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16
Days survived
7
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
8
🗺️ Km traveled
2
👑 Decisions
1
🩺 Rescues
6
🍳 Meals cooked
1
🪤 Traps built
9
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
30 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. PC Principal was woken by screams. Kenny McCormick by silence, which is worse. Eric Cartman didn't sleep at all. Mr. Garrison was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Sheila Broflovski was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Kyle Broflovski was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Mr. Mackey heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Mr. Mackey intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
1
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Mr. Mackey empties his Glock 17 magazine with precision and takes down six zombies in a row.
+8
1
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Sheila Broflovski hosts a TED Talk: 'How I Survived 200 Days.' Scheduled time: 18 minutes. Actual time: 3 hours. Audience won't leave (outside is worse than this torture).
-4
1
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Sheila Broflovski fires his Desert Eagle at a mirror. The bullet ricochets. You know the rest.
1
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Sheila Broflovski
has died
1
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Eric Cartman: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
2
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Day 2: Kenny McCormick sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
2
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PC Principal empties his MAC-10 on a group of zombies in deafening noise.
+6
2
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Success: Eric Cartman infiltrated an enemy camp under false identity and stole their fuel reserves — useful scoundrel.
-3
3
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Mr. Garrison cleans their Luger P08 with an oily rag, slips on the oil and tumbles down the stairs.
3
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Mr. Garrison
has died
4
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Day 4: Mr. Mackey has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
4
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PC Principal speeds off on the aero-bike and leaves the zombies in a cloud of futuristic dust.
+8
4
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Mr. Mackey organizes a 'career fair' at camp. Booths: armed guard, cook, gravedigger. Plot twist: gravedigger booth gets the most applicants.
0
5
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Mr. Mackey slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
5
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Mr. Mackey
has died
6
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Day 6: A rival group offers a shady deal. PC Principal must negotiate without getting scammed.
-16
6
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PC Principal uses cold fries as mikado sticks with other survivors. Unexpected moment of relaxation.
+2
6
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Kyle Broflovski asks questions about everything, constantly. "Why do zombies groan? Is that in the script?"
-2
7
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Kyle Broflovski dies trying to recreate yesterday's lesson. The learning stops. The lesson doesn't.
7
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Kyle Broflovski
has died
8
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Day 8: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Eric Cartman takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
-8
9
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PC Principal's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
9
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Unusual: Eric Cartman has 7 names, 4 faces and 0 scruples. But when the camp needs a dirty trick, he's the one they call.
-3
10
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Poetic Death: Eric Cartman was pulling one last scam when the victim turned out to have no wallet. Or pulse.
10
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Eric Cartman
has died
11
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Day 11: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Kenny McCormick must find a solution, fast.
-15
11
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PC Principal added 'Zombie Survival 101' to the curriculum: between math and recess. Grades are up.
0
12
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Kenny McCormick clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
14
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Kenny McCormick hooks their MP5 sling to a door handle and it fires into their foot.
14
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Kenny McCormick
has died
15
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Day 15: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. PC Principal must guide the group through this pea soup.
-8
15
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Day 15: Gas leak detected in the main building. PC Principal must intervene quickly.
-10
15
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PC Principal gave detention to a zombie lurking in the yard. The zombie skipped writing lines.
0
15
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PC Principal kept the camp school open — kids learning reading, writing, and zombie-proofing.
0
16
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PC Principal drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, PC Principal doesn't.
16
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PC Principal
has died
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