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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | New York Over-Timers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Ballas | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen... Ballas! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Spider-Man! Picture this: standing at 178 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed King Kong. The man is an amateur. Yes, you heard that right. An amateur. On a basketball court. With bare hands in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. King Kong had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
78-123 (L)
Hulk bounces the pill pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
King Kong, this all-around player, can't finish facing the rim! That one stings!
Spider-Man drives into a trap! Hot head when reading the defense!
Hulk overcommits! Going all-in like a scientist on the hidden truth, but wrong!
Spider-Man mouths off at with seconds left on the clock! A superhero venting about the game!
End of the first half. Spider-Man is beet red but still standing. Did you know Spider-Man knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Detroit Engine-Roar's colors. By accident, obviously. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
King Kong fires a half-court heave along the baseline but can't connect! Hot head showing!
Flash dishes sluggishly! Tendency to force bad shots catching up with this hungry young player!
Hulk gets picked! A scientist getting the hidden truth stolen in broad daylight!
King Kong, this solid build, sits down hard on the bench! Sometimes predictable game written all over his face!
Spider-Man tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we competes better, like the game!'
King Kong shakes Hulk's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
88-117 (L)
Hulk wins the opening tip! Tipping off with scientist energy!
This certified bucket Kyrie Irving misses the mark! A buzzer beater goes begging in transition!
Spider-Man commits the live-ball turnover! Their bare hands would be ashamed!
King Kong scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Tendency to rush!
King Kong, this combo guard, uses strength and skill for a euro-step! Complete player!
Break time. King Kong bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Little secret: King Kong has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Kyrie Irving can't mask the disappointment! This max-contract guy wearing it on the sleeve!
King Kong, this big-name player, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Flash with the perfect cut! Precision of a forensic scientist with their luminol spray!
Hulk needs oxygen! More winded than a scientist after overtime!
Hulk leaves the hardwood quietly! Quiet as a scientist after the hidden truth setback!
Flash scratches the back of his neck nervously. Kyrie Irving has the look of someone who has seen things. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
96-110 (L)
Hulk opens with a bucket! This certified GOAT candidate making an early statement!
Kyrie Irving misfires on the low block! Even this jersey-selling name has off nights!
Spider-Man with the lazy pass! Hot head leading to easy points!
Flash turns the head and loses the man! This diamond in the rough napping defensively!
What a shot from Flash! A forensic scientist bringing their luminol spray energy to the palace of hoops!
Halftime! Flash has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. The staff told me Flash sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Kyrie Irving, this reliable star, with the frustrated foul! Lack of consistency in tough moments!
Kyrie Irving, this certified bucket, fumbles the finish from way beyond the arc! Back to the drawing board!
Kyrie Irving dribbles to the weak side! This world-class player exploiting the rotation!
Flash drags their feet! Heavy as their luminol spray at the end of a shift!
Flash, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the gym. Lessons to take from this one.
Flash mutters while walking out. King Kong watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
92-100 (L)
King Kong, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Freakish explosiveness from the jump!
A euro-step from Spider-Man goes in and out! Heartbreaking in the paint!
Hulk with a wild pass that sails out! This franchise cornerstone giving it away!
Hulk bites on the fake! Fooled like a scientist by counterfeit the hidden truth!
Kyrie Irving with the and-one reverse layup! Scary good handles through the whistle!
Halftime. Spider-Man throws his towel on the floor walking in. Did you know Spider-Man plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Flash slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a forensic scientist hits the workbench!
Hulk with a rough scoop layup from way beyond the arc! Tendency to rush at the worst time!
This world-class player Kyrie Irving switches defensive assignments on the fly! Scary good handles!
Spider-Man stumbles on the play! Stumbling like a superhero over the game!
Hulk sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a scientist after their lab notebook broke!
Spider-Man watches the crowd file out in silence. King Kong prefers not to look. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than King Kong. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
94-101 (L)
Hulk steps onto the field house! From discoverring the hidden truth to this, game time!
Hulk, this combo guard, gets stuffed trying a half-court heave! Denied!
Kyrie Irving, this versatile guy, commits the travel! Occasional mental lapses in the footwork!
Hulk reacts too late to rotate! Lack of consistency on the help side!
This reliable star King Kong converts on the low block! A pull-up jumper right on cue!
End of the first act. Spider-Man is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Juicy intel: Spider-Man turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
King Kong drives angrily after the turnover! This elite player spiraling!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Spider-Man puts up a pull-up jumper but it won't fall! Off night!
Hulk goes to the post! That scientist strength is showing!
Hulk is dead on their feet! Running on fumes, the scientist is spent!
Flash packs up and heads out! Packing their luminol spray, unpacking emotions!
Kyrie Irving slams his fist on the bench. Spider-Man places his palm flat, as if to calm the surface. I learned that Kyrie Irving's father was a superhero. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
104-103 (W)
Flash starts in the franchise player! Playing the franchise player the way a forensic scientist plays with their luminol spray!
This elite player King Kong with a flawless defensive rotation facing the rim! Intimidating!
Kyrie Irving, this smooth operator, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this All-Star caliber talent!
Spider-Man hits nothing but net! Pure as a superhero's work with their bare hands!
King Kong, this world-class player, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Intermission. Spider-Man dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Rumor has it Spider-Man has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Hulk, this absolute legend, with the cold-blooded deep three from the left corner!
Flash anticipates perfectly! A forensic scientist who always sees it coming!
This elite player King Kong has the arena rocking! An electric crowd off the charts!
Hulk seizes the moment! That scientist instinct kicking in!
Spider-Man leaves everything on the floor! Left it all out there tonight!
Hulk blows a kiss to the camera. King Kong blows twelve. Flash blocks the lens. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
111-95 (W)
Kyrie Irving, this versatile guy, takes the court! The incredible energy is electric!
Flash dunks the damn ball into a bank shot! Freakish explosiveness shining through!
Flash plays the passing angle perfectly! Deflection by this player nobody saw coming!
King Kong with the lob pass from the left corner! This franchise guy to the teammate! Boom!
Kyrie Irving, this versatile guy, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! A gym-rat work ethic!
Halftime. King Kong wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Exclusive info: King Kong is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Kyrie Irving, this all-around player, carves up the defense for a thunderous slam! Beautiful!
King Kong, this tweener, commands a crowd fully behind them! The arena belongs to this elite player!
Hulk dives for the loose ball! Full send from this scientist!
King Kong fades away like a player possessed! Unreal swagger unleashed!
This basketball god Hulk secures the win with ridiculous creativity! Another one in the bag!
King Kong slides across the court in his socks while Hulk splashes water on everyone. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
96-113 (L)
Flash comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the forensic scientist means business!
This multi-time All-Star King Kong shanks a free throw back to the basket! That's uncharacteristic!
King Kong tries to be too fancy and loses the pill! Tendency to force bad shots in the decision-making!
Spider-Man gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the game behind their bare hands!
Hulk with the crafty hook shot! Next-level basketball IQ on display!
Halftime! Kyrie Irving walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Kyrie Irving asked Minnesota Ice-Wall for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Kyrie Irving gets a technical for complaining! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
Brick! King Kong misfires facing the rim! Occasional mental lapses at the worst time!
Hulk makes the hockey pass! Freakish explosiveness finding the extra pass!
Spider-Man soldiers on! The soldier who competes the game with their bare hands!
King Kong, this max-contract guy, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Kyrie Irving's eyes are red, jaw tight. Spider-Man apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. I learned tonight that Kyrie Irving used to be a superhero. That explains the unique running style. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
101-105 (L)
This household name Hulk catches the leather early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Kyrie Irving, this swiss-army-knife type, dominates off the pick and roll and puts up a hook shot! Unstoppable!
This max-contract guy King Kong bites on the fake! Beaten from mid-range!
King Kong, this do-it-all player, loses the handle and the opportunity! Heavy feet!
This dude out of nowhere Flash draws the charge! Momentum swinging driving to the hoop!
Break. Hulk collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Word is Hulk sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Hulk throws it away with the game on the line! Tendency to rush!
Kyrie Irving, this elite player, barks at the teammate! Occasional mental lapses taking over!
Kyrie Irving is writing the story tonight! This headliner with a deep three from the left corner!
Kyrie Irving misses in the clutch! A scoop layup off the mark in the first quarter!
Flash, this tweener, hangs the head. Tough loss despite next-level basketball IQ effort.
King Kong replays the score in his head on a loop. Flash tries to think about something else. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
84-111 (L)
Spider-Man takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
This household name Hulk throws up a prayer at the buzzer! Not answered!
Kyrie Irving attacks carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
This certified bucket King Kong commits the and-one foul! Tendency to rush in positioning!
What a play by King Kong! A hook shot along the baseline! This franchise guy is cooking!
Halftime. The doctor examines Hulk's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Juicy anecdote: Hulk was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
This total unknown Flash can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Flash clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their luminol spray hitting the hidden evidence!
Spider-Man schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true superhero!
Flash, this solid build, with tired legs from downtown! Tendency to force bad shots slowing this rising star down!
Hulk looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a scientist!
Kyrie Irving shakes Spider-Man's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
110-111 (L)
Spider-Man looks dialed in from the start! An unmatched feel for the game preparation showing!
Flash, this smooth operator, uses every inch to deliver a tear drop!
King Kong gets burned on the drive! Tendency to rush in lateral movement!
Kyrie Irving shoots the Wilson into the front rim! That's frustrating for this elite player!
Spider-Man ignites a standing ovation! That superhero energy is contagious!
Break! Hulk grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Word is Hulk sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Spider-Man turns it over on the final possession! This potential GOAT crumbles under pressure!
Kyrie Irving, this swiss-army-knife type, throws the hands up! Exasperated off the pick and roll!
Hulk plays with the grit of someone who discovers the hidden truth daily!
Spider-Man pulls up into a dead end! Sometimes predictable game in late-game situations!
Kyrie Irving attacks to the tunnel in disappointment. This world-class player will learn from this.
Hulk unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Flash runs a hand down his face. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
88-132 (L)
This dark horse Flash gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Hulk sends it wide! Their lab notebook wouldn't forgive that either!
Hulk goes to work the Spalding right to the defense! Costly mistake by this global icon!
Kyrie Irving gambles for the steal and pays the price! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Kyrie Irving fades away away from the huddle! This All-Star caliber talent in a dark place mentally!
Halftime. King Kong throws his towel on the floor walking in. Juicy anecdote: King Kong was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Spider-Man, this basketball god, comes up empty! A step-back three off target off the pick and roll!
King Kong is cramping up! This world-class player trying to shake it off! Lack of consistency!
Hulk with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost scientist!
Hulk, this versatile guy, shows negative body language! Defense that's basically a suggestion creeping in!
This franchise cornerstone Hulk leaves the den with head held high. Fought to the end.
Kyrie Irving's eyes are red, jaw tight. King Kong apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
90-126 (L)
Flash, this solid build, announced to huge cheers! Immense pressure!
A catch-and-shoot triple attempt by Flash falls short! Injury-prone body in the legs!
King Kong, this combo guard, steps out of bounds with the Wilson! Mental lapse!
Spider-Man gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the game on a rough day!
This hall-of-fame lock Hulk throws an elbow in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!
Into the tunnel. Hulk grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Locker room anecdote: Hulk talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
A hook shot by King Kong at the buzzer is way off! Tough night for this elite player!
Kyrie Irving bends over during the dead ball! This certified bucket gathering what's left!
This hall-of-fame lock Spider-Man commits the offensive foul! Turnover in the paint!
King Kong storms to the bench! This reliable star is visibly upset!
This big-name player Kyrie Irving stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this big-name player wanted.
Spider-Man rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. King Kong picks up his own and folds it carefully. Did you know that King Kong practices superhero on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
88-132 (L)
Hulk, this all-time great, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
King Kong penetrates but it's well off! Sometimes predictable game under fatigue!
Kyrie Irving charges right into the defender! Turnover! Tendency to force bad shots when controlling pace!
Spider-Man can't stay in front! Competing the game doesn't build lateral quickness!
King Kong, this solid build, waves off the play call! Lack of consistency hurting the team!
Break! Flash rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. They say Flash eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Flash can't buy a bucket! Another miss back to the basket! Frustrating!
This certified bucket Kyrie Irving is a warrior but the body says no! The allotted time of war!
Hulk, this combo guard, gets stripped under the basket! Ego the size of Texas exposed!
Flash buries their face! Hidden from view, the forensic scientist can't watch!
King Kong walks off in silence. This guy everybody knows gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Spider-Man bites the inside of his cheek. Kyrie Irving pinches the bridge of his nose. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
81-125 (L)
King Kong, this guy everybody knows, draws first blood! A half-court heave to start!
King Kong with the contested bucket back to the basket! No good! Bad selection!
Flash throws it away! Tendency to rush under pressure in the paint!
Kyrie Irving, this swiss-army-knife type, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over hot head!
Kyrie Irving slams the basketball in frustration! Tendency to rush on full display!
Break! Spider-Man grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Staff confession: Spider-Man is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
This unknown gem Flash misfires again! Hot head could cost the team!
Hulk, this all-time great, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
This diamond in the rough Flash commits the 5-second violation! Clock management tendency to force bad shots!
Flash glares at the scoreboard! This who-is-this-guy player not happy with the situation!
Spider-Man, this franchise cornerstone, takes the loss hard. Injury-prone body at the wrong moments.
Kyrie Irving hurls his mouthguard into the trash. King Kong keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Ballas finishes #15 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Spider-Man.
Season Journal
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen... Ballas!
Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Spider-Man! Picture this: standing at 178 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight.
What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch.
Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed King Kong. The man is an amateur. Yes, you heard that right. An amateur. On a basketball court. With bare hands in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. King Kong had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn.
Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
Ballas finishes #15 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Spider-Man.
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