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148
Days survived
436
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
295
🗺️ Km traveled
49
👑 Decisions
38
🩺 Rescues
212
🍳 Meals cooked
29
🪤 Traps built
114
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Obi-Wan Kenobi was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Barry Allen and Deadpool had barricaded the entrances. Anna Qabale Duba was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Mark Zuckerberg rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Joe Biden... Joe Biden just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Day 1: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Mark Zuckerberg must secure the perimeter without electricity.
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Anna Qabale Duba: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
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Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
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Day 3: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Joe Biden finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
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Gordon Ramsay plants his scissors in a zombie's temple with a swift and deadly gesture.
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Deadpool rakes the shelter garden as if nothing's happening while zombies approach.
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Unusual: Anna Qabale Duba plots contamination curves on camp wall. The curves rise. All the time. He adds colors. Doesn't change the trend.
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Mark Zuckerberg (42 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
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4
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Joe Biden dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
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Joe Biden
has died
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Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
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Day 14: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Anna Qabale Duba must stand guard on the roof tonight.
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Day 22: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Barry Allen must clear the way.
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Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
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Barry Allen runs out of coal for the locomotive. The train slows down and zombies catch up to the convoy.
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Quirky: Obi-Wan Kenobi knights a camp child with a wooden sword. The ceremony is equally ridiculous and touching.
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33
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Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
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Poetic Death: Obi-Wan Kenobi dies sword in hand, standing against the enemy. The oath is kept. The chronicles will remember.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
has died
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Mark Zuckerberg offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
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Failure: Anna Qabale Duba publishes alarming report causing mass panic. The figures are correct. The way of presenting them isn't. Math without tact is dangerous.
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Mark Zuckerberg tries rebooting a server mid-attack. 'Just loading...' Zombies don't do loading screens.
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📍 SoHo boutique. Gordon Ramsay finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
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Day 47: Gordon Ramsay discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
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Anna Qabale Duba puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
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Day 53: Barry Allen discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
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Mark Zuckerberg takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
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Mark Zuckerberg
has died
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
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Deadpool demands payment upfront. Camp pays. Deadpool vanishes with the goods. Classic con artist move...
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Day 67: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Barry Allen takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
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Anna Qabale Duba falls off the horse in front of zombies. The horse continues without him. Equine betrayal.
-5
69
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Day 69: Barry Allen loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
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70
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Gordon Ramsay shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
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Deadpool carves a notch for every zombie killed. The weapon looks like a grocery store barcode.
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Day 83: Anna Qabale Duba encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
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Day 85: Anna Qabale Duba recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
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Deadpool uses the food truck to lure zombies with the smell of frying then accelerates. Perfect olfactory trap!
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91
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Deadpool breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
91
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📍 Fifth Avenue. Smashed storefronts. Anna Qabale Duba: "Black Friday got dark this year."
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95
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Deadpool wipes out an entire horde for three days' worth of rations. Cold, efficient, expensive — but worth every bite.
+4
102
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Anna Qabale Duba slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
102
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Anna Qabale Duba
has died
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Day 111: Barry Allen attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
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113
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Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
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115
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Barry Allen accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
117
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Day 117: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Deadpool must find their weak point.
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117
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Barry Allen hits a zombie with their foam mallet. Miraculously, the zombie stumbles and falls off the bridge.
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119
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Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
119
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Barry Allen
has died
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Day 123: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Deadpool must understand and counter their strategy.
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Deadpool: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
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Day 141: An infected survivor hides their bite. Deadpool is the only one capable of diagnosing.
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146
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Day 146: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Deadpool must ration the group's water.
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148
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Deadpool dies in combat, alone, far from any camp. No one will know. No one will pay the tab.
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Deadpool
has died
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