Mijn ideale starting five — basketball_team 🇳🇱
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| # | Team | W | V | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
Voorseizoen
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Kevin Durant on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 208 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Speeldag 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-130 (V)
Tip-off! Draymond Green gets us started! Let's go!
Klay Thompson forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Draymond Green throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Kevin Durant reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Kevin Durant mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Draymond Green grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Draymond Green started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
Kevin Durant reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Draymond Green's gaze is cold, distant. Klay Thompson's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Speeldag 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
129-95 (W)
Klay Thompson, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Stephen Curry goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
Draymond Green with the bounce pass! This league veteran threading it perfectly!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Stephen Curry anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This established star reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Stephen Curry asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Stephen Curry fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Stephen Curry with the tough sky hook through contact! This max-contract guy won't be denied!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This name that's buzzing Draymond Green celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This name that's buzzing Draymond Green holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
DeAndre Ayton, this solid pro, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Stephen Curry moonwalks across the hardwood. Klay Thompson attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Speeldag 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
118-95 (W)
DeAndre Ayton, this player making noise, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Stephen Curry! This guy everybody knows is putting on a show tonight!
Klay Thompson a ball recovery with authority! This beanpole protecting the paint!
This next-level player Draymond Green with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Kevin Durant, this elite player, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Stephen Curry wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Stephen Curry blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from Draymond Green! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! Kevin Durant pulls up and the place explodes!
Kevin Durant, this max-contract guy, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Klay Thompson leaves it all on the floor! This well-respected player with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
DeAndre Ayton launches into the tunnel with the W! This up-and-coming baller all smiles!
Klay Thompson points both hands at the sky. Draymond Green points at Klay Thompson. Kevin Durant points at the exit. I learned backstage that Draymond Green also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Speeldag 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
131-93 (W)
DeAndre Ayton rises up into position! This seasoned vet not wasting any time!
This player on the come-up Draymond Green finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
Draymond Green goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
Draymond Green dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This well-respected player means business!
Kevin Durant with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This established star says no!
The players head to the locker room. Stephen Curry is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Stephen Curry walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Draymond Green scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This solid pro domination!
Stephen Curry fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this top-tier talent!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Klay Thompson pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This established player owns the moment!
That's the game! Klay Thompson finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Kevin Durant pretends to plant a flag at center court. DeAndre Ayton stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Speeldag 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
104-108 (V)
Klay Thompson, this mammoth, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Draymond Green with the highlight-reel double-clutch layup! This next-level player owning the moment!
Klay Thompson, this beanpole, gets dunked on from the right corner! Poster material!
A step-back three from Kevin Durant hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Stephen Curry forces the turnover! This jersey-selling name creating opportunities on both ends!
Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry flops into the first available chair. Little scoop: Stephen Curry logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Kevin Durant misses in the clutch! A catch-and-shoot triple off the mark in the fourth quarter!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
The legend of Kevin Durant grows! This headliner adding another chapter at the buzzer!
Stephen Curry turns it over on a strategic timeout! This headliner crumbles under pressure!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Draymond Green and DeAndre Ayton walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Speeldag 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
105-104 (W)
Draymond Green, this big fella, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Klay Thompson, this player on the come-up, walls up at the buzzer! Impenetrable defense!
This dude putting the league on notice Klay Thompson puts up a bank shot but it won't fall! Off night!
This guy everybody knows Kevin Durant is automatic driving to the hoop! A euro-step drops again!
Draymond Green makes the hockey pass! A gym-rat work ethic finding the extra pass!
Halftime whistle. Draymond Green spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know Draymond Green entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Klay Thompson, this hooper's hooper, with the clutch crucial offensive board! On the inbound pass stop!
Klay Thompson with the suffocating defense! This player making noise is a wall out there!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as Stephen Curry gets hot!
DeAndre Ayton, this undersized dog, comes up big! A euro-step in the money time! Legend!
This big-name player Kevin Durant thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Klay Thompson makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Stephen Curry makes a bigger heart. DeAndre Ayton makes a massive heart. I learned tonight that Klay Thompson used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Speeldag 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
127-95 (W)
Stephen Curry looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Stephen Curry, this multi-time All-Star, reads the play perfectly and delivers a tear drop!
This multi-time All-Star Kevin Durant takes the charge from the left corner! Gutsy play!
Klay Thompson with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
Kevin Durant sets the screen at the perfect angle! This franchise guy cerebral play!
Break. Stephen Curry collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know Stephen Curry entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Stephen Curry attacks the damn ball beautifully for a fadeaway jumper! What touch!
This All-Star caliber talent Stephen Curry brings a packed arena to a new level! Incredible scene!
This well-respected player Draymond Green runs the rock patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This elite player Kevin Durant with a performance for the ages! A live masterclass chapter!
Kevin Durant, this giant, celebrates the win! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! What a game!
Klay Thompson makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Draymond Green makes a bigger heart. DeAndre Ayton makes a massive heart. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Speeldag 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
102-103 (V)
Draymond Green, this giant, is introduced and the arena explodes! This next-level player is in the building!
DeAndre Ayton, this scrappy guard, muscles in for a pull-up jumper! Pure power!
DeAndre Ayton gets crossed over! This up-and-coming baller left frozen from way beyond the arc!
DeAndre Ayton, this player on the come-up, with the shot-clock heave! No good from mid-range!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Halftime! Kevin Durant is limping slightly heading off the court. Exclusive info: Kevin Durant is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This top-tier talent Kevin Durant picks up the foul at the last second! Terrible timing!
Draymond Green, this next-level player, with the frustrated foul! Shaky emotions under pressure in tough moments!
Remember this moment! Stephen Curry is making history with a thunderous slam!
Draymond Green, this 7-footer, rattles out the free throw! Occasional mental lapses getting the best of this player on the come-up!
Draymond Green, this player making noise, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Draymond Green turns back to look at the court one last time. Klay Thompson doesn't turn around. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Speeldag 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
110-104 (W)
Klay Thompson opens with a layup! This established player making an early statement!
This max-contract guy Kevin Durant erupts for a sky hook! The floodgates are open!
DeAndre Ayton with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
This guy with a proven track record Klay Thompson finds the open man! Assist and a sky hook!
Kevin Durant spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Back to the locker room. Draymond Green punches his locker. Little secret: Draymond Green has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Klay Thompson crosses over the Wilson with flair and hits a deep three! Sensational!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, commands a standing ovation! The arena belongs to this big-name player!
Draymond Green, this long boy, sets the perfect screen! That dawg mentality for the team!
DeAndre Ayton, this undersized spark plug, carries the weight of the team on those shoulders!
Kevin Durant sits on the bench with a smile! This jersey-selling name job well done!
Stephen Curry dumps his Gatorade on Klay Thompson who screams because it was cold. Draymond Green piles on. Tonight I had a revelation: Klay Thompson runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Speeldag 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
109-102 (W)
This guy with a proven track record DeAndre Ayton comes out aggressive! Opens with a double-clutch layup from downtown!
What a play by Stephen Curry! A free throw under the basket! This certified bucket is cooking!
This big-name player Stephen Curry comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
This next-level player Draymond Green sets the back screen! Insane court vision off-ball contribution!
Halftime! Stephen Curry is limping slightly heading off the court. They say Stephen Curry has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Draymond Green strings together a double-clutch layup driving to the hoop. Freakish explosiveness on full display!
A cathedral silence fills the arena! This solid pro Klay Thompson feeds off the energy!
Kevin Durant sacrifices the body taking the charge! This certified bucket ultimate teammate!
The narrative shifts! DeAndre Ayton takes control with a gym-rat work ethic!
Stephen Curry drives in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Draymond Green grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Klay Thompson's name. The announcer chases him. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Speeldag 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
111-103 (W)
This legit talent DeAndre Ayton comes out firing! A floater in the first minute!
DeAndre Ayton buries a finger roll facing the rim! This dude putting the league on notice is on fire tonight!
Draymond Green, this towering presence, covers ground to get the defensive rebound! Wow!
DeAndre Ayton, this solid pro, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a half-court heave!
Draymond Green fires away into the right spacing! Iron discipline and elite court awareness!
Rest. Stephen Curry buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Little scoop: Stephen Curry tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
DeAndre Ayton, this solid pro, exploits the mismatch for a pull-up jumper! Too easy!
The energy in this building is unreal! Stephen Curry channeling wild stands!
This up-and-coming baller Draymond Green dives for the loose ball! A gym-rat work ethic on every play!
Klay Thompson pulls up with purpose! Natural-born leadership driving this team forward!
Draymond Green pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This player making noise savors the win!
Draymond Green grabs Klay Thompson and hoists him onto his shoulders. Kevin Durant tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Speeldag 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
81-111 (V)
DeAndre Ayton, this undersized spark plug, takes the court! The hostile crowd is electric!
Stephen Curry air-mails a bucket from mid-range! Way off for this bonafide star!
Stephen Curry throws it away! Ego the size of Texas under pressure off the pick and roll!
Klay Thompson overcommits and gets beat! Occasional mental lapses when reading the play!
Draymond Green gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
Halftime whistle. Draymond Green spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Little secret: Draymond Green listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Kevin Durant fires a pull-up jumper at the buzzer but can't connect! Heavy feet showing!
Stephen Curry grabs the shorts! This elite player is running on fumes!
Stephen Curry launches the pill right to the defense! Costly mistake by this world-class player!
Klay Thompson, this player making noise, refuses to high-five! Limited stamina hurting the chemistry!
This dude putting the league on notice Draymond Green shakes hands and moves on. In the end, limited stamina proved costly.
Stephen Curry watches the crowd file out in silence. Kevin Durant prefers not to look. I got a text from Stephen Curry after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Speeldag 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
118-103 (W)
Draymond Green rises up onto the floor! The crowd roars for this established player!
A step-back three by Stephen Curry facing the rim! A gym-rat work ethic in every fiber!
Stephen Curry pressures the inbound! This elite player with relentless freakish explosiveness!
Stephen Curry blows past into the lane and kicks out! Insane court vision and great decision-making!
Kevin Durant, this towering presence, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Silky smooth technique!
Halftime. Kevin Durant's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Anecdote: Kevin Durant tried to impress the Boston Ring-Chasers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Kevin Durant, this big-name player, operates from the right corner with a finger roll! Clinic!
This player on the come-up DeAndre Ayton silences the hostile crowd! A packed arena shifts!
Klay Thompson finds the open teammate! This league veteran making everyone better!
The transformation of Draymond Green is complete! This guy with a proven track record has arrived!
Kevin Durant, this mountain of a man, salutes the faithful! A primal scream! What a night!
Stephen Curry and Draymond Green cradle the game ball like a baby. Klay Thompson takes a photo. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Speeldag 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
90-105 (V)
Stephen Curry steps back with energy from the opening whistle! This big-name player locked in!
Draymond Green forces a deep three from the right corner! This solid pro trying too hard!
Kevin Durant coughs up the orange! Tendency to force bad shots strikes again at half court!
This guy with a proven track record DeAndre Ayton fouls reaching in! Occasional mental lapses on defense!
Draymond Green knocks down a bucket from way beyond the arc! Ice in the veins!
Back to the locker room. DeAndre Ayton punches his locker. Confession: DeAndre Ayton tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
DeAndre Ayton slams the ball in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson short-arms a deep three in transition! Not enough lift!
Draymond Green, this well-respected player, orchestrates the delay game! Eyes in the back of the head in action!
Draymond Green, this player making noise, is dragging! The this ball game minutes taking their toll!
Kevin Durant walks off in silence. This guy everybody knows gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Draymond Green takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Klay Thompson doesn't drink. Throat too tight. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Speeldag 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
96-109 (V)
This bonafide star Stephen Curry gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
This dude putting the league on notice Klay Thompson with a rare miss at the top of the key! Even the best stumble!
This league veteran Draymond Green forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Klay Thompson loses the screen battle! Sometimes predictable game around the picks!
DeAndre Ayton shoots the pill with iron discipline. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
Off to the locker room. DeAndre Ayton has already drained two water bottles. Fun fact: DeAndre Ayton blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Klay Thompson, this tower, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!
Stephen Curry, this big-name player, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
Stephen Curry reads the defense perfectly! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Klay Thompson misses from fatigue! This established player can't get the elevation driving to the hoop!
This up-and-coming baller Klay Thompson tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Stephen Curry sits on the floor in the hallway. Klay Thompson sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Kevin Durant.
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