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35
Days survived
45
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
35
🗺️ Km traveled
8
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
17
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
24
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
31 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. LeBron James was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Martin Luther King and Rosemary Kennedy had barricaded the entrances. Mitch Epstein was already treating the first injuries. Jeff Bezos found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Elon Musk rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Mark Kerr... Mark Kerr just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Jeff Bezos fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
1
🎂
Martin Luther King (39 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
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📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. Martin Luther King: "Rent was too high anyway."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Mark Kerr forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
2
⚡
Jeff Bezos pitches a 'survival app' with no electricity or internet. The deck is on cardboard. The investors are zombies.
-3
3
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Jeff Bezos dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
3
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Jeff Bezos
has died
4
🌍
Day 4: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Mark Kerr must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
4
🎒
Mark Kerr slips on an oil puddle while on scooter and ends up in a nettle bush.
-4
4
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
4
🎂
Rosemary Kennedy, 87 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
5
💀
Mark Kerr drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Mark Kerr doesn't.
5
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Mark Kerr
has died
6
⚡
Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
9
🌍
Day 9: Martin Luther King tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
9
🎒
Elon Musk gets stuck in the middle of the cable car. Wind rocks the cabin. Zombies wait below.
-6
13
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Rosemary Kennedy confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
13
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Rosemary Kennedy
has died
14
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LeBron James crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
16
⚡
Mitch Epstein uses paintbrushes as improvised weapons
-1
18
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Day 18: Martin Luther King discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
19
💀
Mitch Epstein cuts the chain that was holding the hangar full of zombies shut.
19
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Mitch Epstein
has died
23
🌍
Day 23: LeBron James cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
24
🎒
Martin Luther King wears a top hat and monocle while riding the velocipede. Distinguished apocalypse.
+3
24
⚡
Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
25
💀
LeBron James explains why splitting up is a TERRIBLE idea
25
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LeBron James
has died
26
🌍
Day 26: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Martin Luther King is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
27
🎒
Elon Musk forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
27
⚡
Martin Luther King negotiates equal rations... even though zombies prefer brains
0
29
💀
Martin Luther King tips over the big wheel of the velocipede and falls two meters headfirst.
29
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Martin Luther King
has died
31
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Day 31: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Elon Musk must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
-19
32
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Elon Musk bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
33
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Day 33: Elon Musk finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
35
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
35
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Elon Musk
has died
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