☠️
227
Days survived
706
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
440
🗺️ Km traveled
111
👑 Decisions
94
🩺 Rescues
478
🍳 Meals cooked
56
🪤 Traps built
247
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
61 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. George Washington was woken by screams. Miles Morales by silence, which is worse. Superman didn't sleep at all. Anthony Fauci was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Steve Jobs was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Batman heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: Gordon Ramsay repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
1
.jpg?width=300)
🌍
Day 1: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Miles Morales finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
1
🌍
Day 1: Miles Morales eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
1
🎒
Superman sweeps a zombie with their broom. The zombie doesn't even fall.
-3
1
🎒
Gordon Ramsay crosses the war zone in an armored military ambulance. Zombies break their teeth on the armor.
+9
1
🎒
Batman falls off the horse in front of zombies. The horse continues without him. Equine betrayal.
-5
1
⚡
Failure - George Washington botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
1
⚡
Batman attempts to bribe an alpha zombie with promises of noble titles
+3
1
⚡
Success - George Washington rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
1
💀
Batman writes memoirs 'From Versailles to Zombieland: My Survival Etiquette'
1
💀
Batman
has died
1
📌
📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Miles Morales: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
5
⚡
Miles Morales uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
9
🎒
Miles Morales gets the slingshot elastic caught in their fingers and the stone drops at their feet.
-3
19
⚡
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
25
🌍
Day 25: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. George Washington must create a monumental distraction.
+9
28
🌍
Day 28: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Miles Morales must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
28
🎒
George Washington slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
29
⚡
Miles Morales realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
33
🌍
Day 33: A rival group offers a shady deal. Miles Morales must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
36
🎒
Steve Jobs throws his boomerang which never returns. It's actually a stick.
-3
40
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
40
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
43
🌍
Day 43: George Washington attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
46
📌
📍 Garbage mountain in the Bronx. Superman: "Smells like home."
0
49
🌍
Day 49: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Miles Morales must improvise.
+11
57
⚡
Anthony Fauci improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
58
⚡
Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
60
🎒
Miles Morales can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
62
⚡
Steve Jobs mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
71
🎒
Miles Morales fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
73
🎒
Steve Jobs crumbles cookies to trace a path back to camp. Hansel of the apocalypse.
+2
74
🌍
Day 74: Miles Morales discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
86
💀
Anthony Fauci attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
86
💀
Anthony Fauci
has died
88
🌍
Day 88: Miles Morales spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
91
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Miles Morales grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
92
⚡
Steve Jobs cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
96
🎒
Steve Jobs drives the steamroller at 3 km/h. A zombie with a walker overtakes him.
-4
102
⚡
Steve Jobs tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
105
🌍
Day 105: George Washington must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
106
⚡
Unusual - George Washington tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
110
🌍
Day 110: Miles Morales is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
110
🎒
Superman crushes everything in their path with the mining dump truck. Zombies look like pancakes.
+9
113
🎒
George Washington shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
118
💀
Steve Jobs dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
118
💀
Steve Jobs
has died
119
🌍
Day 119: Miles Morales snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
121
🎂
George Washington is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
130
🎒
Superman cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
133
🌍
Day 133: Superman intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
134
🎒
George Washington digs a trench with the bulldozer around the camp. World War I techniques approved.
+5
136
📌
📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Miles Morales: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
149
🌍
Day 149: George Washington cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
155
💀
Miles Morales wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
155
💀
Miles Morales
has died
158
🌍
Day 158: Superman discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
167
🌍
Day 167: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Superman must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
175
🌍
Day 175: Superman recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
181
📌
📍 SoHo boutique. Superman finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
194
💀
Superman falls into the quarry driving the dump truck. 50-meter drop for a 200-ton vehicle.
194
💀
Superman
has died
201
🌍
Day 201: George Washington crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
211
🌍
Day 211: George Washington discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
226
🌍
Day 226: George Washington spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
226
📌
📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. George Washington panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
0
227
💀
Poetic death - George Washington dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
227
💀
George Washington
has died
💬 💬 Comments & Suggestions (0)
💭
No comments yet. Be the first to share your opinion!
Do you like this creation?
Share it with your friends!
