
Sakura Haruno accidentally injects a sedative found in the ambulance and falls asleep at the wheel.
193
💀
Sakura Haruno
has died
220
🌍
Day 220: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Goku must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
222
🌍
Day 222: Goku must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
-11
223
🌍
Day 223: Gas leak detected in the main building. Goku must intervene quickly.
-10
226
📌
📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Goku: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
231
🌍
Day 231: Goku must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
-6
232
💀
Poetic Death: Goku fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
232
💀
Goku
has died
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