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66
Days survived
136
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
100
🗺️ Km traveled
20
👑 Decisions
19
🩺 Rescues
54
🍳 Meals cooked
10
🪤 Traps built
82
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
25 events
1
📖
Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Goku and Saitama were on the wrong side. Superman spotted them from the roof of a bus. Jesus Christ, Mewtwo, and Rick Sanchez were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Jeffrey Epstein, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: Saitama steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
1
Rick Sanchez creates a zombie tracking app. Too bad there are no servers left to host it 📱🧟
+4
1
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
🎂
Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
💀
Mewtwo dies on a full moon night, exactly as their own horoscope had predicted. Disturbing coincidence.
1
💀
Mewtwo
has died
1
📌
📍 Brick Lane. Curry houses abandoned. Jeffrey Epstein: "Vindaloo could've killed these zombies."
0
4
Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
9
🌍
Day 9: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Saitama must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
16
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
16
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
17
Goku attempts to bribe an alpha zombie with promises of noble titles
+2
18
🌍
Day 18: Saitama crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
21
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
21
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
29
🌍
Day 29: Superman spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
34
Saitama flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
36
💀
Goku writes memoirs 'From Versailles to Zombieland: My Survival Etiquette'
36
💀
Goku
has died
37
🌍
Day 37: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Saitama is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
39
Rick Sanchez calculates the group's survival probability with 87 variables. The result: 12.3%. So uplifting! 📉😱
+4
46
📌
📍 Piccadilly Circus. Screens show emergency broadcasts. Saitama: "It's not very circus-y anymore."
0
47
💀
Rick Sanchez optimizes evacuation routes with an algorithm. Zombies just take the shortest path to fresh meat 🧭🍖
47
💀
Rick Sanchez
has died
50
Saitama realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
57
🌍
Day 57: Saitama uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
58
💀
Saitama wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
58
💀
Saitama
has died
62
🌍
Day 62: Superman falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
63
🌍
Day 62: Superman must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
-6
66
💀
Superman slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
66
💀
Superman
has died

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