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My zombie survival squad β€” zombie_survival πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

7 members Β· TeamBranch

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33
Days survived
95
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
πŸ‘€
Created by Anonymous
57
πŸ—ΊοΈ Km traveled
7
πŸ‘‘ Decisions
3
🩺 Rescues
23
🍳 Meals cooked
3
πŸͺ€ Traps built
8
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
30 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Levi Ackerman and Eren Yeager were on the wrong side. Reiner Braun spotted them from the roof of a bus. Mikasa Ackerman, Hange ZoΓ«, and Armin Arlert were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Zeke Yeager, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: Reiner Braun discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
1
πŸŽ’
Hange ZoΓ« discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
1
⚑
Hange ZoΓ« turns anything into a lethal weapon, even a mess hall spoon
-2
1
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πŸ“ Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Armin Arlert: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
2
πŸ’€
Zeke Yeager gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
2
πŸ’€
Zeke Yeager
has died
3
🌍
Day 3: Eren Yeager finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
4
πŸŽ’
Eren Yeager can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
4
⚑
Mikasa Ackerman organizes civilians into squads with the delicacy of a drill sergeant
-3
6
πŸ’€
Hange ZoΓ« crashes into a lamppost at full speed in their shopping cart. Airbag not included.
6
πŸ’€
Hange ZoΓ«
has died
7
πŸŽ’
Levi Ackerman cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
9
🌍
Day 9: It's raining frogs. Literally. Mikasa Ackerman doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
-5
11
⚑
Armin Arlert establishes a security perimeter like in Full Metal Jacket, but with more biters
-1
12
πŸ’€
Mikasa Ackerman is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
12
πŸ’€
Mikasa Ackerman
has died
13
πŸŽ’
Reiner Braun crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
15
⚑
Failure: Reiner Braun charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
17
🌍
Day 17: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Armin Arlert must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
19
πŸ’€
Armin Arlert applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
19
πŸ’€
Armin Arlert
has died
20
🌍
Day 20: Eren Yeager finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
20
πŸŽ’
Eren Yeager mixes mentos with the soda to create a geyser that scares away a small group of zombies.
+5
20
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Bizarre: Reiner Braun collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
21
πŸ’€
Levi Ackerman leans too far to one side of the canoe to see a fish. The canoe capsizes in violent rapids.
21
πŸ’€
Levi Ackerman
has died
24
🌍
Day 24: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Reiner Braun must understand and counter their strategy.
-25
25
⚑
Success: Reiner Braun holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
28
πŸŽ’
Reiner Braun throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
30
πŸ’€
Eren Yeager blows into their improvised blowgun, inhales instead of exhaling and swallows the dart.
30
πŸ’€
Eren Yeager
has died
31
🌍
Day 31: Reiner Braun drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
31
πŸŽ’
Reiner Braun decorates their face with bandages like a manga character. The zombies are confused.
+2
32
🌍
Day 31: Reiner Braun discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
32
πŸŽ’
Reiner Braun offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
33
πŸ’€
Poetic Death: Reiner Braun fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
33
πŸ’€
Reiner Braun
has died

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