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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Houston Blast-Off | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's Elon Musk. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. The man is massive, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Jmancurly. Profession? Youtuber. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with their camera, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the algorithm could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
91-120 (L)
Jmancurly checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Jmancurly misses the triple! Three-pointers aren't like triple-checking the algorithm!
Elon Musk commits the live-ball turnover! Their slide rule would be ashamed!
Elon Musk gives up the easy bucket! Easier than building the impossible structure!
Jmancurly with the step-back sky hook! Creating space like a youtuber with their camera!
Break! Jmancurly has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Did you know Jmancurly plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Donald Trump posts up and kicks the stanchion! This potential GOAT losing composure!
Elon Musk sends it long! Too much power, not enough finesse from this engineer!
Jmancurly uses a lockdown zone defense brilliantly! Strategy from captivating the algorithm!
Jmancurly is running on fumes! The youtuber tank is completely empty!
MrBeast walks off in defeat! Even a youtuber's skills couldn't save tonight!
Elon Musk pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. MrBeast takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
95-119 (L)
This first-ballot legend Donald Trump means business! Fast start under the basket!
MrBeast misfires on the floater! Too much float, the youtuber touch abandoned them!
Elon Musk coughs it up! An engineer's grip doesn't work on the pill!
Technoblade gives up the back door! Shaky emotions under pressure when overplaying!
Jmancurly scores on the putback! Recycling the algorithm is second nature for a youtuber!
The players head in. Donald Trump slips on the wet tunnel floor. Anecdote: Donald Trump threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Jmancurly, this total unknown, yells at the coaching staff! Ego the size of Texas causing friction!
Donald Trump bricks another one! Building something awful with their loaded checkbook tonight!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Donald Trump calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
MrBeast misses from fatigue! Tired arms from captivating the algorithm all week!
Donald Trump leaves the court quietly! Quiet as a film producer after the risky picture setback!
Donald Trump's gaze is cold, distant. Jmancurly's gaze is hot, angry. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
89-103 (L)
Technoblade steps onto the court! From captivating the algorithm to this, game time!
A step-back three from Donald Trump hits the iron! Occasional mental lapses under the spotlight!
This first-ballot legend Donald Trump forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
MrBeast overcommits! Going all-in like a youtuber on the algorithm, but wrong!
Donald Trump takes off and scores! Those film producer hands work wonders with the pill!
Halftime. Jmancurly's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Little secret: Jmancurly listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Donald Trump pulls up the towel! This first-ballot legend showing occasional mental lapses!
Jmancurly gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the youtuber touch can't save that one!
Elon Musk sets the screen at the perfect angle! This undisputed superstar cerebral play!
Elon Musk, this potential GOAT, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Elon Musk spins to the tunnel in disappointment. This franchise cornerstone will learn from this.
Donald Trump lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Technoblade holds his in. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
102-122 (L)
Technoblade, this guy with a proven track record, embraces the Playoff atmosphere! Game on!
MrBeast dribbles the Wilson right into the defender's hands! Hot head!
Donald Trump dribbles it off their foot! Their loaded checkbook would never betray a film producer like that!
Elon Musk gets blown by! Even an engineer couldn't stop that!
Technoblade scores a floater! Their camera by day, buckets by night!
The players file out. Technoblade exchanges a tense look with the coach. Little scoop: Technoblade tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Technoblade glares at the scoreboard! This next-level player not happy with the situation!
Jmancurly, this raw talent, sends the rock wide! The touch is off tonight!
This hooper's hooper Technoblade recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Technoblade is visibly tired! This well-respected player needs a timeout badly!
Elon Musk had the chances but couldn't convert. This living legend left wanting.
Donald Trump and Technoblade share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
93-113 (L)
This respected competitor Technoblade gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Elon Musk, this do-it-all player, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this household name!
Elon Musk dunks into a dead end from the right corner! Turnover! Tendency to rush!
MrBeast, this tower, lets the shooter get free from downtown! Costly lapse!
MrBeast, this oversized freak, uses strength and skill for a finger roll! Complete player!
The players file out. Donald Trump exchanges a tense look with the coach. Fun fact: Donald Trump is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
MrBeast glares at the basketball! Like it personally betrayed this youtuber!
Elon Musk can't find the range! Their slide rule has better accuracy than that!
Technoblade manipulates the defense! Manipulation worthy of their camera on the algorithm!
Jmancurly needs oxygen! More winded than a youtuber after overtime!
Elon Musk takes the loss hard! Hard as the impossible structure on a bad engineer day!
MrBeast lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Jmancurly decides not to comment. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
90-102 (L)
This big-name player MrBeast comes out aggressive! Opens with a tear drop off the pick and roll!
A tear drop from Technoblade sails wide! This player making noise needs to regroup!
Elon Musk with the careless pass! Building the impossible structure with more care, please!
Technoblade, this combo guard, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over heavy feet!
Donald Trump with the teardrop fadeaway jumper! Beautiful as a film producer's finest the risky picture!
Halftime! Jmancurly has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Exclusive info: Jmancurly is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Jmancurly storms to the bench! Heated! This youtuber doesn't handle losing well!
Technoblade fades away the ball into nothing! Heavy feet on full display tonight!
Technoblade, this versatile guy, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
Technoblade powers through! The youtuber in them won't quit on the algorithm!
Jmancurly attacks past the media. This potential breakout star not in the mood to talk.
Elon Musk watches the crowd file out in silence. Donald Trump prefers not to look. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
96-100 (L)
Donald Trump lands the first layup! First blood! The film producer strikes first!
MrBeast, this beanpole, takes over in the paint. A buzzer beater! That's elite!
This legit talent Technoblade misjudges the passing lane! Easy assist through!
Air ball from Technoblade! Being a youtuber doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Elon Musk brings them back from the brink! Their slide rule to the rescue!
Halftime whistle. Technoblade flops into the first available chair. Little scoop: Technoblade tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
This max-contract guy MrBeast picks up the foul in after a timeout! Terrible timing!
MrBeast storms to the bench! This franchise guy is visibly upset!
This dude out of nowhere Jmancurly is living their best moment right now from the left corner!
Elon Musk fouls at the worst time! An engineer tripping over the impossible structure!
Donald Trump vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their loaded checkbook reinforced with the risky picture!
Jmancurly's lip is trembling. MrBeast dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. Evening confession: I'm wearing Jmancurly's jersey under my shirt. For morale. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
87-106 (L)
Technoblade opens with a free throw! This dude putting the league on notice making an early statement!
Technoblade misses! Even a youtuber can't fix that shot!
Turnover by Donald Trump! Greenlighting the risky picture requires less coordination, clearly!
Technoblade gets crossed over! This up-and-coming baller left frozen off the pick and roll!
This potential GOAT Elon Musk punishes the defense with a bucket in transition!
Break! MrBeast grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Bus driver's confession: MrBeast raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
MrBeast, this headliner, with the frustrated foul! Heavy feet in tough moments!
Jmancurly can't buy a shot! Wouldn't happen with the algorithm, a youtuber always hits!
Elon Musk changes the defensive scheme! Strategic mind of an engineer!
Elon Musk grimaces through the effort! The grimace of an engineer finishing the impossible structure!
Donald Trump hangs their head! A film producer who gave everything they had!
Jmancurly collapses into the first available chair. Technoblade stays standing, eyes glazed over. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
101-108 (L)
Jmancurly bounces the leather pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
This legit talent Technoblade short-arms an off-balance shot in the paint! Not enough lift!
Jmancurly loses the orange! A youtuber would never be this careless!
Technoblade reacts too late to rotate! Defense that's basically a suggestion on the help side!
Donald Trump goes to work in the paint with the same confidence they bring to greenlighting the risky picture.
That's a wrap for now. Jmancurly dives into the tunnel. Juicy anecdote: Jmancurly was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. We're back! The players look fired up.
Technoblade slams the orange in frustration! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Elon Musk with the contested pull-up jumper off the pick and roll! No good! Bad selection!
MrBeast takes off to the right spot! Next-level basketball IQ off-ball movement!
Jmancurly misses the rotation! Too tired, like a youtuber too tired for the algorithm!
This potential GOAT Donald Trump tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
MrBeast sighs so loudly that the reporters hear it. Jmancurly winces. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
80-117 (L)
This hooper's hooper Technoblade in the starting lineup! Let's see what this hooper's hooper brings!
Elon Musk clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their slide rule hitting the impossible structure!
Technoblade tries to be too fancy and loses the rock! Lack of consistency in the decision-making!
This potential breakout star Jmancurly fouls reaching in! Injury-prone body on defense!
Technoblade stares in disbelief! The look of a youtuber who just lost everything!
Halftime! MrBeast is limping slightly heading off the court. Locker room anecdote: MrBeast talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Donald Trump blows past but the shot rims out! Defense that's basically a suggestion rears its ugly head!
Jmancurly waves for a timeout! The youtuber needs the algorithm break!
MrBeast turns it over in the three-point line! Butterfingers from this youtuber!
Donald Trump argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to greenlighting the risky picture!
Jmancurly fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the youtuber gave everything!
Donald Trump pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Elon Musk takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. I got a text from Donald Trump after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
74-119 (L)
Jmancurly comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the youtuber means business!
Technoblade, this combo guard, gets the separation but can't finish! Tendency to rush!
This who-is-this-guy player Jmancurly with turnover number points! Heavy feet is piling up!
This living legend Donald Trump bites on the fake! Beaten from downtown!
Jmancurly is visibly upset! Upset as a youtuber when the algorithm goes sideways!
End of the first half. Elon Musk is beet red but still standing. Little scoop: Elon Musk logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Technoblade, this guy with a proven track record, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
MrBeast, this bonafide star, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
This absolute legend Donald Trump loses concentration and the pill with it!
Technoblade can't hide the frustration! Their camera frustration meets the rock frustration!
Technoblade sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a youtuber after their camera broke!
MrBeast clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Elon Musk fidgets with his wristband nervously. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
77-121 (L)
Elon Musk, this once-in-a-lifetime player, draws first blood! A step-back three to start!
Jmancurly with a rough tear drop in the paint! Hot head at the worst time!
Elon Musk coughs up the orange! Sometimes predictable game strikes again on the low block!
MrBeast gets screened out! Stuck behind their camera like it's a wall!
Technoblade mouths off at coming out of the locker room! A youtuber venting about the algorithm!
Back to the locker room. Jmancurly punches his locker. They say Jmancurly has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Elon Musk with the ugly miss! The engineer touch is absent tonight!
Donald Trump slows down visibly! Slower than their loaded checkbook on low power!
Elon Musk throws it away! A pass worse than an engineer tossing the impossible structure!
Jmancurly spins angrily after the turnover! This dude out of nowhere spiraling!
Elon Musk shakes hands through the pain! An engineer who respects their slide rule and the game!
Donald Trump mutters 'damn' under his breath. Jmancurly says 'yeah' in the same tone. I learned that Donald Trump's father was a film producer. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
78-122 (L)
Elon Musk, this all-around player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This all-time great is in the building!
Technoblade misses the layup! Even the algorithm would have gone in easier!
Jmancurly, this smooth operator, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted in the paint!
Technoblade loses the screen battle! Ego the size of Texas around the picks!
Jmancurly, this dark horse, barks at the teammate! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
Halftime! MrBeast has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Did you know MrBeast plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
MrBeast gets a clean look but injury-prone body costs the bucket!
Jmancurly shoots but the legs won't cooperate! Hot head catching up!
Technoblade dispossessed! Couldn't hold on, not the youtuber's finest moment!
This franchise guy MrBeast slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Jmancurly packs up and heads out! Packing their camera, unpacking emotions!
Technoblade watches the crowd file out in silence. MrBeast prefers not to look. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
96-121 (L)
This global icon Donald Trump comes out firing! A buzzer beater in the first minute!
MrBeast takes a tough two-handed slam and it doesn't go! Tendency to rush in shot selection!
This guy with a proven track record Technoblade commits the offensive foul! Turnover in transition!
Donald Trump loses the battle in the paint! Being a film producer doesn't help you here!
MrBeast, this reliable star, unleashes a bucket from way beyond the arc! Bang!
Well-deserved break. Jmancurly looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Did you know Jmancurly keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
MrBeast mutters to himself walking back! This All-Star caliber talent fighting inner demons!
Technoblade misses on the final possession! A youtuber dropping the algorithm at the worst time!
Technoblade reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this youtuber!
Technoblade drags their feet! Heavy as their camera at the end of a shift!
MrBeast walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to youtuber life tomorrow!
Technoblade lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Elon Musk holds his in. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
85-130 (L)
Jmancurly stretches center court! Loosening up, the youtuber is getting ready!
A hook shot from MrBeast goes in and out! Heartbreaking at the top of the key!
This rising star Jmancurly dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Technoblade gets burned on the drive! Ego the size of Texas in lateral movement!
Donald Trump, this all-around player, sits down hard on the bench! Heavy feet written all over his face!
End of the first half. MrBeast is beet red but still standing. Intel: MrBeast refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. We're back! The players look fired up.
Technoblade rattles in and out! The algorithm never teases a youtuber like that!
Donald Trump is spent! Used up like the risky picture after a film producer's long day!
MrBeast turns it over at right from the tip-off! A youtuber dropping their camera at the worst time!
Technoblade drops the head after another miss! Defense that's basically a suggestion sapping the confidence!
Elon Musk sits alone on the bench. This all-time great processing the defeat.
Jmancurly lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Technoblade holds his in. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Elon Musk.
Season Journal
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. The team with no name, baby!
Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's Elon Musk. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. The man is massive, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly.
But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.
Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Jmancurly. Profession? Youtuber. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with their camera, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the algorithm could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn.
The budget? What budget? We're so far below the salary floor you could limbo under it blindfolded. The team accountant is the owner's cousin running Excel 2003 with no updates since the Bush administration. The jerseys are hand-washed by the intern, road trips are carpooled, and the last free agent who visited the facilities turned around the second he saw the locker room. But you know what? Character is forged in the struggle. And this team's got character coming out of its damn ears.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Elon Musk.
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