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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby! There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed Hulk. The man is a scientist. Yes, you heard that right. A scientist. On a basketball court. With their lab notebook in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. Hulk had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
102-115 (L)
Goku bounces the Wilson pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
That one wasn't even close, Satoru Gojo! Stick to teaching the eager class!
Hulk goes to work carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Hulk, this versatile guy, gets blown by on the perimeter! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the legs!
This guy nobody was talking about Satoru Gojo with a vintage sky hook! The old magic is still there!
End of the first act. Doctor Strange is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Anecdote: Doctor Strange tried to impress the Detroit Engine-Roar players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Satoru Gojo is visibly upset! Upset as a school teacher when the eager class goes sideways!
Satoru Gojo whiffs on the jumper! A school teacher off their game with their chalk stick!
Hulk spins the ball out of the trap! Freakish explosiveness under pressure!
Hulk grimaces through the effort! The grimace of a scientist finishing the hidden truth!
Doctor Strange walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to neurosurgeon life tomorrow!
Doctor Strange sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Hulk puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
114-102 (W)
Hulk checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Goku tallies another one! This farmer keeps racking them up!
Goku switches seamlessly! Versatile as a farmer switching between the seed dibber and the stubborn soil!
LeBron James spins and creates! Another assist from mid-range! Quarterback!
Satoru Gojo shifts the defense! Moving pieces like a school teacher at work!
Break! Goku grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Goku knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Miami Heart-Attack's colors. By accident, obviously. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Goku spins the rock with flair and hits an alley-oop! Sensational!
Confetti falls as Goku exits! A farmer's grand finale on the gym!
LeBron James attacks the outlet to the young player! This all-time great building the future!
Satoru Gojo's teammates feed off the school teacher energy! That confidence is contagious!
Doctor Strange pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This solid pro savors the win!
Hulk slides across the court in his socks while LeBron James splashes water on everyone. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
111-107 (W)
Doctor Strange starts in the floor general! Playing the floor general the way a neurosurgeon plays with their bare hands!
Doctor Strange picks off the lob! Intercepting mid-air, pure neurosurgeon reflexes!
Goku with the ugly miss! The farmer touch is absent tonight!
Doctor Strange goes to work the ball into a bank shot! Silky smooth technique shining through!
Doctor Strange posts up into the right spacing! Scary good handles and elite court awareness!
The players file out. Hulk exchanges a tense look with the coach. Did you know Hulk keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Hulk plays hero! The scientist as hero, their lab notebook as cape!
Doctor Strange digs in defensively! A gym-rat work ethic when the team needs stops!
A roaring arena, all because of a neurosurgeon named Doctor Strange with the game!
Satoru Gojo explodes for the game-tying thunderous slam! With seconds left on the clock! Unbelievable!
Goku caps a perfect night! Clean as a farmer on their best day!
LeBron James and Goku share a 30-second hug. Doctor Strange wants in. Gets pushed away. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
115-95 (W)
Goku stretches center court! Loosening up, the farmer is getting ready!
A step-back three! Goku cannot be stopped tonight! This All-Star caliber talent is locked in!
Goku rotates perfectly for the defensive stop! Iron discipline on full display!
Satoru Gojo with the incredible court vision! This raw talent sees passes nobody else does!
Doctor Strange with the decoy run! Diverting attention, classic neurosurgeon misdirection!
The players leave the court. Doctor Strange clings to the tunnel railing. Anecdote: Doctor Strange tried to impress the Philadelphia Injury-Report players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Satoru Gojo pops the jumper! Clean as their chalk stick after a polish!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Hulk turns the hostile crowd into stunned silence!
Doctor Strange barks out defensive calls! The voice of their bare hands echoes across the gym!
The commentators can't stop talking about Doctor Strange's neurosurgeon background and their bare hands!
It's over! Satoru Gojo delivers the goods! This hidden prospect walks off a winner!
Hulk performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Doctor Strange imitates it. It's worse. I learned that Hulk's father was a neurosurgeon. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
104-116 (L)
Tip-off! Hulk gets us started! Let's go!
Goku can't buy a shot! Wouldn't happen with the stubborn soil, a farmer always hits!
Turnover by Doctor Strange! Competing the game requires less coordination, clearly!
Hulk gets posterized! A scientist framed by their lab notebook in the worst way!
LeBron James buries a two-handed slam at the buzzer! This basketball god is on fire tonight!
End of the first act. LeBron James is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Did you know? LeBron James has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Satoru Gojo, this do-it-all player, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Satoru Gojo forces a bad reverse layup! This diamond in the rough needs to trust teammates!
LeBron James reads the defense perfectly! Pure God-given talent and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Goku is gassed! More tired than after a full day of cultivating the stubborn soil!
Goku, this versatile guy, trudges off the arena. Lessons to take from this one.
Hulk claps his hands in frustration. Doctor Strange clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
128-97 (W)
Goku takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
What a shot from Doctor Strange! A neurosurgeon bringing their bare hands energy to the gymnasium!
Doctor Strange closes out perfectly! Precise as competing the game!
Hulk, this franchise cornerstone, manipulates the defense and drops the dime! An unmatched feel for the game!
Satoru Gojo, this hungry young player, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Nerves of steel!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Satoru Gojo asks for an ice pack. Juicy intel: Satoru Gojo turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Hulk, this swiss-army-knife type, rises above and hammers a pull-up jumper!
The den erupts as Doctor Strange enters! The neurosurgeon gets a hero's welcome!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James tips it to the teammate! Insane court vision on full display!
Doctor Strange is the people's champion! A neurosurgeon for the people, the game for all!
Hulk, this first-ballot legend, with the post-game interview smile! Nerves of steel all night!
Doctor Strange does a belly slide on the court. Goku does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
131-90 (W)
Hulk sets the tone early! The scientist came to play tonight!
Satoru Gojo hooks it in! The arc of a school teacher swinging their chalk stick!
Goku, this versatile guy, hits the cutter perfectly! Night-in night-out consistency right on time!
Goku scoops it up and in! The touch of a farmer with the stubborn soil!
Satoru Gojo, this all-around player, contests everything from mid-range! A killer instinct on full display!
Halftime. Hulk throws his towel on the floor walking in. Fun fact: Hulk tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Hulk scores off the inbound! That's the preparation of a scientist right there!
Goku dominates wire to wire! Dominant as a farmer over the stubborn soil!
LeBron James asks the scorer's table for the score! This global icon forgot!
Satoru Gojo blows a kiss to the fans! Cool as you like, a bench mob celebration!
LeBron James, this big fella, salutes the faithful! A victory dance! What a night!
LeBron James and Goku do celebratory push-ups. Hulk counts out loud. Definitely cheating. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
98-102 (L)
Doctor Strange, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Pure God-given talent from the jump!
This basketball god LeBron James does it again! A free throw with effortless precision!
Hulk overcommits and gets beat! Sometimes predictable game when reading the play!
A two-handed slam by Satoru Gojo at the top of the key is way off! Tough night for this hungry young player!
Satoru Gojo won't go down without a fight! A school teacher defending the eager class to the end!
Cut! Halftime. Goku's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Did you know Goku started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Hulk coughs it up with the game on the line! The hidden truth slipping away!
Goku storms to the bench! Heated! This farmer doesn't handle losing well!
LeBron James, this generational talent, answers every challenge! Next-level basketball IQ never fading!
Satoru Gojo gets called for the foul! Clumsy as a school teacher with the eager class at closing time!
Doctor Strange tips the cap to the winners! The neurosurgeon's grace with the game!
Hulk has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. LeBron James has aged ten years in forty minutes. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
101-92 (W)
Doctor Strange gets the starting nod! A neurosurgeon starting with their bare hands confidence!
A bank shot from Doctor Strange! This player making noise is putting on a show tonight!
Hulk rejects the layup! A surgical steal by this tweener! Get that out!
Satoru Gojo, this do-it-all player, runs the offense with iron discipline! Beautiful passing!
Goku calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's farmer mentality!
Rest time. LeBron James isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. I've been told LeBron James always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
This basketball god LeBron James is automatic at half court! A finger roll drops again!
Post-game fireworks for Goku! Brighter than the seed dibber on a perfect day!
Doctor Strange picks up the assignment! Locked in, the neurosurgeon accepts the mission!
This total unknown Satoru Gojo has that look in the eyes! Watch out! Insane court vision!
Doctor Strange salutes the fans! A neurosurgeon's farewell until the next game!
Doctor Strange gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Goku gives his shoes. LeBron James gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
106-107 (L)
Doctor Strange gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a neurosurgeon on day one!
Goku nails a pull-up jumper from deep! Range like the seed dibber reaching across the workshop!
This hooper's hooper Doctor Strange picks up the cheap foul! Limited stamina showing!
Hulk shanks it from the perimeter! Discoverring the hidden truth uses different muscles!
Satoru Gojo chips away at the lead! Chipping away with school teacher persistence!
Break. Hulk collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Did you know Hulk once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
Doctor Strange gets stripped at the last second! Stripped of the damn ball like a neurosurgeon stripped of their bare hands!
Hulk dribbles and kicks the stanchion! This all-time great losing composure!
A narrative for the ages: Satoru Gojo, the school teacher who mastered their chalk stick and the pill!
Doctor Strange misses the game-tying shot! Even a neurosurgeon couldn't save that one!
Satoru Gojo reflects on what could have been. Heavy feet the difference tonight.
Goku's complexion is grey. Doctor Strange's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. Tonight I had a revelation: Doctor Strange runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
112-88 (W)
The game begins and Doctor Strange is ready! You can see silky smooth technique written all over his face!
This hidden prospect Satoru Gojo with a beautiful reverse layup at half court! Poetry in motion!
Goku a commanding rebound with authority! This solid build protecting the paint!
Doctor Strange picks apart the defense! Dissecting every move with neurosurgeon precision!
Goku exploits the mismatch! Finding weakness with the seed dibber acumen!
Off to the locker room. Hulk has already drained two water bottles. Bus driver's confession: Hulk raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Satoru Gojo, this smooth operator, uses every inch to deliver a bank shot!
Standing room only! A packed arena as Hulk takes over along the baseline!
Doctor Strange celebrates the team's success! This name that's buzzing knows together is better!
The story of Hulk: a scientist by morning, a baller by night. The hidden truth would be proud!
This rising star Satoru Gojo caps off a special night! A salute to the fans! Until next time!
Doctor Strange points both hands at the sky. LeBron James points at Doctor Strange. Satoru Gojo points at the exit. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
112-106 (W)
This who-is-this-guy player Satoru Gojo in the starting lineup! Let's see what this who-is-this-guy player brings!
This raw talent Satoru Gojo converts off the pick and roll! A buzzer beater right on cue!
LeBron James, this undisputed superstar, switches seamlessly and locks up! Iron discipline shining through!
Doctor Strange, this player making noise, sets the table in transition! Assist master!
Hulk uses an aggressive small-ball lineup brilliantly! Strategy from discoverring the hidden truth!
The locker room fills up. Doctor Strange has already eaten three oranges. Confession: Doctor Strange tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Goku, this smooth operator, glides on the low block for a silky floater!
A Playoff atmosphere fills the arena! This All-Star caliber talent Goku feeds off the energy!
Hulk runs the play to perfection! Perfection of discoverring the hidden truth!
Goku's transformation from farmer to athlete is this marquee showdown's best story!
LeBron James can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Doctor Strange jumps into Goku's arms without warning. They both go down. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
96-128 (L)
Hulk, this certified GOAT candidate, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Doctor Strange misses in the money time! A neurosurgeon dropping the game at the worst time!
LeBron James charges right into the defender! Turnover! Tendency to force bad shots when controlling pace!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, gets exploited in the switch! Hot head exposed in the mismatch!
A layup from LeBron James along the baseline! That's a certified bucket-getter!
The players head to the locker room. Doctor Strange is sweating like a racehorse. Juicy anecdote: Doctor Strange was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
This up-and-coming baller Doctor Strange shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Hulk crosses over the Wilson into the front rim! That's frustrating for this living legend!
Goku creates the switch! Smooth adjustment, farmer-level thinking!
Hulk leans on their knees! Gassed, but the scientist keeps going!
Despite the loss, Doctor Strange held their own with the game! The neurosurgeon fought!
LeBron James walks toward the tunnel without a word. Doctor Strange stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
90-114 (L)
Goku lands the first buzzer beater! First blood! The farmer strikes first!
A thunderous slam attempt by Doctor Strange falls short! Tendency to force bad shots in the legs!
This household name LeBron James dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Hulk gives up the easy bucket! Easier than discoverring the hidden truth!
LeBron James converts a tough euro-step at half court! Skill level: elite!
Back to the locker room. LeBron James's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. They say LeBron James eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Doctor Strange, this established player, refuses to high-five! Ego the size of Texas hurting the chemistry!
Doctor Strange explodes but the shot rims out! Lack of consistency rears its ugly head!
Goku identifies the soft spot in the zone! This reliable star surgical precision!
Goku powers through! The farmer in them won't quit on the stubborn soil!
Satoru Gojo walks off in silence. This hidden prospect gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Doctor Strange collapses into the first available chair. Goku stays standing, eyes glazed over. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-128 (L)
Goku steps onto the arena! From cultivating the stubborn soil to this, game time!
Goku misses! Even a farmer can't fix that shot!
Intercepted! Satoru Gojo's pass snatched right out of the air! A school teacher would never be that careless!
Satoru Gojo, this tweener, can't keep up with the speed! Hot head exposed!
LeBron James, this tree of a man, throws the hands up! Exasperated at the buzzer!
Finally a breather. Satoru Gojo has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Fun fact: Satoru Gojo got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Air ball from Hulk! Being a scientist doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Hulk steps back sluggishly! Lack of consistency catching up with this undisputed superstar!
Stolen from Satoru Gojo! A school teacher who let it slip through their fingers!
Doctor Strange argues with the ref! The same passion they bring to competing the game!
This potential GOAT LeBron James stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this potential GOAT wanted.
Doctor Strange lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Satoru Gojo decides not to comment. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
My Team ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
Season Journal
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby!
There's one guy on this team who scares the living hell out of everyone. Opponents, coaches, referees, even his own teammates sometimes. That's LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, shoulders like a linebacker, and a touch on the ball so soft it makes you want to cry. This damn player can drop 40 one night, grab 15 boards the next, and slap you with a triple-double night after just because he was bored. The kind of guy you want on your squad and pray you never have to face.
The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around.
Attention, things are about to get serious. Actually no, things are about to go completely off the rails. The front office signed Hulk. The man is a scientist. Yes, you heard that right. A scientist. On a basketball court. With their lab notebook in his gym bag and zero understanding of what a pick-and-roll is. The coach says it's a "bet on raw athleticism" but between us, I'm pretty sure he lost a poker bet. Hulk had his first practice yesterday and asked if the free throw line was home plate. The teammates are dying laughing, the fans don't know whether to cry or applaud, and the GM was spotted updating his resume on LinkedIn.
The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."
My Team ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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